Bruh, I 'm still mad about that. The worst part is, it's a filmed commercial. So that was the best fucking take they had.first my Big Mac meal, then my Adidas deal.
Turns out, I was wrong. (Merged - Herschel Walker)
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they should've dubbed him
The closed captions actually caught most of it.
man he had cc confused as fuck
"Big Mike Mia"
Truth! I sat here crying trying to sound this out!
first my Big Mac meal, then my Adidas deal.
I.C.B. again"Big Mike Mia"
Don't get it fucked up. Those sons of bitches and daughters of whores over at the GOP don't give a shit about Hershel or his life. They want control of the Senate.
Praying for u Big Mac deal souf niggas daily
Crazy
I heard that he was going to get dressed up like Nick Cannon for Halloween.... but then changed his mind cause Nick pays for and takes care of his seeds
I get it.
When I was a teenager my dad used to take these weekend long business trips. Was never quite sure where he went. At 19 I found out he had a mistress.
I asked him about it, he explained that he had been unhappy with my stepmom for years. He swore me to secrecy and said he would handle it when my sister was of age.
Sure enough, soon as she turned 18 he got divorced and married his mistress. They've been together for 21 years now.
It was a shitty thing to do, but I get it. I can see how the woman he has now is a lot more compatible than the two he had before.
Man the only thing my Jamaican grandfather brought with him was an old folk song talking about shame and scandal in the family.
he's trying to tell someone to do something that he isn't doing or hasn't done.
wait, youre part Black???
all this time i thought you were white white.
i should sue you for fraud.
I want to hear him say and spell incomprehensible. Haha
you trying to give that man a stroke?
This is the latest...I wouldn't be surpised if this MF ended up having women in all 50 states getting abortions.
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New Woman Alleges Herschel Walker Urged Her to Have Abortion
Photo Illustration by Kelly Caminero / The Daily Beast / Getty A second woman has come forward to say Herschel Walker urged her to abort their child, claiming that the football star turned GOP Senate candidate personally drove her to a clinic in the 1990s to have an abortion against her...
they should've dubbed him
man he had cc confused as fuck
"Big Mike Mia"
football players are some of the dumbest athletes in the world. When you are a star, there is generally accountability for schoolwork or learning how to read. The "smart" quarterbacks only will give you average intelligence.Truth! I sat here crying trying to sound this out!
This is the latest...I wouldn't be surpised if this MF ended up having women in all 50 states getting abortions.
New Woman Alleges Herschel Walker Urged Her to Have Abortion
Photo Illustration by Kelly Caminero / The Daily Beast / Getty A second woman has come forward to say Herschel Walker urged her to abort their child, claiming that the football star turned GOP Senate candidate personally drove her to a clinic in the 1990s to have an abortion against her...
Which song?
2nd woman claims Herschel Walker made her get an abortion: ‘I was traumatized’
MARQUISE FRANCIS
October 26, 2022, 4:13 PM
and convinced her to do so.
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A second woman has claimed that the Republican candidate for one of Georgia's U.S. Senate seats, Herschel Walker, drove her to a clinic and paid for her to get an abortion nearly three decades ago, while the two were involved in a six-year romantic affair.
“Herschel Walker is a hypocrite, and he is not fit to be a U.S. senator,” the woman, identified only as Jane Doe, said at a press conference Wednesday with her high-profile attorney, Gloria Allred.
“Herschel Walker says he is against women getting abortions, but he pressured me to have one. I am coming forward now because I heard Herschel deny claims by another woman who said he paid for her abortion.”
Walker, a former football star and Heisman Trophy winner who was handpicked to run for Senate in Georgia by former President Donald Trump, is a staunch anti-abortion advocate who has made his pro-life stance a cornerstone of his campaign. This latest news comes with less than two weeks left before Election Day, with recent polling showing Walker and his opponent, the Democratic incumbent Sen. Raphael Warnock, neck and neck in the race.
“I was traumatized about what Herschel put me through,” the woman said, with only her voice audible at the press conference, sharing that she was initially unsure about whether to keep the child or not. “In retrospect, I know I was naive.”
Donald Trump, Fred Trump, center, and Herschel Walker, at a Mike Tyson-Michael Spinks boxing match at Trump Plaza in Atlantic City, N.J., on June 27, 1988. (Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images) Donald Trump Jr. appears at bottom left and an unidentified man is seated below. (Getty Images)
The woman went on to explain that she first met Walker in 1987, while he was a member of the Dallas Cowboys. She said she lived in Dallas and would go to Walker’s home games and see him many times a week in the mornings.
