What JOB(s) Did YOU Work For A Few Days, Then Quit,,,
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I knew the shit was a scam when they handed out the lead sheets - PAGES RIPPED OUT THE PHONE BOOK!!!
I knew the shit was a scam when they handed out the lead sheets - PAGES RIPPED OUT THE PHONE BOOK!!!
Back when Little Caesars first launched the $5 hot-n-ready pizza deal I got hired. I was in the 11th grade and this shit was right down the street from my school. I click in and they give me the sign to hold up on the street corner. The next day I got clowned from several folks at school 
So I punch in my second day and this bitch hands me the sign again. That was it for me. I called mom dukes and told her I quit come get me
So I punch in my second day and this bitch hands me the sign again. That was it for me. I called mom dukes and told her I quit come get me
Back when Little Caesars first launched the $5 hot-n-ready pizza deal I got hired. I was in the 11th grade and this shit was right down the street from my school. I click in and they give me the sign to hold up on the street corner. The next day I got clowned from several folks at school
So I punch in my second day and this bitch hands me the sign again. That was it for me. I called mom dukes and told her I quit come get me
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Bike Messenger. I only did one day.
cleaning up a boxing gym in 10th grade for chumpchange and free lessons.
u dont think about how nasty a fucking gym is until you are cleaning it.
snot, spit, teeth, piss... blood all over a toilet bowl (ninja was prolly passing blood in his piss or spitting in the toilet and missing)
then u got a huge industrial sized garbage can full of heavy ass towels that are all drenched in sweat and blood.
whole fingernails, toenails on the floor...
i lasted 2 weeks. enough time to get some basics down and save up for my own heavy bag. i was out after that.
u dont think about how nasty a fucking gym is until you are cleaning it.
snot, spit, teeth, piss... blood all over a toilet bowl (ninja was prolly passing blood in his piss or spitting in the toilet and missing)
then u got a huge industrial sized garbage can full of heavy ass towels that are all drenched in sweat and blood.
whole fingernails, toenails on the floor...
i lasted 2 weeks. enough time to get some basics down and save up for my own heavy bag. i was out after that.
when i was 16, me & my boy filled out apps at the mall,,, we wanted jobs at the movies, but this burger place asked us to start the next day after school, so we were all excited,,,
it was some new burger concept,,, instead of using a traditional burger patty, they used this ground up taco meat,,, & they wanted you to flick the meat on the bun a certain way with this spatchula,,, well every time i tried to do it, little beads of meat would fall into my glove & burn the shit outta me,,, after 2 hours of that crap, my hand was red as shit
on 1st break, i told my boy, "fuck this i'm gone",,, he was like, "well you are my ride, so i'm gone too",,, we both just left without telling the manager,,, then we had the nerve to call up there & argue with the manager about getting our checks (which was all of $8 or $9)
it was some new burger concept,,, instead of using a traditional burger patty, they used this ground up taco meat,,, & they wanted you to flick the meat on the bun a certain way with this spatchula,,, well every time i tried to do it, little beads of meat would fall into my glove & burn the shit outta me,,, after 2 hours of that crap, my hand was red as shit
on 1st break, i told my boy, "fuck this i'm gone",,, he was like, "well you are my ride, so i'm gone too",,, we both just left without telling the manager,,, then we had the nerve to call up there & argue with the manager about getting our checks (which was all of $8 or $9)
1st job out the military, got a job as a Jr network engineer as they were talking shit about how they would build me up, my 1st site visit I met up with a competitor who liked my style, they pretty much watched me the whole day and that was my tech interview, they called me for a cultural interview walked out of there with the job. Came back to my other job put in my 2 weeks, the manager had already known what went down. They had been stealing employees of our company for a while. He joined me at the company a few weeks later and after a few months he didn't blame any of us for leaving.
Man, I got all of you cats beat. My uncle, a few coworkers, and myself wanted to get second jobs after our second shift job. The place was RPS (poor man's UPS). The application actually contained an on the spot orientation by the shift supervisor. The door to the work area opens and we see men slinging packages on the truck like slaves at 1230AM. The shift supervisor wanted us to start immediately. Everyone looked at each other and thought to themselves, "Fuck this" and got the hell out of dodge as soon as the interviewer left.
Oh damn I almost forgot one. When I was a kid about 10 or 11 we would bag groceries at the local grocery store (Associated, Waldbaums). Well one day the mangager tells us he'll give us $50 dollars a piece to put flyers around the neighborhood. Son you know how many Now-N-Laters you can buy with $50
. Catch was we had to go door to door we couldn't just dump them shits and come back. Said he was going to drive around and check on us.
Why this cat payed us first. It was about 90 degrees, I think we got down one block turned around to our corner, cats was playing skelly and shit we looked at each other and was like 
. Dumped them shits in the nearest dumpster and was gone.
. Catch was we had to go door to door we couldn't just dump them shits and come back. Said he was going to drive around and check on us. Why this cat payed us first
. It was about 90 degrees, I think we got down one block turned around to our corner, cats was playing skelly and shit we looked at each other and was like . Dumped them shits in the nearest dumpster and was gone. 
Worked for Red's Toy store in Brooklyn. Quit after 2 weeks. The most racist, nastiest, incompetent ornery old man I've ever met in my life. His son was cool, but the old man OMG. If he was just a little younger I think he would have knocked his ass out.
