What is the absolute worst fucking job you've ever had?
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Bank teller putting myself through college (if they weren't paying for my tuition i would have quit the 1st day. People suck.)
U.S. ARMY RESERVE Nothing worse than a part-time soldier, who USED to be active duty trying to be super soldier on the weekend and it goes up 10x when you go to your 2 week annual training. Combine that with shitty pay if you are enlisted and the constant threat of deployment to Iraq where some dude can put a bullet in your head on only 30 days notice
U.S. ARMY RESERVE Nothing worse than a part-time soldier, who USED to be active duty trying to be super soldier on the weekend and it goes up 10x when you go to your 2 week annual training. Combine that with shitty pay if you are enlisted and the constant threat of deployment to Iraq where some dude can put a bullet in your head on only 30 days notice
i used to work in the prep-room at a funeral home.I used to pick-up the bodies from hospitals and homes. It sucked when you have to pick up someones grandma and the family is in tears.Very depressing situation. I also used to pick up from the medical examiner. I also used to dress the bodies and put them in the casket. You name it, i saw it. Dead babies,kids hit by cars, suicides with half their face gone,dead tranniesI saw this one guy who was working on his car, when the wheel rolled off the cinderblock and crushed his neck. The mother fucker was there for hours before anybody found him. when they did he was covered with ants...man i got stories for days. The worst part was not the gross stuff, its the fact death is always in front of you and always on your mind. i forces you to think about your own demise alot more than a normal person would,very depressing.
Hey playa, I feel ya. I used to work as a grave digger at East Lawn cemetary in Oakland. digging a hole I guess is not as bad as doing what you did. You win.
dam no women admitting to strippin??
best buy was possibly THE worst job in my short life...simply because they dont give a fuck about trying to schedule around my classes I would set my availability monday thru friday 3pm-10pm....them niggas would still schedule me at like 10am or 12...and when I would tell the managers that I cant come in until I get out of class they would tell me to come in when I get out...when I'd get there they would have a write up ready for me to sign...
one day they went too far and I tore the write up up and left...
dont work for best buy if you dont want to be...harassed about making sales...them sayin drop everything you are doin even school and come in to be bitched...if you dont work for the geek squad you aint shit...
one day they went too far and I tore the write up up and left...
dont work for best buy if you dont want to be...harassed about making sales...them sayin drop everything you are doin even school and come in to be bitched...if you dont work for the geek squad you aint shit...
It's triple funny to me because I used to be an Assistant Manager at a Wal-Mart AND I was over Garden Center (as well as half the damn store
). I put up with it for a year and half 'cuz the money was good. But the 60 hour work weeks and getting yelled at by literally eveyrone from customers to other managers. Wore me out. A nigga was starting to hate life. It was like they were trying to turn me to the dark side
I put my two weeks in. None of the people in more store were shocked either. I hate Wal-Mart now, for the way it treats it's people....but ...got damnit...if I don't still shop there! A nigga ain't dumb, its still the cheapest place to buy shit.But wait, that's not my worst job. My worst job was my 1st job ever. 16, a young buck, I was an usher for a livestock show during the summer for $5/hour. Basically, I walked around the main show building and the barn ahd empty trash cans/bins that were full of beer cans...hay...cow/horse shit...and god knows what else. I spent that summer cleaning up after white people and livestock and literally smelled like shit everyday when I came home. Got yelled at daily by the manager. And to top if off, my mom's tried to tell me how I could and couldn't spend the money(I won that fight
)peace and keep the stories coming
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I used to sell stuff door to door and my income was based solely on commission.
I had a bad day and no one wanted to buy? Fuck me, I get nothing.
I was sick and couldn't work that day? Fuck me, I get nothing.
Oh, lightning struck and the whole block I was suppose to canvas was in the hospital? Fuck me, I get nothing.
There is a robber going around robbing people and no one will open the door for me? Fuck me, I get nothing.
An ex girlfriend opens the door who I dumped? Fuuuuck me, I get nothing!!!!
I had a bad day and no one wanted to buy? Fuck me, I get nothing.
I was sick and couldn't work that day? Fuck me, I get nothing.
Oh, lightning struck and the whole block I was suppose to canvas was in the hospital? Fuck me, I get nothing.
There is a robber going around robbing people and no one will open the door for me? Fuck me, I get nothing.
An ex girlfriend opens the door who I dumped? Fuuuuck me, I get nothing!!!!
I quit the first job that I had out of college like a dick head, so my boy hooked me up with a job for a vending machine company until I got back on my feet. Believe me when I tell you...as a vending machine delivery person, you get NO RESPECT. Fucking security guards talking sideways to you...receptionists talking greasy...not to mention that you had to be at work by 5am. That shit was the absolute worst job that I've had.
