Vasectomy? Asking for a friend haha

[jerrynuevo]

Fukk that. Bust nutz til I die.

That will not change after you get a vasectomy bro.

 

[ShortyCumStain]

I'm tryna shoot this goop in the heauxs pregnancy free.

 

[bgbtylvr]

I'm tryna shoot this goop in the heauxs pregnancy free.

 

[yaBoi]

youre gonna be laid back with your legs up in stirrups like a broad getting a pap smear...asshole naked after shaving or nairing ya ballsack and all nether regions inbetween.

then some dude is gonna poke you all up in between ya nuts with a needle, then get out some scissors and cut your bag open.

then hes gonna pull out your plumbing, cut your tubes then burn both ends. then hes gonna stick em back in then burn ya bag shut.

if you can get past the indignity of all that, youll be fine.

at least thats what a friend told me.

haha! hell naww

 

[sickwidit]

Going in tomorrow morning for mine. Got the compression shorts and some peas. Ready to get rid of the condoms. Quick question though. How long were you out before going back to the gym? I heard you gotta lay off the lifting and weights for a bit.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Had it on a Friday; got some pain meds, didn't really need them, just kept an ice pack down there for a few days; I was back at work Monday.

One thing though; you will have to wear boxer briefs, and preferably, compression shorts for a week or two post-procedure; your nutts need to remain relatively immobilized (no homo). Nike compression shorts work great.

You still wearing them nike tighties?

 

[shaddyvillethug]

youre gonna be laid back with your legs up in stirrups like a broad getting a pap smear...asshole naked after shaving or nairing ya ballsack and all nether regions inbetween.

then some dude is gonna poke you all up in between ya nuts with a needle, then get out some scissors and cut your bag open.

then hes gonna pull out your plumbing, cut your tubes then burn both ends. then hes gonna stick em back in then burn ya bag shut.

if you can get past the indignity of all that, youll be fine.

at least thats what a friend told me.

Nope

I’m good

 

[shaddyvillethug]

4% chance of painful ejaculation afterwards

its too high a risk for me

niggas be scared

 

[shaddyvillethug]

That will not change after you get a vasectomy bro.

what u mean?

u shootig blanks?

 

[jerrynuevo]

what u mean?

u shootig blanks?

You still bust nuts bruh...you just dont have any sperm cells in it to impregnate a chick. As far as shooting blanks, the whole purpose of a vasectomy is to avoid pregnancy anyway... Right?

 

[EPDC]

Had mine over a year ago. One of the best decisions I ever made.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

You still bust nuts bruh...you just dont have any sperm cells in it to impregnate a chick. As far as shooting blanks, the whole purpose of a vasectomy is to avoid pregnancy anyway... Right?

naw nigga blanks mean nothing comes out

yall still fillin hoes up with that clam chowder?

how?

how yo sperm not in yo "nut"

 

[EPDC]

Going in tomorrow morning for mine. Got the compression shorts and some peas. Ready to get rid of the condoms. Quick question though. How long were you out before going back to the gym? I heard you gotta lay off the lifting and weights for a bit.

I'd say a couple weeks or up to a month. You can do light cardio but lay off the weights for a few weeks or until soreness goes away completely.

When I had my procedure done, I would still feel soreness doing little things like yard work, weeks after.

 

[super_glue]

I'm beginning to think about it. My wife is on birth control and i hardly ever pull out. Don't want anymore kids now.

 

[PDQ21]

My wife got her tubes tired after having her 1st child I was so happy

But I still want to get it to be on the safe side cause I like to smash other broads of course with condoms but to be on the safer side

 

[PDQ21]

naw nigga blanks mean nothing comes out

yall still fillin hoes up with that clam chowder?

how?

how yo sperm not in yo "nut"

U bust like normal but no sperm in the glob

 

[shaddyvillethug]

U bust like normal but no sperm in the glob

im really not understanding

so we make that nut with no sperm?'

where is it coming from?

 

[shaddyvillethug]

how we making nut if them tubes cut?

wtf is coming out no pun

 

[jerrynuevo]

im really not understanding

so we make that nut with no sperm?'

where is it coming from?

... when you bust a nut, there's only a small percentage of your Goo that is sperm cells. The rest of the Goo is just a medium in which your sperm travels through to get to the eggs to fertilize it. You got organs in your pelvic area called seminal vesicles that excrete semen...but the semen does not have live sperm in it. The sperm is stored/produced in your testicles mane. Consider it like this... The semen is a gunpowder and the sperm is the bullet projectile. The vasectomy removes the body's ability to produce semen so the analogy of shooting blanks is kinda true because there is only the gunpowder and not the bullet projectile.

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

how we making nut if them tubes cut?

wtf is coming out no pun

It really hurts my feelings that folks don't know this.

Semen is not sperm.

 

[KunningLinguist]

lotta cats failed biology class i see

 

[shaddyvillethug]

I’m sorry I didn’t go to Penis 101

 

[shaddyvillethug]

It really hurts my feelings that folks don't know this.

Semen is not sperm.

I’m saying

If the tube that connects to my ball sac is cut

Wff is the nut coming from or whatever.

So I have a organ that is making nut but none of my dna?

 

[jack walsh13]

I wanna get one but nah.

 

[jack walsh13]

I’m sorry I didn’t go to Penis 101

 

[God's Gift]

It really hurts my feelings that folks don't know this.

Semen is not sperm.

Yooooo! I'm finding or noticed in recent weeks that some people just don't know shit I thought was basic knowledge?

 

[g0nbad real bad]

Had mine ten years ago. The 3 drawback were:

1. Being naked from the waist down in a room with 4 or 5 strangers.

2. The burning flesh smell.

3. The burning nuts sensation for the 3 days.

 

[sinsay]

I’m saying

If the tube that connects to my ball sac is cut

Wff is the nut coming from or whatever.

So I have a organ that is making nut but none of my dna?

Fam the makeup of semen is out there with a simple google search.

I don’t know all the specifics of what’s in it, but I know and thought we all did...that actual sperm cells are a relatively small part of what’s in it.

 

[code_pirahna]

Have you already had kids? How old are you?

It s a simple process and after its done tou have to wait I think 2 months or 15 ejaculations before you can have sex without a condom

 

[yaBoi]

Had mine over a year ago. One of the best decisions I ever made.

man that peace of mind is priceless ain't it...

 

[ShortyCumStain]

It really hurts my feelings that folks don't know this.

Semen is not sperm.

Niggas be ig'nant.

 

[ShortyCumStain]

I’m sorry I didn’t go to Penis 101

 

[PliggaNease]

I had one after my 2nd was born. No regrets at all. The procedure wasn't all that painful, and neither was the recovery. 2 days after, I was doing yard work and washing cars.

 

[EPDC]

man that peace of mind is priceless ain't it...

Bruh, not having to worry about having a slip up with the wife and getting her pregnant again is great.

We already have three and are 40 years old.

I don't even fuck around on her like that. Shit was just a great decision, financially and logically.

Pulling out was wack too.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Fam the makeup of semen is out there with a simple google search.

I don’t know all the specifics of what’s in it, but I know and thought we all did...that actual sperm cells are a relatively small part of what’s in it.

No y’all not answering my question

The whole point of getting snipped is so NOTHING comes out.

Y’all telling me y’all still splashing shit but I’m asking where the fuck is the juice coming from ?

U saying it’s no swimmers in my nut but where is my nut coming from?

I need links