my college roomate was a cold PIMP in every aspect of the word... i had 2tip my hat off 2 this guy seriously... no tyler perry ok ok..... i kid i kidd... but he had a steady broad for like all 4 years of college..... whom he cheated on over and over and over again..... but it was this one paricular day he truly showed his true colors. he had the 4 year gurl at school and main bun whom stayed at another school.. ok ok ok back to story..... its was a friday morning...... his main bun.... was on the phone talking to him about their plans for the evening.... whole time roomate told her he had to go to choir practice becuz he did play for the choir that night so he would hit her when he got out later on that evening..... meanwhile he is putting cologne on and getting fresh for the pussy thats on the way over to our room in 20 minutes. my roomate thought i was going to class becuz i left at same time i always did for my ten o clock... i meet some random white broad at our door he met at a frat house the night before as im leaving she enters.... he fucks her!! ONE DOWN... so about 30 minutes later i come back from smoking one and i open the door and BOOM he is fucking his real girlfriend all i see is her phat ass in the AIR when i enter the door THEY keep on fucking like I AM NOT THERE. .. 
< REAL tALK> TWO DOWN,, so i leave the room in astonishment.... fast fwd about 6 hours later once we leave Lunch we get back from the cafe and he is on the phone with his other main shorty talking bout choir practice was canceled so now he is going to pick up his lil brother take him to football practice and then he can get her..... LOL... we are in the room chilling and the 4 year gurl calls and ask me is he THERE? my roomate told me too tell her that I aint saw him and that he went to choir rehearsal already. ..... meanwhile after they get off the phone.. he tells me that he got this thing for this freshman whom stayed right across the hall from his 4 year and that he planned on fucking her dat night.. now mind u that his 4 year hated this bitch by the way ok ok ok... he calls our suite mates up and tells them they can take his car out becuz he aint need it... So they come get the keys to his whip and his car is gone for a minute.... ok ok so now his 4 year really thinks he went to choir rehearsal.. LMAO.. ok he ask me to call up the shorty he trying to hit room so i do.. i get her roomate and my roomate ask me to ask where is her roomate at they had a study session planned for a class he was good in... she said oh she left already and is on the way over there..... hang up the phone literally 2 minutes later Knock on the door..... its the shorty.. roomate ask me to leave i say bet... i do.. about 30 min later i get a call on my cell phone its him asking me to come back to the room which would make dat other shorty leave...... LOL i do so and she leaves shortly afterwards. THREE DOWN.... we chill for like 2 hours and then he gets his car back... he calls up main shorty and says he is on his way to get her.. he LEAVES and they chill FOUR DOWN .... Whole time he was gone his 4 year was blowing up the phone in the room saying she saw his car in the parking lot she knows he is there..... IM like wtf? do i lie for this nigga or tell the truth now im caught in the middle.. so i play dumb and tell her he left.... she comes over to the room and sneeks in through our suite mates door which was usually open and she is in my face in seconds talking bout " dont lie to me. i know he is here where is he.. dont lie to me" I start laughing and say he is gone.. she starts getting emotional talking bout she dont trust him and he seems sneaky sometimes etc etc blah blah talking my head off with a sob story..so she stays there until my roomate finally returns which is like LATE LATE that night. he comes in the room with his keyboard in hand and acts like nothing is WRONG.. his 4 year is cursing and yelling and saying all kinds of foul shit out her mouth.. he plays it kuul and gets on the phone calls his mother and ask her did his brother make it back from practice yet safely and did she need him to come back over the following day becuz at choir rehearsal his mother sang a solo and her throat was hurting so he was worried becuz she could barely talk. This witty Nigga Created some type of diversion and his gurl relaxed for a bit becuz she aint want his MOTHER 2 hear her acting like a FOOL... so after he hangs up the phone he calms the situation... i go 2 sleep or at least they think i was and they start fucking AGAIN..... im like DAMN right next to me though? lol
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Someone need to shake that bitch ... he is acting sneaky cause he is sneaky. Why are women so stupid?
He knew what you said, he was trying to be funny.
try to have sex without getting a taste first
try to have sex without getting a taste first
she was a trainer for the clark ( cau ) football team..... 1 day. she hit me up & asked me what i was doing..so i told her...... i was going to see sade in about 3 hrs... wrong! she said... where's my ticket? i was like somebody brought mine!
