Wait how long ago was this? lol Was she light-skin kinda thick with just a lil ass?
I use to fuck with this bitch that did the same thing. Running "water" from NY to D.C. In apple juice bottles. Use to always get her at Union Station.
What's the Craziest thing that someone has asked you?
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Wait how long ago was this? lol Was she light-skin kinda thick with just a lil ass?
I use to fuck with this bitch that did the same thing. Running "water" from NY to D.C. In apple juice bottles. Use to always get her at Union Station.
I was on a bus ride back home from my "not having a car" college days. I ended up sitting next to this dude in a cowboy hat who started telling me this sob story about how his wife had just up and left with their kids with no notice, and he was trying to track them down. And he was making it sound like the saddest thing.
So when we got to his stop (or mine, I don't remember), I called myself being polite by saying, "I hope you find your wife." He just said, "Thanks. I hope I do, too. So I can wring her neck." Which was the first time he ever even implied he was going to do something shady if he found her. Young me learned a valuable lesson that day: don't take people at face value, and also stay out of their business.
So when we got to his stop (or mine, I don't remember), I called myself being polite by saying, "I hope you find your wife." He just said, "Thanks. I hope I do, too. So I can wring her neck." Which was the first time he ever even implied he was going to do something shady if he found her. Young me learned a valuable lesson that day: don't take people at face value, and also stay out of their business.
If he could put only the head in...that shit is always hilarious lol
How in the fuck do you borrow a slice of pizza? Is the mofo going to return it to you?
How did he feel comfortable enough for that to come out of his mouth?
Be smooth out here my nigga
Ain't u in them Carolinas?
Lmaooo @ yo thread post
Lol @ about 40....45 dollars
I'm dyyin
I hate telling this story but fuck it...
The craziest thing ANYONE has ever asked me was a childhood friend asking could HE suck my dick. We were like 15 or 16 and I grew up with this dude. We weren't best friends, but we were tight. We had a hustle together selling pages of porno magazines at his all boys high school (DeMatha for the DC area folks.) One day we're at my house getting supplies together and shit for the hustle and out of nowhere he's like...yo man, you ever think about being with a dude? Man HELL NAH! Then he's says, let me suck your dick. At this point I'm so stunned I don't know whether to punch him or what. Before I could put much thought to it, he then tells me all the neighborhood kids were doing it and NAMED NAMES of kids I went to high school with, like I was the odd man out. Things got worse and he dropped to his knees as I got up. I kicked him down, told him FUCK NO and he had to leave. Dude left my house crying cause I guess he realized that not only did he not get what he wanted, he outed other people in the process. He kept calling my house for a few days (this was in the mid 90's) and eventually he catches me on the phone. He begs me not to say anything to anyone and he would give me his supplies to keep quiet. I told him I didn't give a fuck about the supplies, I just didn't want to be friends with him anymore. He ended up dropping the stuff on my doorstep, which my mother thought was maybe trash, opened it and harassed me about it and I didn't hear from him for a long time after. Fast forward to adulthood and I get a Facebook request from dude. Turns out he's married with 2 kids now. I didn't accept it, but that shit stuck with me.
The craziest thing ANYONE has ever asked me was a childhood friend asking could HE suck my dick. We were like 15 or 16 and I grew up with this dude. We weren't best friends, but we were tight. We had a hustle together selling pages of porno magazines at his all boys high school (DeMatha for the DC area folks.) One day we're at my house getting supplies together and shit for the hustle and out of nowhere he's like...yo man, you ever think about being with a dude? Man HELL NAH! Then he's says, let me suck your dick. At this point I'm so stunned I don't know whether to punch him or what. Before I could put much thought to it, he then tells me all the neighborhood kids were doing it and NAMED NAMES of kids I went to high school with, like I was the odd man out. Things got worse and he dropped to his knees as I got up. I kicked him down, told him FUCK NO and he had to leave. Dude left my house crying cause I guess he realized that not only did he not get what he wanted, he outed other people in the process. He kept calling my house for a few days (this was in the mid 90's) and eventually he catches me on the phone. He begs me not to say anything to anyone and he would give me his supplies to keep quiet. I told him I didn't give a fuck about the supplies, I just didn't want to be friends with him anymore. He ended up dropping the stuff on my doorstep, which my mother thought was maybe trash, opened it and harassed me about it and I didn't hear from him for a long time after. Fast forward to adulthood and I get a Facebook request from dude. Turns out he's married with 2 kids now. I didn't accept it, but that shit stuck with me.
Damn! Bruh, I worked in the credit office of a large dept. store downtown. One day, I'm in the break room, and 3 of my co workers are sitting at a table. They didn't work in my dept., but I knew them. Anyway, the ring leader goes, "Yeah, he don't hang with the brothers outside of work.", and another said, "Yeah, what's with that?" So I asked what do they do, hang out at a club, strip joint, what? Muhfucka said, "Nah, we have sleepovers and shit. You know, watch movies, wrestle, shit like that."
Me:
and then As I'm walking out, I hear: "Yeah, he acts like he's too good to hang with the crew."
