Well damn I didn't know that Britney Spears turn 58 this year

LOL at some of ya'll in this thread
The joke's completely going over your heads
Ninjas in here acting like Drax.....

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i know you know this girl by the name of britney, body of a goddess, face like smee
 
The Britney Spears they are talking about now is a clone, under the MKUltra programming and her handler was the father.

These situations are more common than people think but that is how Hollywood works.
Jamie Spears is from Bum Fuck Mississippi
 
I'm not sure why the Twitter public is demanding that she be allowed to manage her own affairs. This broad clearly has a screw loose. What's gonna happen is that they're gonna remove her conservatorship and the dude she's been dating is going to immediately have her taken off birth control and get married and pregnant. But he's only following the K-Fed playbook, they'll get divorced and he'll get alimony & child support.

Meanwhile Brittney will either retire or just fuck up that Vegas gig, but either way her income is gonna slow up but her spending won't. She'll be declaring bankruptcy in under 10 years followed by another mental breakdown. And not one of those "Free Britney" motherfuckers will be anywhere to be found when the shit hits the fan.
 
Some of the headlines in recent weeks ...









 
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