ICEBURG SLIM JUST FUCKING MADE ME FALL THE FUCK ON THE FLOOR! Homey went in on the OP boyeee!
To All the Married bros Would You Do this?
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ICEBURG SLIM JUST FUCKING MADE ME FALL THE FUCK ON THE FLOOR! Homey went in on the OP boyeee!
ICEBURG SLIM said:
Bro you know you wrong for this....But it is true! 
BIG G said:
The average man need two women in his life to feel complete.One cannot do it for most men.Money is the only reason most men only deal with one women because they cannot afford two.If you have the keys to her place an she cook and massage a brother.Then keep doing what you doing(but don't get her pregnant).An don't worry about the clowns on here calling you a simp.These are the same clowns who go to a strip club an spend half there paid check on a lap dance.
Hell Yeah He killin it...........
Better him than me...
If Picasso in his prime could meet me..
and tried to draw a picture of me payin a bitch...
I swear it would corrupt his imagination to even try and conceptualize
his own creativity to painting that muthafuckin lie.
Better him than me...
If Picasso in his prime could meet me..
and tried to draw a picture of me payin a bitch...
I swear it would corrupt his imagination to even try and conceptualize
his own creativity to painting that muthafuckin lie.
Hell naw, i would leave her along. If you are married and she does something to break up your marraige, you will be paying more that $700 plus no wife, kid or thing on the side.
TRUFICTION said:NO TRICKIN ALLOWED.
THINKIN YOU ARENT A TRICK BECAUSE YOU HAVE IT
IS FLAWED LOGIC AND AN EXCUSE TRICKS MAKE SO THEY MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER FOR WASTING THIER MONEY ON PUSSY
WHEN WE ALL KNOW PUSSY IS FREE....YES EVEN GOOD PUSSY.
MONEY IS MONEY, PUSSY IS PUSSY
WHEN THE TWO ARE EXCHANGED FOR WHAT IS PRECIEVED
AS EQUAL VALUE IT IS CALLED TRICKIN.
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH YOUR MONEY
AINT MY BUSINESS, BUT YOU STILL A TRICK AND SHE STILL A HOE.
NOW............................
TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION
I NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL PAY ANY CHICK IM NOT MARRIED TOO
BILLS .OR ANYTHING ELSE..........PERIOD.
I WILL NEVER GIVE ANY WOMAN IM FUCKIN MONEY.
I WOULD RATHER HELP A CHICK OUT AND KEEP IT FRIENDS.
ONCE I HAVE HELPED HER I DONT WANT ANY PUSSY FROM HER.
THAT SHIT IS AGAINST MY CONSTITUTION.
PUSSY DOES NOT = MONEY.
UNLESS YOU ARE A HOE OR A PIMP
THAT SHIT IS OUT OF THE QUESTION.
IF I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT AN OUTSIDE WOMAN FUCKIN UP THE CRIB IF WE FUCK FOR FREE....
THEN MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE FUCKIN HER AT ALL.
JUST MY 2 CENTS
I couldn't agree more...
i wonder how much money hugh hefner spends on his girlfriends.....is he a simp?
checkcashing said:
HE MAKES WAY MORE MONEY FROM
THOSE HOES THAN HE SPENDS ON THOSE HOES
I don't know about the rest of you but my thought is that no one with less than 200 posts should be tarting a thread for anything other than dropping pics, vids, music or software... but that's just me.
Back to enjoying your bait and the trannies to come.
Back to enjoying your bait and the trannies to come.
ICEBURG SLIM said:
Oh shit, I'm crying over here. I haven't laughed this hard since watching Granddad's Fight on The Boondocks.
Okay, with that out of the way. Assuming this is a real situation, 1st let me say...
Next....
Nigga, you got a prenup?
Now...
chitownsfinest said:
And finally, if you feel the undying need to pay to be pampered by a woman who has her financial situation at heart with yours in her pocket, please, please, buy a plane ticket once every six months to here....
However, the soundest advice you will find here, is to cut that polyamorous shit out, and make your wife into the woman you want her to be. You married her, and that's supposed to be FOR LIFE. Make it the life you clearly desire, and are missing.
Peace.
BIG G said:
It's a formula for disaster. Run, Forrest, Run. Here's the problem : once u start the support, u become her life line. When U decide enuf is enuf, she has to then survive by any means necessary. It's not likely that she'll just let u out of the loop. U jeopardize ur family and potential earnings. U'd be better off not committing to anything other than an occassional good time. Quiet as it's kept a general rule of thumb is, if ur gonna cheat, cheat with someone who's cheating. They have as much to lose as u do and they keep better secrets.
jemhadar said:Getting out is the hard part... I think its safe to say...
