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Killing spree
What would you do if your @ home an this thing comes runnin out?
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My job is to make sure my family is safe and I'll do that by getting everyone the fuck out, getting them to a good hotel and calling the Orkin man.what the hell! thats your job as the man... man=leader=conquerer=protector of his queen
Lmfao
dont miss. that's just it, you cant miss. otherwise you take a chance of these bitches reproducing cause chances are there is at least one or two more out there.
ya'll remember "the mummy" when all them bugs crept out? LMAO yup
Damn y'all don't deal with flyin roaches? Sheeeit...Consider yourselves lucky on that note...
I'd have a WTF look on my face after seeing that giant beetle, then hope that it does not move. I will either slowly exit the building, or slowly grab something heavy to throw on top of it. Can't risk losin track of that mofo
My job is to make sure my family is safe and I'll do that by getting everyone the fuck out, getting them to a good hotel and calling the Orkin man.
naw damn that you the man you suppose to be insensible...
on a side note you from the Bronx?! my old man is from the Bronx and his ass is tough as nails. ive seen some shit that has made me scream and he is always there to protect his girl!
Yeah I live in the Bx. Only thing we really have to deal with in my section are possums, skunks and raccoons. I remember walking home one day and thinking I saw a really fat cat by a tree a few feet ahead of me. As I got closer, I saw it was a raccoon. My ass couldn't get across the street fast enough. Fuck that.naw damn that you the man you suppose to be insensible...
on a side note you from the Bronx?! my old man is from the Bronx and his ass is tough as nails. ive seen some shit that has made me scream and he is always there to protect his girl!
@grown men screamin' like bitches!!
That thing must've surprised the hell out of you
I deal with raccoons almost every day...They hang out by the dumpsters for any food in the bags...As long as they know I'm coming through, they step aside, let me throw my bag in, they check if I'm done, and then they go back to the dumpster like it's gravy son
Now possums aren't things that you fuck around with
I did that with a giant cockroach and i was wearing sandals and my only instinct was to sprint in place on it and after a good five second sprint, that shet finally died, but i had to use the garden hose to rinse off all the bug remains on my leg.
Hell yeah it scared the hell outta me. The thought of having to receive that long ass rabies shot needle is enough to keep me away from any of those animals. Hell I won't even let a squirrel get to close while I think bout it. One time my boy was on his way to work and ran into a skunk. They saw eachother at the same time and scared eachother so when he saw that tail rise he hopped over the near by fence faster than a super crackhead.That thing must've surprised the hell out of you
I deal with raccoons almost every day...They hang out by the dumpsters for any food in the bags...As long as they know I'm coming through, they step aside, let me throw my bag in, they check if I'm done, and then they go back to the dumpster like it's gravy son
Now possums aren't things that you fuck around with
Squirrels I walk around cause they just lookin for food (but most of them act like people give them food anyways so they ain't "real" squirrels)...
I have never ran into a skunk, though...Rats, mice, raccoons, possums, snakes, squirrels, giant frogs...but never a skunk. I would've done the same thing your boy did if a skunk raised its tail. Ain't no way I'm gettin sprayed
lol, one day the dogs were barking in the back yard, when i walked outside, they had a possum on the ground between them. It looked dead, but i couldn't see any bite marks on it, so i assumed it was just playing possum. I grabbed a shovel, walked up to it and jammed the point of the shovel down on its neck to chop its head off. Damned if i wasn't quite strong enough to make the shovel go all the way through. Needless to say it was pretty pissed off, but since i was pushing down hard on the shovel, it couldn't move. I finally stepped down on the shovel and that did the trick... so much for playing possum.That thing must've surprised the hell out of you
I deal with raccoons almost every day...They hang out by the dumpsters for any food in the bags...As long as they know I'm coming through, they step aside, let me throw my bag in, they check if I'm done, and then they go back to the dumpster like it's gravy son
Now possums aren't things that you fuck around with
Bump cuz its still summer and bugs are still lurking around scaring the bejesus outta people
