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Actual tears on my face
*wait Holy shit it actually said that*
*dies*
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Former NFL player Herschel Walker, who is now running for Senate as the Republican candidate in Georgia, called his 23-year-old son Christian Walker “ugly” when he was a baby and “streetwise, dumb as a brick” now. “When I delivered him, he had this long old head,” Walker said in a video of comments he made in 2019 that have resurfaced online. “No, seriously. He looked like an alien. I told my wife, ‘Have your parents got some awful genes and stuff?'” “You said, no matter how ugly your child is, you think he’s pretty,” he went on. “So they clean Christian up and stuff, and they clean him up, and I put the cap on top of his crown and stuff and stuff, and I think, he’s not that bad and stuff.” He said that Christian Walker was next to a newborn girl who Herschel Walker said was “beautiful.” “I’m looking at Christian, and I’m looking at her, and I go, wow, I’m gonna slide her over a little and stuff because everybody’s gonna come to that window and go ‘Wow, that’s a beautiful little girl’ and then they’re gonna look at Christian Walker… ‘Woah, X-Files, like he’s an alien,'” he said.
This has always been a weird take to me from people who are also living in the houseI'm loving watching it burn.
I can't do shit about it. I served. I voted when I could. I can't do anything to stop the house from burning. All I can do is put out the fire when it comes to burning around my houseThis has always been a weird take to me from people who are also living in the house