What would you do if your @ home an this thing comes runnin out?

EEEWWW, I'm sitting her on my couch itching just from lookign at that thing!!! You done messed up my damn night!!!

DjMorpheus said:
That's some shit you have to kill INSTANTLY. If you chillin barefoot watchin tv, ain't no goin to get some boots or shoes. You can't take the chance of leaving the room and comin back and that bitch is gone. I would tear up somethin killin that mufucka. Rip the dvd from the system and smash that bitch like "UUUUUuuuuuuuuhhhhhh MUFUCKA!!!"

But if I miss and that bitch take flight. I'm leavin the house. Fuck that. Call in the professionals.
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Hell Yeah!!! I'm out til that shit is gone!!!


DeSiRe said:
:eek::eek::eek::eek:i would scream...then run away

then i would come back...more than likely i will be crying at that point

then i would try to kill it by spraying varrious kitchen cleaners...windex...bleach...air freshener

if that didnt kill it i would leave...and find some man to kill it for me...

then i would call pest control schedule the next avalible appointment :(
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

that's what I be doing to the bugs!!! like them shits got insecticide in them!!! LOL!! using windex on ants and shit!!! I be like fuck it, I'ma just drown them... :lol:
 
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OH MY DAMN!!! DISGUSTING!!!!!!!! :puke: :eek: :puke: WHY DID I CLICK THIS THREAD!!!!

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Thanks MzKitty!! Now I got the heebee-fuckin-jeebees. I'm actually looking around the room like I'm gonna see that mofo crawl across my damn floor, lol! Got me over here itching something crazy, b.

But to answer the question: I seriously freak out when I see a simple, everyday spider and I have to have someone else kill it and if no one is around, I leave that particular room. So who knows what the fuck I'd do if I see that international ass King Tut bug strolling around. EW! EW! EW!
 
Light Mocha said:
OH MY DAMN!!! DISGUSTING!!!!!!!! :puke: :eek: :puke: WHY DID I CLICK THIS THREAD!!!!

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Thanks MzKitty!! Now I got the heebee-fuckin-jeebees. I'm actually looking around the room like I'm gonna see that mofo crawl across my damn floor, lol! Got me over here itching something crazy, b.

But to answer the question: I seriously freak out when I see a simple, everyday spider and I have to have someone else kill it and if no one is around, I leave that particular room. So who knows what the fuck I'd do if I see that international ass King Tut bug strolling around. EW! EW! EW!
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Since I have been living in New York, I have seen some of the biggest bugs and rats in my life. It's like the Amazon out here. Forget the muggers when walking home at night, I am watching out for the rats... they like gang members.:smh:



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MzKittyDelicious said:
Since I have been living in New York, I have seen some of the biggest bugs and rats in my life. It's like the Amazon out here. Forget the muggers when walking home at night, I am watching out for the rats... they like gang members.:smh:



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Yeah the NYC roaches are big as hell in the Manhattan but let's be happy that they don't fly.
 
If I still had my shoes (e.g. Timbs) on, I'd jump as high as I could, pause in mid air, and SUPER STOMP THE SHIT OUTTA THAT MUH FUCKA!!! I would repeat that until I was satisfied that monster was dead and/or until my legs and feet hurt too much to continue. :lol:
 
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Shit I'm a G about mine son.

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I'd bust up in the muthafucka like "Whatcha bitches want 'cause you fucking with the right one here."



































Oh who the fuck am I kidding?

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Yall crazy, them shits don't even bite, just pick em up and put them outside. hold them from the top though caus they're really strong and they'll hold on to your finger for dear life.
 
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Get ready to stomp the shit out of it and then realize a dozen more are right behind him
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Big Preme said:
Shit I'm a G about mine son.

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I'd bust up in the muthafucka like "Whatcha bitches want 'cause you fucking with the right one here."



































Oh who the fuck am I kidding?

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But like everyone else, I would scream and run out my house. I would not bring my ass back until the Orkin man came or I go get one of my brothers to kill it if they aren't screaming with my ass too. That reminds me of those big ass bugs in Nashville,them fuckers fly.
 
Catch it and keep it until my son gets home from school. Then we'd probably see how he stacked up against a couple ant mounds in the back yard....and I already know how that go :lol:
 
Willyum said:
Yall crazy, them shits don't even bite, just pick em up and put them outside. hold them from the top though caus they're really strong and they'll hold on to your finger for dear life.
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*thinkin* did he jus say pick it up and put it outside so it can multiply and take over the neighborhood and build a strong enough army to come back to your spot and put you out your own house?!:hmm:


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DjMorpheus said:
That's some shit you have to kill INSTANTLY. If you chillin barefoot watchin tv, ain't no goin to get some boots or shoes. You can't take the chance of leaving the room and comin back and that bitch is gone. I would tear up somethin killin that mufucka. Rip the dvd from the system and smash that bitch like "UUUUUuuuuuuuuhhhhhh MUFUCKA!!!"

But if I miss and that bitch take flight. I'm leavin the house. Fuck that. Call in the professionals.
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
I'd try and throw a bucket over that shit while I went to find my big boots. No way Id step on it with regular shoes on cause I know I would feel that shit underneth, but yeah for that first couple seconds that shit woulda freaked me out a sec and yeah no fuckin way would I go to sleep not step on it knowing its alive.
 
cli-terminator said:
No that's not just a bug. Look again at how huge that mufucca is. It's almost the same damn size as a dollar bill. It can probably eat you, your wife, the kids and the dog. :smh:
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I aint scared of bugs spiders none of that shit. You gonna have to put a whole colony of them shits In my house before I let it run me out. When I stayed In Nashville, I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and It was a fuckin snake In That bitch on the floor....That shit made me run outside in my drawz. Not no bugs tho, I'd get on the good foot with that muthafucka like this..
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Then Its an all out war under way.:cool:

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Desert Eagle said:
I aint scared of bugs spiders none of that shit. You gonna have to put a whole colony of them shits In my house before I let it run me out. When I stayed In Nashville, I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and It was a fuckin snake In That bitch on the floor....That shit made me run outside in my drawz. Not no bugs tho, I'd get on the good foot with that muthafucka like this..

Then Its an all out war under way.:cool:


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AWWWW hell nawllll... fuck that!:smh:

If I cant feel safe anywhere else at least I need to feel secure on the throne...
 
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I know :lol:

I still for the life of me cant figure out how in the hell It got in the house...:smh:
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I wouldnt stick around to find out. I am not ashamed to admit I am a girly girl. Anything living and breathing in my house needs to pay rent. No pets, no bugs, no serpents, no monsters... fuck that!:smh::smh::smh:
 
MzKittyDelicious said:
I wouldnt stick around to find out. I am not ashamed to admit I am a girly girl. Anything living and breathing in my house needs to pay rent. No pets, no bugs, no serpents, no monsters... fuck that!:smh::smh::smh:
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SHEEIIIT! I don't care if being the man of the house requires me to kill all intruders. Shit like snakes, spiders and them big ass bugs that always seem to have no sense of direction make that notion irrelevant for me. I break the fuck out in a heartbeat upon first sighting. I'm not trying to be the first black man to get killed by a giant beetle in his own home. :smh:
 
cli-terminator said:
SHEEIIIT! I don't care if being the man of the house requires me to kill all intruders. Shit like snakes, spiders and them big ass bugs that always seem to have no sense of direction make that notion irrelevant for me. I break the fuck out in a heartbeat upon first sighting. I'm not trying to be the first black man to get killed by a giant beetle in his own home. :smh:
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what the hell! thats your job as the man... man=leader=conquerer=protector of his queen:yes:
 
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