The way he was dangling hotdogs at folks, mayneThis movie wasn’t made to be good.
What are some of the absolute WORST movies you've ever seen (Either got up and left ot sat thru just mad AF)?
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The Help
I was pissed at myself for letting my girl convince me to take her to see that fly-ridden heap of garbage.
"you iz smart...you iz kind...you is im-po-tent"
I was pissed at myself for letting my girl convince me to take her to see that fly-ridden heap of garbage.
"you iz smart...you iz kind...you is im-po-tent"
That shit was not funny
For now I'm ignoring the movies that are so bad they're good. Now on to the list.
"Black and White" a racist pandering superhero movie where the immortal villain smokes $20,000 worth of crack in a single week without having a stroke.
"There Will be Blood" Daniel Dave Lewis plays yet another old-timey psychopath and is still somehow the most boring part of the movie.
"Transformers the movie" a bunch of space robot terrorists turn American cities into a gladiator ring destroying buildings, killing tens of thousands of people, yet the military wants to side with Optimus Prime? Let him lecture humans on how warlike and destructive we are? The leader of the Autobots makes Osama bin laden look like a saint.
"Wild Wild West" a movie so awful it single-handedly stopped cyberpunk from becoming a thing.
"Invictus" it's amazing to watch Morgan Freeman lose his accent several times mid movie and still get nominated for an Oscar.
"Precious" I felt like hacker of the year when I scored a screener of this one on bittorrent while it was still in theaters. Got so excited I burned several copies and gave them to all of my friends and family. I really REALLY should have watched it first. It's one of those things in life that you don't get to live down.
"Transylmania" on the way to the theater I was slowing down for a red light when the car ahead of me hit a light pole. It fell over and came within 3 ft of falling on my car and crushing my girlfriend and I to death. 2 hours later we left the theater shaking our heads saying "I wish that pole would have hit us."
"Avatar" an interstellar culture vulture dyes his skin green to commit rape by misidentity and live out a FernGully fetish.
"Inception" nightmare on elm Street without Freddy Krueger.
"World War Z" it was one of the best dystopian novels ever written in the history of language. Somehow Hollywood still found a way to ruin it.
"Black and White" a racist pandering superhero movie where the immortal villain smokes $20,000 worth of crack in a single week without having a stroke.
"There Will be Blood" Daniel Dave Lewis plays yet another old-timey psychopath and is still somehow the most boring part of the movie.
"Transformers the movie" a bunch of space robot terrorists turn American cities into a gladiator ring destroying buildings, killing tens of thousands of people, yet the military wants to side with Optimus Prime? Let him lecture humans on how warlike and destructive we are? The leader of the Autobots makes Osama bin laden look like a saint.
"Wild Wild West" a movie so awful it single-handedly stopped cyberpunk from becoming a thing.
"Invictus" it's amazing to watch Morgan Freeman lose his accent several times mid movie and still get nominated for an Oscar.
"Precious" I felt like hacker of the year when I scored a screener of this one on bittorrent while it was still in theaters. Got so excited I burned several copies and gave them to all of my friends and family. I really REALLY should have watched it first. It's one of those things in life that you don't get to live down.
"Transylmania" on the way to the theater I was slowing down for a red light when the car ahead of me hit a light pole. It fell over and came within 3 ft of falling on my car and crushing my girlfriend and I to death. 2 hours later we left the theater shaking our heads saying "I wish that pole would have hit us."
"Avatar" an interstellar culture vulture dyes his skin green to commit rape by misidentity and live out a FernGully fetish.
"Inception" nightmare on elm Street without Freddy Krueger.
"World War Z" it was one of the best dystopian novels ever written in the history of language. Somehow Hollywood still found a way to ruin it.
that movie
that movie was trash
The sign of true classics in cinematic history.
n every year i post this one ...
I just didn't know any better.
n every year i post this one ...
Speaking of bad Travolta movies ... if you want an "on in the background" movie for laughs ... check out this piece of shit. Travolta will do anything for a paycheck.
I seen like 2 blacks and a ton of Arabs
and what was one of the main images,
that homo dude kickin a bruh down to the
pits of hell..
that movie was lowkey racist and pro homo
as fuck
Exactly. These keyboard militants bitch about every thing.
What ever it is you're smoking you need to kick your dealers aszls because he's lacing it with something that got you trippin"
I ended up watching it one time. I hate that I didn’t turn away from it.
Plus, it’s in my Blu-ray collection. Don’t y’all judge me
I didn't really catch the homo things i actually remember the Spartans making a fun of the Athenians for being weak boy lovers
But y'all seen homo stuff and a bunch of blacks in the Persian army.........
I didn't really catch the homo things i actually remember the Spartans making a fun of the Athenians for being weak boy lovers
But y'all seen homo stuff and a bunch of blacks in the Persian army.........
symbolism..
some get it.. some dont...
I can handle movies that are bad because they didn’t have a budget. I can’t handle movies that are bad that did have a budget.
Magic hats and doors. Fuck. Matt. Damon.
Saw this at Lenox Mall....shit was so garbage
Lake Placid
Speed 2
Nah fam I just didnt find it funny I really wanted to
The Road
Bitch please. Go back to sleep.
Yeah they fucked that up royally.
Wow. I watched this in art class. It was deep especially if you paid attention to how the colors developed the scene.
Saw this at Lenox Mall....shit was so garbage
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