Something to think about.
You said "But she misses one beat her ass is on the street" if you stop with $700/mon she is financially fucked with that $700 not being there. She is probably going to be mad ass hell and look at you as treating her like a "whore" (go figure) and you are going to have a world of hell on your hands.
If the story is true you get the simp award for allowing yourself to get caught up in some bullshit like this.
My Dad always used to tell me "Don't pick up anything you can't put down"
Find yourself and exit and get the fuck out of that shit and enjoy your wife and kids.
Peace
S
Sangria
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BIG G said:
tell that hoe to get a job...... Quit giving marriage a bad look you fag
ok, dawgz- so you say your money game is straight and it really ain't trickn if you got it- but, my opinion is..........you should think about your family first-
is this chick worth your wife finding out and her, divorcing, getting child support and alimony from YOU- most likely the answer is .....NO- i mean, ain't nothing wrong with getting some good pussy but that's all it gotta be is "some good pussy"-
this what you need to do- if homegirl body is that hot- convince her to work a few night at a gentlemens club (aka strip club)- that way you can pocket that $700 month and take YOUR family on a nice trip or use toward taxes on all that money you making-
is this chick worth your wife finding out and her, divorcing, getting child support and alimony from YOU- most likely the answer is .....NO- i mean, ain't nothing wrong with getting some good pussy but that's all it gotta be is "some good pussy"-
this what you need to do- if homegirl body is that hot- convince her to work a few night at a gentlemens club (aka strip club)- that way you can pocket that $700 month and take YOUR family on a nice trip or use toward taxes on all that money you making-
BIG G said:
I didn't read all those responses and other peoples' opinions are irrelevent to me anyway. But you asked and apparently have received in abundance.
DON'T DO IT. I'm not going to get at you on some "why you get married if you need some one on the side" bullshit. I used to think like that THEN I GOT MARRIED. Life is a muthafucka and you don't know until you've been there.
In this case, I've been there. Keep fucking with shorty if you want but do NOT kick out for her bills like that. A little here and there is fine with the occasional "I ain't got it". You say she's already accepted her role. But if she becomes dependant, then she will blow you up at home. If you go from her married boyfriend to her lifeline, then she's not going to want to settle for a mere 700.00.
Keep some space and distance (not the same thing).
Class dismissed.
BIG G said:
Nigga, this right here is worth $700 a month
Correct me if I wrong but pussy is supposed to be free, what you have is an expensive hooker on a monthly retainer
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BIG G said:
STUPID-AZZ MUTHAFUCKA!
$700 per month is a damn NOTE ON A BENZ, then you can meet a FINE-AZZ bitch that don't REQUIRE YOU to pay for the PUSSY!
$700 per month can get your kids a NICE AZZ COLLEGE FUND!
Ain't no piece of azz worth $700 per month YOU DAMN FOOL, especially one OUTSIDE YOUR MARRIAGE!
$700 per month is the note on a RENTAL PROPERTY that can help you build wealth, rather than wasting $700 per month on a bitch that's giving the pussy to some other nigga; if YOU SEE HER AS "LETHAL LIPPS", then so does some other MUTHAFUCKA, and she KNOWS THIS DESPITE HER CHURCH GOING FRONT!
While you are tied up with your duties as a husband/father; she is cheating on YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE!
$700 x 5 months is a live ass VACATION TO VEGAS with the BOYZ, where you can MEET FINE WOMEN ALSO ON VACATION THAT AREN'T BROKE like your NEEDY BITCH IS!
There are too many sistahs with their own SHIT to get involved with a NEEDY BROKE AZZ BITCH, that's SELLING HER CHURCH-GOING PUZZY FOR $700 per month!
If you wanna stay married, then don't do it. Get your name out that bitch mouth quick and spend that extra dough making your wife bounce that ass for you. If you don't give a f*ck if you stay married or not, pimp on my n*gga.
Just remember when u out wit that side jawn. A n*gga like me would prolly be at yo house tucking your wife in @ night. If you don't give a damn, pimp on my n*gga.