“We fell in love,” she said. “I was devoted to Herschel, and he gave me the impression that he was devoted to me.”
When Walker was traded to the Minnesota Vikings in 1992 and again to the Philadelphia Eagles in 1993, the woman claimed that she would fly out regularly to see Walker at home games and the two would reunite again in the off-season back in Dallas. She said she became pregnant by Walker in April 1993, despite using birth control.
“I didn’t know what to do. I was confused, uncertain and scared,” she said. “After discussing the pregnancy with Herschel several times, he encouraged me to have an abortion and gave me the money to do so.”
The woman said she drove herself to the clinic, but initially could not go through with the abortion. When she told Walker, he became upset, and the next day, he drove her to the clinic, waiting hours in the parking lot until the procedure was completed. Soon after, the woman claimed that Walker began to distance himself, before the two lost contact for more than 15 years.
“I was devastated, because I felt pressure to have an abortion,” she said.
Herschel Walker at a press conference in Philadelphia after signing a free-agent contract with the Philadelphia Eagles on July 13, 1992. (Eb Mahan/Sporting News via Getty Images via Getty Images)
Asked about the latest allegations on Wednesday, at a rally in Dillard, Ga., alongside Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., Walker dismissed them as “foolishness.”
"I've already told people that this is a lie, and I'm not going to entertain it. ... I also want to let you know that I didn't kill JFK either,” Walker said in response to a reporter’s question. "And right now, Sen. Warnock, they got crushed at that debate, and now the Democrats will do and say whatever they can to win this seat. But they don't know Herschel Walker. ... I'm going to win this seat."
This latest allegation comes just two weeks after the Daily Beast reported that Walker paid for an abortion for another woman. Walker denied that report, too, and promised to sue the outlet the next day, but the lawsuit has yet to materialize.
Allred, Jane Doe’s lawyer, offered several articles of evidence on behalf of her client, which included a photo of Walker lying allegedly on the woman’s hotel bed at a Holiday Inn in downtown Mankato, Minn., and a receipt for a hotel stay with the woman’s name redacted. Three cards with love notes written inside of them were also provided, each signed “H,” Walker’s alleged signature. The most revealing piece of evidence may have been an alleged voicemail from Walker that he left while at the 1992 Albertville, France, Winter Olympic Games, in which he called the woman to say, “I love you.”
The woman shared how distraught she was throughout her relationship with Walker, because he continually gave her the impression that he would leave his wife for her, but ultimately never did.
“He took advantage of my love for him,” she said.
Attorney Gloria Allred holds up an image purported to be of Herschel Walker lying on Jane Doe’s hotel bed at a Holiday Inn in downtown Mankato, Minn., in the late 1980s. (Gloria Allred)
To explain why she was coming forward now, just ahead of the election, the woman, who said she identifies as an independent and had twice voted for Trump, said, “He gives the impression today that he is ‘about life’ and against abortion under any circumstances, when in fact he made me have an abortion and drove to the clinic and paid for it.”
After the first abortion allegations, Republicans doubled down on their support for Walker, seeing him as vital to their prospects of taking back the Senate from Democratic control.
Walker’s opponent, Warnock, offered his own rebuke of this latest allegation.
“We know Herschel Walker has a problem with the truth, a problem answering questions and a problem taking responsibility for his actions,” Warnock said Wednesday in a statement provided to Yahoo News. “Today’s new report is just the latest example of a troubling pattern we have seen play out again and again and again. Herschel Walker shouldn’t be representing Georgians in the U.S. Senate.”
A voting sign outside a location for early voting in Fulton County, Ga., on Oct. 22, 2022. (Nathan Posner/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images)
More than 1 million people cast their ballots in this year’s midterm elections through eight days of early voting in the state, according to Georgia’s secretary of state, smashing the previous record eight-day totals in 2018 by more than 50%.
Allred, the woman’s lawyer, believes this information should help Georgians make a more informed decision at the ballot box.
“This is about the values of every voter in Georgia,” she said. “Every parent has to ask whether they are OK with a man who lies over and over again.”
MARQUISE FRANCIS
October 26, 2022, 4:13 PM
and convinced her to do so.
Scroll back up to restore default view.