But a close ass 2nd place goes to working at Caldor back in high school. I worked as a cashier for that bitch when it was going out of business. The company was still sending out fliers and promotional circulars, but the liquidators that bought the company did not honor any of the pricing. Having to explain that shit a million times a day to stupid ass housewives was unbearable.
But a close ass 2nd place goes to working at Caldor back in high school. I worked as a cashier for that bitch when it was going out of business. The company was still sending out fliers and promotional circulars, but the liquidators that bought the company did not honor any of the pricing. Having to explain that shit a million times a day to stupid ass housewives was unbearable.
AIDS Foundation working with a bunch of man-hating dykes! I quit with the quickness!
negro please tell me you didnt work for Cutco?
Cutco was hustling all broke college students in the east coast.
They going by Vector out here. I had a excruiating 3 week stint as a telemarketer for Dial America. Place was hell, I hated life during that time.
I applied for a job with Vector in college. Went to an interview and walked the fucked out. I smelled bullshit.
Fast food joint in the summer time
negro please tell me you didnt work for Cutco?
Cutco was hustling all broke college students in the east coast.
My home girl was selling that shit when she was at Cincinnati
UPS... graveyard shift (3am-7am)... sorting packages on the belt.. 34th street manhattan location... i the summer... while taking a summer class... and working a 9-5... for $7/hr
I quit after 3 weeks... even if I didn't have another job, they pay like $100 a week... that job only makes sense if u just need weed money.. but they do refund tuition n prove full health/dental coverage... allegedly there were successful freelances and even lawyers working there for benefits #
I quit after 3 weeks... even if I didn't have another job, they pay like $100 a week... that job only makes sense if u just need weed money.. but they do refund tuition n prove full health/dental coverage... allegedly there were successful freelances and even lawyers working there for benefits #
I read this whole thread and I can honestly say I worked at the majority of companies in talked about:
Enterprise Rent a car - That was by far the worst job I had. Right after college. It was cool for about the first month but shit went downhill fast. My Branch Manager was a Nigerian Cat who micromanaged to death. The company was unethical as fuck trying to get mofos to accept that damn insurance and the customers. OHHH MAN. One customer emotionally took me there. I said fuck it my health was deteriorating and it just wasnt worth it anymore. I'm never fucking with corporate america again unless Im seriously in a fucked up situation
Target - Worked there as a floor rep. Only lasted a month cause they were trying to interfere with school.
UPS - worked as an auditor. It was temp work but it wasnt that bad
Vector Marketing/Cutco - this shit right here is the ultimate college student work scam. Selling them damn knives. I gave up like 3 weeks into my winter break. Fuck that no black folks in pg was fucking with that shit.
Dominoes pizza - didnt last a week. I was new and the dumb fucks only scheduled me and this bitchy ass white chick on a football sunday with one driver at the dominoes out near Morgan State. I should have just walked out on her ass but I made it through the damn day.
warehouse jobs - one was working in a wholesale food joint that was a freezer because it had Ice Cream and other perishables in there. Imagine working in -30 degree temps busting your ass to get as much boxed food products on a pallet as possible.
Coca Cola production plant worker - I was summer help and actually lasted the whole summer. It was an over night position. Paid pretty decent but cleaning up spilt soda aint the way to go man.
On some real shit I've done everything from cold calls(Aflac) to the pyramid schemes to the warehouse jobs to a steel mill to moving companies to temps to retail(best buy/kmart). Atleast the good thing about being in the military is I get some consistency.
Enterprise Rent a car - That was by far the worst job I had. Right after college. It was cool for about the first month but shit went downhill fast. My Branch Manager was a Nigerian Cat who micromanaged to death. The company was unethical as fuck trying to get mofos to accept that damn insurance and the customers. OHHH MAN. One customer emotionally took me there. I said fuck it my health was deteriorating and it just wasnt worth it anymore. I'm never fucking with corporate america again unless Im seriously in a fucked up situation
Target - Worked there as a floor rep. Only lasted a month cause they were trying to interfere with school.
UPS - worked as an auditor. It was temp work but it wasnt that bad
Vector Marketing/Cutco - this shit right here is the ultimate college student work scam. Selling them damn knives. I gave up like 3 weeks into my winter break. Fuck that no black folks in pg was fucking with that shit.
Dominoes pizza - didnt last a week. I was new and the dumb fucks only scheduled me and this bitchy ass white chick on a football sunday with one driver at the dominoes out near Morgan State. I should have just walked out on her ass but I made it through the damn day.
warehouse jobs - one was working in a wholesale food joint that was a freezer because it had Ice Cream and other perishables in there. Imagine working in -30 degree temps busting your ass to get as much boxed food products on a pallet as possible.