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He was a goofy white boy that lacked self awareness. Our 1st Sgt., who's white, used to always call him a "stupid cracka".
ok shit like this don't even want me to read this thread anymore
gatdaayammmm ....... the crazy shit is, so many closet muthafuckas are married with children...
I guess its a pretty good cover..
Na check it out
I wince had a cac ask me for some change
I asked him was he born here or was he a immigrant?
He said he was born here
I said damn, u coulda been president.
And then I walked away
I wince had a cac ask me for some change
I asked him was he born here or was he a immigrant?
He said he was born here
I said damn, u coulda been president.
And then I walked away
yea the most craziest shit a muthafucka asked me was to hold a wad of money for him and deposit it into my account...
but in order for him to know if he could trust me, I have to withdraw a thousand dollars from my account..
apparently the wad he showed me was supposed to be five thousand dollars,
It was a payday, I was in my early twenties but looked younger, and I just came from shopping at bloomingdales....
dude said he was looking for the safest shelter to sleep in and didnt want to have the money on him...
he was talkin real fast like so lets do this, just hold on to this wad of cash, go to your bank and withdraw the thousand...
and the next day he will spot me an extra thousand for my troubles..
I was like knigga theres a payphone right there, go call the ymca, and see if you could get your own room for the night...
and just walked away...
the con was to get me to take out my money, and he holds it leaving me with his wad of money..
onlyhis wad of money would be one hundred dollar bill and the rest paper rolled up and made to look like cash...
I was born and raised in nyc you aint catchin me with none of that bullshit...
dudes would try to get me with the video camera for fifty dollars bullshit, and when you take it home it would be a well packaged rock inside the box...
I seen all that shit a mile a way... in new york if someone steps to you with a deal too good to be true..
its probably not..
but in order for him to know if he could trust me, I have to withdraw a thousand dollars from my account..
apparently the wad he showed me was supposed to be five thousand dollars,
It was a payday, I was in my early twenties but looked younger, and I just came from shopping at bloomingdales....
dude said he was looking for the safest shelter to sleep in and didnt want to have the money on him...
he was talkin real fast like so lets do this, just hold on to this wad of cash, go to your bank and withdraw the thousand...
and the next day he will spot me an extra thousand for my troubles..
I was like knigga theres a payphone right there, go call the ymca, and see if you could get your own room for the night...
and just walked away...
the con was to get me to take out my money, and he holds it leaving me with his wad of money..
onlyhis wad of money would be one hundred dollar bill and the rest paper rolled up and made to look like cash...
I was born and raised in nyc you aint catchin me with none of that bullshit...
dudes would try to get me with the video camera for fifty dollars bullshit, and when you take it home it would be a well packaged rock inside the box...
I seen all that shit a mile a way... in new york if someone steps to you with a deal too good to be true..
its probably not..
I can't
Word
A few months back two guys were riding around still doing that 90's hustle.
Had a big box in the van/truck talking about "Did I want an entertainment/speaker system"?
I said nah I'm good
You NYC nighas sweet
I can't
Word
A few months back two guys were riding around still doing that 90's hustle.
Had a big box in the van/truck talking about "Did I want an entertainment/speaker system"?
I said nah I'm good
the crazy shit is how many people still fall for it....
I just saw a video a few month back on someone gettin got with that ol bullshit...
they thought they were buyin an ipad and shit..
amajorfucup: fagget
you know gotdam well you would love to be out here...
you have dreams hangin out in front of clubs with cameron yelling dipset dipset dipset...
Why is that funny?
In downtown Frankfurt, a black dude who said he was in the army came up to me and asked for some change to get a ride back to his barracks. This dude had to be a rough 45 years old. I gave him 50 cent and he joined some other crack heads and start shooting up. Found out later he was a junkie and hustling for some smack
When they rolled up on me I was like
I was actually insulted that they thought I'd go for it
I got got by the entertainment system hustle when I was younger.
Cute young Asian chick and a white boy were in a truck and the girl talked to me in traffic, got me to pull over in a parking lot. She said they had ordered too many systems and were just trying to liquidate them. They had a website and told me where the store was.
The website listed the system at 1600...i paid 400, took the box home and it was legit speakers but no system with it...not even the speaker wire.
I didn't bother trying to track them down, just took it as a lesson learned and gave the speakers to a friend
Cute young Asian chick and a white boy were in a truck and the girl talked to me in traffic, got me to pull over in a parking lot. She said they had ordered too many systems and were just trying to liquidate them. They had a website and told me where the store was.
The website listed the system at 1600...i paid 400, took the box home and it was legit speakers but no system with it...not even the speaker wire.
I didn't bother trying to track them down, just took it as a lesson learned and gave the speakers to a friend
At least you got speakers. I've heard of empty boxes and hollow speakers.
Nah son.
The context I'm using the word sweet is meaning I can get over on y'all with ease.
I don't need to be in no club with flea
When he comes to the westside or whatever he lets me know
Peace
nah i kno what u really mean you heard about a meat packing district and wanna go there to have fun
no sweet meat for u fagget
Yezzir I'm back in NC
living a new quality of life
Idk why this made me laugh out loud
Because men KNOW, first it's the head...then it's the whole damn shaft...ain't fooling anybody!
so what's the prollum?
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