Ohhhh shit I remember fuckin Red's
there used to be one behind Kings Plaza I think where the Home Depot is now 
Worked doing telemarketing when I was in college. There were about four of us who came that day. Three white girls and the sole black guy. We all stayed until it closed which was about four hours and none of us went back to even get our paychecks. It was sent in the mail. I told a couple of people not to bother with it the next day unless they were in need of an extra $50 which is what I made with commission. Nobody listened because you know when college students are hard up for loot they will work the worst jobs. Needless to say, they eventually came to see the light and a few people stayed there for a few weeks.
First, there were nothing but older smoking cigarettes drug addict looking folks in there who weren't students. They had you read this script and cold call as many people as you can. I am surprised I last a full four hours. I didn't want to leave because of being afraid to do it mid shift, but never again. Good thing is that one of the girls was a nice looking blond and we kicked it for a bit after that.
First, there were nothing but older smoking cigarettes drug addict looking folks in there who weren't students. They had you read this script and cold call as many people as you can. I am surprised I last a full four hours. I didn't want to leave because of being afraid to do it mid shift, but never again. Good thing is that one of the girls was a nice looking blond and we kicked it for a bit after that.
Back when Little Caesars first launched the $5 hot-n-ready pizza deal I got hired. I was in the 11th grade and this shit was right down the street from my school. I click in and they give me the sign to hold up on the street corner. The next day I got clowned from several folks at school
So I punch in my second day and this bitch hands me the sign again. That was it for me. I called mom dukes and told her I quit come get me
i did 2 months at whataburger in the compaq center(where the rockets used to play), i'd come home smellin like fries with burn marks on my arms from grease splash.
Had a couple of one and dones (technically).
Regis- The inventory people. Went through the training, learned how to use the little keyboard. Everything was cool. First day in, I'm doing my thing...counting shit. Everything is lovely, break time. I go in the back, the manager who had seen me before says "Your hair can't be past your shoulders" I had dreads. It's dead silent in the breakroom, the streets is watchin. I didn't say nothing, my supervisor (cool guy) does this. So to fill the silence the Manager goes "You're going to have to cut them or lose your job." I took my little keyboard off and was out! I was four people's ride and they paid me gas money.
Regis- The inventory people. Went through the training, learned how to use the little keyboard. Everything was cool. First day in, I'm doing my thing...counting shit. Everything is lovely, break time. I go in the back, the manager who had seen me before says "Your hair can't be past your shoulders" I had dreads. It's dead silent in the breakroom, the streets is watchin. I didn't say nothing, my supervisor (cool guy) does this
. So to fill the silence the Manager goes "You're going to have to cut them or lose your job." I took my little keyboard off and was out! I was four people's ride and they paid me gas money. Ohhhh shit I remember fuckin Red's
Yeah that's it Leroy. You would bring up kings plaza, damn I miss those cookies
i must've been about 18 or 19. saw an ad for a job that said 'office workers needed' so i'm thinking i'm gonna be answering phones or sum sheit. nope.
they put me in a small room by myself with NO WINDOWS OR VENTILATION. only thing else in there other than me was a giant copy machine, file cabinets, boxes to hold files and reams of paper.
they wanted me to be in there all day, photocopying sheit
i lasted less than 8 minutes. opened the door, walked down the hall out of the office, straight to the elevator then took that sheit to street level and bounced. they ain't seen me since.
what's wild is that when i was being interviewed i was told i would be 'assisting' lawyers and other office staff. so when i get there and they show me the small room, i'm thinking they gonna need me to photocopy a few files then i'd move on to do something else. when i asked ole girl 'what do u want me 2 do after i've copied the files'? she was like 'oh, this is it'. i looked at her like
and she said 'yeah, this is the job. we needed someone to run the copier and copy files. we have so many that need to be done for everyone that it's an 8 hour a day job' then she smiled, walked out of the room and closed the door. had they simply said 'we need somebody to copy papers all day in a room with no ventilation or windows and the size of a prison cell' then i wouldn't have even wasted their time.....or mine
they put me in a small room by myself with NO WINDOWS OR VENTILATION. only thing else in there other than me was a giant copy machine, file cabinets, boxes to hold files and reams of paper.
they wanted me to be in there all day, photocopying sheit
i lasted less than 8 minutes. opened the door, walked down the hall out of the office, straight to the elevator then took that sheit to street level and bounced. they ain't seen me since.
what's wild is that when i was being interviewed i was told i would be 'assisting' lawyers and other office staff. so when i get there and they show me the small room, i'm thinking they gonna need me to photocopy a few files then i'd move on to do something else. when i asked ole girl 'what do u want me 2 do after i've copied the files'? she was like 'oh, this is it'. i looked at her like
and she said 'yeah, this is the job. we needed someone to run the copier and copy files. we have so many that need to be done for everyone that it's an 8 hour a day job' then she smiled, walked out of the room and closed the door. had they simply said 'we need somebody to copy papers all day in a room with no ventilation or windows and the size of a prison cell' then i wouldn't have even wasted their time.....or mine
....i see that i ain't the only one that did that 4 hour overnight shift unloading trucks and shyt....that shyt is no fukking joke man....all down in the bottom of the truck uloading shyt and u gotta keep up a fast pace....after about 2 weeks i said fukk that
Work the kill floor at Smithfield Packing, in tar heel,nc for 2 weeks.
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Worked at a plastic pipe company, it was in an abandoned building, they wanted me to work night shift and then i saw the prison van dropping prisoners off there. I worked about 3 hours and left
You saw plastic pipe and all the prisoners could think about was how many shanks they could make.
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