A second woman has claimed that the Republican candidate for one of Georgia's U.S. Senate seats, Herschel Walker, drove her to a clinic and paid for her to get an abortion nearly three decades ago, while the two were involved in a six-year romantic affair.
“Herschel Walker is a hypocrite, and he is not fit to be a U.S. senator,” the woman, identified only as Jane Doe, said at a press conference Wednesday with her high-profile attorney, Gloria Allred.
“Herschel Walker says he is against women getting abortions, but he pressured me to have one. I am coming forward now because I heard Herschel deny claims by another woman who said he paid for her abortion.”
Walker, a former football star and Heisman Trophy winner who was handpicked to run for Senate in Georgia by former President Donald Trump, is a staunch anti-abortion advocate who has made his pro-life stance a cornerstone of his campaign. This latest news comes with less than two weeks left before Election Day, with recent polling showing Walker and his opponent, the Democratic incumbent Sen. Raphael Warnock, neck and neck in the race.
“I was traumatized about what Herschel put me through,” the woman said, with only her voice audible at the press conference, sharing that she was initially unsure about whether to keep the child or not. “In retrospect, I know I was naive.”
Donald Trump, Fred Trump, center, and Herschel Walker, at a Mike Tyson-Michael Spinks boxing match at Trump Plaza in Atlantic City, N.J., on June 27, 1988. (Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images) Donald Trump Jr. appears at bottom left and an unidentified man is seated below. (Getty Images)
The woman went on to explain that she first met Walker in 1987, while he was a member of the Dallas Cowboys. She said she lived in Dallas and would go to Walker’s home games and see him many times a week in the mornings.
“We fell in love,” she said. “I was devoted to Herschel, and he gave me the impression that he was devoted to me.”
When Walker was traded to the Minnesota Vikings in 1992 and again to the Philadelphia Eagles in 1993, the woman claimed that she would fly out regularly to see Walker at home games and the two would reunite again in the off-season back in Dallas. She said she became pregnant by Walker in April 1993, despite using birth control.
“I didn’t know what to do. I was confused, uncertain and scared,” she said. “After discussing the pregnancy with Herschel several times, he encouraged me to have an abortion and gave me the money to do so.”
The woman said she drove herself to the clinic, but initially could not go through with the abortion. When she told Walker, he became upset, and the next day, he drove her to the clinic, waiting hours in the parking lot until the procedure was completed. Soon after, the woman claimed that Walker began to distance himself, before the two lost contact for more than 15 years.
“I was devastated, because I felt pressure to have an abortion,” she said.
Herschel Walker at a press conference in Philadelphia after signing a free-agent contract with the Philadelphia Eagles on July 13, 1992. (Eb Mahan/Sporting News via Getty Images via Getty Images)
Asked about the latest allegations on Wednesday, at a rally in Dillard, Ga., alongside Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., Walker dismissed them as “foolishness.”
"I've already told people that this is a lie, and I'm not going to entertain it. ... I also want to let you know that I didn't kill JFK either,” Walker said in response to a reporter’s question. "And right now, Sen. Warnock, they got crushed at that debate, and now the Democrats will do and say whatever they can to win this seat. But they don't know Herschel Walker. ... I'm going to win this seat."
This latest allegation comes just two weeks after the Daily Beast reported that Walker paid for an abortion for another woman. Walker denied that report, too, and promised to sue the outlet the next day, but the lawsuit has yet to materialize.
Allred, Jane Doe’s lawyer, offered several articles of evidence on behalf of her client, which included a photo of Walker lying allegedly on the woman’s hotel bed at a Holiday Inn in downtown Mankato, Minn., and a receipt for a hotel stay with the woman’s name redacted. Three cards with love notes written inside of them were also provided, each signed “H,” Walker’s alleged signature. The most revealing piece of evidence may have been an alleged voicemail from Walker that he left while at the 1992 Albertville, France, Winter Olympic Games, in which he called the woman to say, “I love you.”
The woman shared how distraught she was throughout her relationship with Walker, because he continually gave her the impression that he would leave his wife for her, but ultimately never did.
“He took advantage of my love for him,” she said.
Attorney Gloria Allred holds up an image purported to be of Herschel Walker lying on Jane Doe’s hotel bed at a Holiday Inn in downtown Mankato, Minn., in the late 1980s. (Gloria Allred)
To explain why she was coming forward now, just ahead of the election, the woman, who said she identifies as an independent and had twice voted for Trump, said, “He gives the impression today that he is ‘about life’ and against abortion under any circumstances, when in fact he made me have an abortion and drove to the clinic and paid for it.”