Just remember when u out wit that side jawn. A n*gga like me would prolly be at yo house tucking your wife in @ night. If you don't give a damn, pimp on my n*gga.
dawg.. 
if u gonna cheat on the family at least choose a bitch on the same level income wise and if its not wifey u should not be kickin out shit nothin nada. Sideline hoes know there sideline hoes and should stay in said place bottom line u a lame ass nigga plane and simple. 700 a month is a mortgage payment or a fuckin luxury car payment not what u give a bitch cause she thick and gives u some pussy i gaurantee if u cut her off and get a hot ass car u can pick up mutiple college hoes that dont want shit but dick and bubble gum
if u gonna cheat on the family at least choose a bitch on the same level income wise and if its not wifey u should not be kickin out shit nothin nada. Sideline hoes know there sideline hoes and should stay in said place bottom line u a lame ass nigga plane and simple. 700 a month is a mortgage payment or a fuckin luxury car payment not what u give a bitch cause she thick and gives u some pussy i gaurantee if u cut her off and get a hot ass car u can pick up mutiple college hoes that dont want shit but dick and bubble gum
I feel you trying to help her out and what not thats cool, but my dude you gotta be wise about this. You already know marriage is a serious commitment and I personally couldn't go back on my wife and my child like that. Speaking from experience my dude no matter how fine she is or what she does for you she's not your wife, and the grass isn't always greener on the other side man. You don't know what kind of skeletons and stuff she gotta deal with outside of you. So forget about money for a second and think about if you wanted some nigga doin that for your wife behind your back; cookin, rubbin him down etc. Just think about it yo. Take care my dude.
MissMighty said:
I agree with MM. I'm not trying to be judgmental but in my opinion, getting married and then cheating is just damn dumb. You have so much more to lose if you're in a happy relationship. If you need "something on the side" you shouldn't have gotten married and had a child. That's what porn is for; a fantasy "something on the side."
I hope for your sake, you never break it off with the other woman (aka the whore) and she tells your wife. I also hope that you didn't get married in the state of California because she will get half with alimony and child support, player. And for what? To pay someone else's bills and some extra puss-puss?
Real quick dawg-- sounds like you rollin' but consider this- business gets slow or grows and you need to take a momentary monitary paycut or whatever and you can't afford to up the $700. This chick will get deserate and will distroy your family. Already- you are saying that she needs $700 a month. You are the sugar daddy. The day that you can not come up with that cash- is the da you loose your family- she will turn into a woman scorned.
And if you are making 6 figs- expect half of that to go to the wife, kids and mortgage for a house that you will no longer be welcomed to.
To each his own- but if you are going to bag a chick- she should at least be on your level with the same amount to loose. This chick is already ahead of te game. Can you get mad- if she bags anothe dude for the extras the $700 don't cover. Yeah you got keys- so she fucks him at a hotel or his crib.
Got to agree dawg u should like a simp.
And if you are making 6 figs- expect half of that to go to the wife, kids and mortgage for a house that you will no longer be welcomed to.
To each his own- but if you are going to bag a chick- she should at least be on your level with the same amount to loose. This chick is already ahead of te game. Can you get mad- if she bags anothe dude for the extras the $700 don't cover. Yeah you got keys- so she fucks him at a hotel or his crib.
Got to agree dawg u should like a simp.
what the irs said......
i'm not understanding the paying her bills part.....
i'm not understanding the paying her bills part.....
well bro the bitch is playin you like a hoe $700 to a hoe that mean nothing to
you or your kids my i say this to all married men thats got hoes on the side
leave them bitches alone why that hoe is tell all her friends she got you paying all her bills and laughing at you this is what the hoe is doing right now
now whats next car for the hoe hmm is it worth loseing you wife and kid for a hoe
you or your kids my i say this to all married men thats got hoes on the side
leave them bitches alone why that hoe is tell all her friends she got you paying all her bills and laughing at you this is what the hoe is doing right now
now whats next car for the hoe hmm is it worth loseing you wife and kid for a hoe 
chitownsfinest said:
Listen to this shit if u listen to anything else and for anyone else thinking about doing some shit like this. If you are in a relationship and are meeting someone new trying to get in with them ask them first if they are in a relationship and hope they say yes. Only a simp would give a fuck if a chick u don't care too much about is fucking someone else especially when u have wife at home. Secondly they will usually try even harder then you will not to get caught especially if u know more about their shit then they know about urs. Not only can u possibly expect the chick to come to ur crib but ur job, call u constantly, all types of shit that can fuck your whole shit up. With a married/relationship chick ya'll will move like ninjas. The only thing to control is greed. You must be content with only fuckin with the side chick 1-4 times a month.
With that being said momma raised some gold diggin girls but not a trick ass nigga. I would never jag my money like that but in ur situation u giving her money will end up making your problem worse. Try to find a way to get her off of you very gently even if u stop seeing her and just drop by to give her a little money from time to time. The bottom line is this... You can't keep this up and it could end very horribly. Cut ur losses and find a chick in ur exact same situation to fuck with.
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