I was going to confess some shit but I'm going to let MBP have this one. 
What is the most scandalous thing you've seen a guy do?
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I will. Next time I'm home alone. Wife home now and we just started back talking.
aiight mayne, I feel ya
divorced a friend i knew and in less than 9 months married to the chick he left her for 
my ex gf of 5 / 6 yrs comes to my job.... we decide we gonna fuck this night...... i tell her to just meet me @ my.. ( my roommate was there to let her in..... ( i brought her her car from her).... well she dint know i had a new gf...... the new gf called me @ wk to tell me she lost her keys...... the extra set is @ my house..... she has my car.... so now i gotta get her keys from my homuse where my ex is @....... my new gf also left MY bag with her stuff in it on the br floor....
my ex gf decided to go thru it (why) ...
.... b4 i get hm she calls me to ask me about the shit in the bag..... my gf is sitting next to me...like
i park around the corner & give her the crazy girl bit..... she buys it.... i get her the keys but gotta deal with my ex.....huge drama.... my new gf pulls up in her (my ex's) old car...like wth is going on....
.... ( she's not a fighter at all.... + she looks a hell of a lot better than her... long hair slim/ flat stomach....
she got her keys & my ex went off wit 1000 questions....... & the only thing i could say was 
ok.........
one day im at the same girls house......the ex that i was with for about 6 yrs....... i get a phn call while im in the bedroom with her....about 9 - 9:30..... ( this happend a few times) my jump off called ( she loved to suck my dick & lick my ass all night & my gf didnt do that) i told my gf that i had to make a run...i kicked it like i was on the phone with one of my dudes..... & rolled out ... in her truck...... got back to the crib about 3 am.......
i did that same thing on more than 1 occasion..... 1 bitch that lived further than the distance from my house to my gf's house..... made it to my house b4 i did......
when my car broke down & i pretty much lived with her.... i would often use her truck to go to my jumpoffs house to freak off or drive to mines for the same....
she never found out or at least never let me know about it.....
we stil cool..... i've known her since 1990.... almost got married...... i cant count how much side pussy i got while i was with her......
after we officially broke up..... she asked me how the sex was & i told her how much she sucked in bed.... the not knowing how to suck dick..... being scared to let me fuck her in the ass ( she told me she liked ass fucking one day @ lunch AFTER we werent together) but @ that point it didnt matter.....
my ex gf decided to go thru it (why) ....... b4 i get hm she calls me to ask me about the shit in the bag..... my gf is sitting next to me...like i park around the corner & give her the crazy girl bit..... she buys it.... i get her the keys but gotta deal with my ex.....huge drama.... my new gf pulls up in her (my ex's) old car...like wth is going on........ ( she's not a fighter at all.... + she looks a hell of a lot better than her... long hair slim/ flat stomach.... she got her keys & my ex went off wit 1000 questions....... & the only thing i could say was ok.........one day im at the same girls house......the ex that i was with for about 6 yrs....... i get a phn call while im in the bedroom with her....about 9 - 9:30..... ( this happend a few times) my jump off called ( she loved to suck my dick & lick my ass all night & my gf didnt do that) i told my gf that i had to make a run...i kicked it like i was on the phone with one of my dudes..... & rolled out ... in her truck...... got back to the crib about 3 am.......
i did that same thing on more than 1 occasion..... 1 bitch that lived further than the distance from my house to my gf's house..... made it to my house b4 i did......
when my car broke down & i pretty much lived with her.... i would often use her truck to go to my jumpoffs house to freak off or drive to mines for the same....
she never found out or at least never let me know about it.....
we stil cool..... i've known her since 1990.... almost got married...... i cant count how much side pussy i got while i was with her......
after we officially broke up..... she asked me how the sex was & i told her how much she sucked in bed....
the not knowing how to suck dick..... being scared to let me fuck her in the ass ( she told me she liked ass fucking one day @ lunch AFTER we werent together) but @ that point it didnt matter.....
I was going to confess some shit but I'm going to let MBP have this one.
WTF YO???????????? HOW YOU JUST THROW ME UNDER THE BUS LIKE THAT???????
N A S!!!!!!! NIGGAHHZ AINT SHIT!
try to have sex without getting a taste first
YOU WOULD HAD TO BE SUCKING DICK FOR A LONG TIME B4 YOU GOT YA PUSSY LICKED!!!!!
IVE FUCKED COUNTLESS CHICKS & GOT MY DICK SUCKED W/O LICKKNG THE PUSSY!!!!!!!!
WHAT KINDA NIGZ YOU FUKIN WIT"??????
Goodness gracious, mbp!
mailboxpimp...
SuperDAP
I'VE DONE THIS ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS....... I'LL WASH IT IN THE DISH WASHER W/ BLEACH..... THEN PUT IT BACK IN THE BOX LIKE ITS BRAND NEW
ANAL BEADS AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH WOMEN LOVE GETTING FUCK WIT THE RUBBER DICK WHILE THEY GETTING THEIR ASSHOLE LICKED & FINGERED....
BEST WAY TO TURN A BITCH OUT... ESPECIALLY IF SHE'S never HAD IT DONE LIKE THAT BEFORE ........... GOTTA SPIT ON HER ........ RIGHT IN THE GRACK OF HER ASS & SPANK HER..... THEN I MAKE HER ADMIT THAT SHE IS OR REALLY WANTS TO BE SOMEBODYS FREAK BITCH / WHORE!!!!!
I'VE DONE THIS ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS....... I'LL WASH IT IN THE DISH WASHER W/ BLEACH..... THEN PUT IT BACK IN THE BOX LIKE ITS BRAND NEW
NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH WOMEN LOVE GETTING FUCK WIT THE RUBBER DICK WHILE THEY GETTING THEIR ASSHOLE LICKED & FINGERED....
didn't clean it.
I was young and reckless with no regard