After the first abortion allegations, Republicans doubled down on their support for Walker, seeing him as vital to their prospects of taking back the Senate from Democratic control.
Walker’s opponent, Warnock, offered his own rebuke of this latest allegation.
“We know Herschel Walker has a problem with the truth, a problem answering questions and a problem taking responsibility for his actions,” Warnock said Wednesday in a statement provided to Yahoo News. “Today’s new report is just the latest example of a troubling pattern we have seen play out again and again and again. Herschel Walker shouldn’t be representing Georgians in the U.S. Senate.”
A voting sign outside a location for early voting in Fulton County, Ga., on Oct. 22, 2022. (Nathan Posner/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images)
More than 1 million people cast their ballots in this year’s midterm elections through eight days of early voting in the state, according to Georgia’s secretary of state, smashing the previous record eight-day totals in 2018 by more than 50%.
Allred, the woman’s lawyer, believes this information should help Georgians make a more informed decision at the ballot box.
“This is about the values of every voter in Georgia,” she said. “Every parent has to ask whether they are OK with a man who lies over and over again.”
I think it's called shame and scandal in the family. It's about a guy who tries to marry all these different women but his father keeps telling him he can't because according to him "your lover is your sister but your mother don't know"
At the end of the song he goes to his mother for advice and she says "Mary whoever you want. Because your father ain't your father but your father don't know."
That's a classic.
Roy Wood Jr. Steals Some Jokes From … Herschel Walker?
It’s vampire material that kills.
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Roy Wood Jr. Steals Some Jokes From … Herschel Walker?
By Hershal Pandya
Photo-Illustration: Vulture; Photos by Michael Kovac/Getty Images for Paramount Worldwide and Brandon Bell/Getty Images
The Daily Show correspondent Roy Wood Jr. just found the perfect new muse for stand-up material: Georgia Republican senatorial candidate, ex-NFL player, and sentient tree nut Herschel Walker. On November 16, Walker held a rally in McDonough to mobilize voter support ahead of his upcoming runoff election against Raphael Warnock on December 6, and a viral video of his speech inspired Wood to try something new.
“You ever watch a stupid movie late at night hoping it’s gonna get better, it don’t get better, but you keep watching anyway?” Walker asks in the speech. “The other night I was watching this movie called Fright Night — or Freak Night or some kind of night — and it was about vampires. I don’t know if you know, vampires are some cool people, are they not? But I’m gonna tell you something that I found out: A werewolf can kill a vampire, did you know that? I never knew that, so I didn’t want to be a vampire anymore. I wanted to be a werewolf.” It’s uncanny how much Walker sounds like SNL’s James Austin Johnson as Trump talking about Scooby-Doo.
“Elected official? … nah. But ngl, I’d pay $25 and two drink minimum to watch an hour of this shit at the comedy club,” Wood tweeted in response to the clip. Later that night, Wood decided to put an audience’s $25 where his mouth was (so to speak) and see how Walker’s ramblings played at a comedy show. Performing at a secret show at Katz’s Delicatessen in New York, he opened his set with a word-for-word recital of Walker’s babbling, generating a smattering of laughs — albeit some confused ones — from the crowd. “And those were the exact words verbatim from Herschel Walker at his fucking campaign event!” Wood yelled at the end of the bit to huge cheers. He later joked on Twitter that he might have recited even more of the speech, but he “didn’t have enough time to memorize the whole joint.”
Comedians and late-night hosts have been joking about Walker’s politics, hypocrisies, and incoherence since he began his senatorial campaign in August 2021. On November 12, during Dave Chappelle’s controversial SNL monologue, Chappelle called Walker “observably stupid” and said “he looks like he thinks before he makes a move in tic-tac-toe.” But as Wood has shown, the best way to mock Walker is to let his words speak for themselves. Time will tell whether he’ll become senator of Georgia on December 6. But if he loses, he’s nonetheless opened a lot of new doors for himself. As Wood points out, the “man’s got a future in comedy.”
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You would??? Really? What would you talk about? Ranchers wanting other ranchers cows? Werewolves versus vampires? China using up all our good air? C'mon man you can't be serious.
Let’s Go Georgia.
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