Coca Cola production plant worker - I was summer help and actually lasted the whole summer. It was an over night position. Paid pretty decent but cleaning up spilt soda aint the way to go man.
On some real shit I've done everything from cold calls(Aflac) to the pyramid schemes to the warehouse jobs to a steel mill to moving companies to temps to retail(best buy/kmart). Atleast the good thing about being in the military is I get some consistency.
UPS... graveyard shift (3am-7am)... sorting packages on the belt.. 34th street manhattan location... i the summer... while taking a summer class... and working a 9-5... for $7/hr
I quit after 3 weeks... even if I didn't have another job, they pay like $100 a week... that job only makes sense if u just need weed money.. but they do refund tuition n prove full health/dental coverage... allegedly there were successful freelances and even lawyers working there for benefits #
I quit after 3 weeks... even if I didn't have another job, they pay like $100 a week... that job only makes sense if u just need weed money.. but they do refund tuition n prove full health/dental coverage... allegedly there were successful freelances and even lawyers working there for benefits #
I applied for a job with Vector in college. Went to an interview and walked the fucked out. I smelled bullshit.
That shit was so weak. Nobody lasted long at Vector.
The key to being good at it was selling it to a business or restaurants in the area. They hooked me talking about the 15dollars base pay I was wide open like a mutha fucka.
UPS... graveyard shift (3am-7am)... sorting packages on the belt.. 34th street manhattan location... i the summer... while taking a summer class... and working a 9-5... for $7/hr
I quit after 3 weeks... even if I didn't have another job, they pay like $100 a week... that job only makes sense if u just need weed money.. but they do refund tuition n prove full health/dental coverage... allegedly there were successful freelances and even lawyers working there for benefits #
I did the UPS thing for $8 an hour as an unpacker. I was "promoted" to a sorter for an extra dollar. Had to learn all them zip codes and shit. "Top Blue" "Bottom Beige" I think I worked there for 6 months. I remember the conveyor belt would always suddenly stop and we'd be standin there like assholes for 10-15 mins. That four hours, plus deductions for union dues made me say "See y'all!" I gave my two weeks notice, but the dude I gave my two weeks notie to quit too and never gave them my letter. So they called me like "You comin in?" I was like
"The fuck y'all talkin about?"
That shit was so weak. Nobody lasted long at Vector.
The key to being good at it was selling it to a business or restaurants in the area. They hooked me talking about the 15dollars base pay I was wide open like a mutha fucka.
c/s...these cats was bout to have me sellin knives on the southside of Richmond. Niggas won't goin for that bullshit. The day I was supposed to interview w/ them, my ass just never showed up.
the worst was working for this cheap skate indian at a convenience store near my parents house...paid me below mininum wage under the table....stankin ass store, cutting my finger on shit....it was awful
lol i did the vector thing: one meeting and i was like peace
worked for staples corporate...brainwashed ass ppl....to this day ill never step into a store again
then the motherfuckers with the primerica and shit...my idiot ass boy thought i would be a good candidate for something like and had these 3 women meet me at a starbucks for over 2 hours talking to me i can make some money...they were proud even had the damn primerica business cards with the names on them....until i started asking what were their real jobs...one of them had the nerve to say she had some sort of cleaning business that was failing and how they were going to make money doing this and its not even guaranteed...i straight up laughed....i told them where i worked, i had a 401k, had benefits, all that..they couldn't tell me tell shit after
lol i did the vector thing: one meeting and i was like peace
worked for staples corporate...brainwashed ass ppl....to this day ill never step into a store again
then the motherfuckers with the primerica and shit...my idiot ass boy thought i would be a good candidate for something like and had these 3 women meet me at a starbucks for over 2 hours talking to me i can make some money...they were proud even had the damn primerica business cards with the names on them....until i started asking what were their real jobs...one of them had the nerve to say she had some sort of cleaning business that was failing and how they were going to make money doing this and its not even guaranteed...i straight up laughed....i told them where i worked, i had a 401k, had benefits, all that..they couldn't tell me tell shit after
i used to work in the prep-room at a funeral home.I used to pick-up the bodies from hospitals and homes. It sucked when you have to pick up someones grandma and the family is in tears.Very depressing situation. I also used to pick up from the medical examiner. I also used to dress the bodies and put them in the casket. You name it, i saw it. Dead babies,kids hit by cars, suicides with half their face gone,dead trannies
SHEIT.
I used to drive the "shit truck" at the airport for MARK AIR..(went bankrupt years ago)
The worst part of it was having to hook up the hose to the international flights...
i think this one the worst job title
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