WRONG!!!!!!!! she was like ( over the phone) Side bar [ c shotry was 1 of those that fronted like all she wanted to do is get together and fuck & keep it moving , but she really wanted to be my girl..... she decieded that AFTER we been fucking around.... s.o.p. was to come thru after work fri / sat night wit a bag of that george bush we have a few dirnks smoke, then leave her roommate in the livingroom, & hit the bedroom... smoke some more & get too it all night long! this bitch was fine as hell & made my dick even harder when she would just stand there naked!!!!!!! 
shoty loved to lick my ass & suck the skin off of my dick..... on several occasions i've had to return all of her favors,,,, she was that kind of freak...... you either go hard & all the way or go home!..] so.... my main girl wasnt doing that..(the ass licking ... & she wasnt good @ dick sucking & i simply wasnt interested in teaching her..... i felt like it would turn into 1 more "thing" too much....long story.) anyway.... even if she was on the rag.... she'd tell me to come thru we'd smoke & she spent the night licking & sucking till i was empty!!!!! ( i think about her all the time ) so im @ her house & she's mad as fuck she's not going to the sade concert & phillips arena..... im clean...... linen suit / ch shoe game tight.. she quized me about who i was going with in a real smart & shot way... so i told her. she got quite & tried to play it off and changes the subject.... silly me, im thinking my game was tight so i stretch out like im in control...... she tells me to come in te back! she sits me down on te bed & pushes me back & drops to her knees...... pulls my pants down...... they tied up in the front! pops up in between my legs and spits all over my dick & starts sucking........... then licked my ass for what felt like 3hrs..... then sucked my dick wit a new twist & told me to watch me come in her mouth while i was blasting off.... i wanted to break my dick off in her pussy sooooooooooo bad...... i damn near begged her! she looked @ me like :..No! ...... you gonna be late for your DATE TO GO SEE SADE!!!!!!! & she was correct! i had 45 mins to get to the other side of town on time looking just as crisp & clean as i did when i walked in the door...... but I was laying on my back wit my panys & boxers around my leg... my shit was wrinkeled to death....... so when i met my girl in fromt of the box office.... i blamed it on the heat & traffic! so now im all about the show & my 7.5 almost 8 is looking kind of 9ish... so we chillin...... show was real ......................... BORRRRRRRRRRING!!!!!!!!!!! atleat i was to me anyway! why or how could a sade concert be boring???? well, sh's not a big venue type of artist.... i think she comes across they was her records sound at smaller venues like te houde of blues / the tabernacle in the atl.... & # 2 after you've gotten your ass licked like a stamp forever and the cum sucked out of your dick by a bitch badder than the 1 you wit.... i makes i kind of hard to think about anything else but what just happened & how much you wish you could be back @ that place doing those things instead of watching/listening to this mafuckka stand still & sing! while you holding hands with someone that is not that type of nasty bitch! loli'll tell on myself for this one................ a few times..........
like i've stated many times b4.... the eyebrow game is / was kind to me......i had a steady girl for a min..... wasnt a 10..... more like a 7.5 but she had her shit together.... huse pretty good job ect... we went to college together ...... took me a real long time to get her... bout 2 maybe 3 years..... fast forward....... i stop doing hair cuse that was crazy.... my phone rang all the time...... i fucked quite a few of my clients...... so to keep my relationship going..... i switched to archind brows....... that shit was hair X 10!
had these 2 room mates / friends (somewhat wealthy families) both were 9's but all they had was what their parentswere givingthem @ the time..... but they was living real real good! ... they could afford to come get their brows done every weeki was digging both of them... 1 was light the other was dark.....i let them decide....... so i ended up with the brownness
try to have sex without getting a taste first
I mean I am going to read all of that but, you do eyebrows?
Thats whats up, let me know if you ever come to Indy.
it's not just about the brows...
..... after i dropped the jumpoff off... i drove right past my girlfriend... didnt even notice her....
paid me & left!!!!!!!! he looked ayt me like wtf?
Goodness gracious, mbp!
