To All the Married bros Would You Do this?

The LEGEND KG said:
NEVER do that my man.

Never ever ever ever ever ever.

If she know u paid or is under the assumption u are paid :D , just say your funds are tied up in some business opportunities you just got involved in and cant make any new financial commitments at the moment. :D
 
damn, nigga, you have to be fucking kidding me!!!!!you're shelling out 700.00 to some hoe who's got two fucking kids, damn. SIMP is an understatment.

I don't understand why married even get married and want to fuck some bitch on the side. ya'll niggas kill me with that shit. as if having a wife isn't good enough.

I'm a bachelor and I have no fucking kids. for those here that do, FUCK ALL YA'LL becuase you can't be disciplined and went weak for pussy now you've got the ball and chain, but you can't let that bitch go because, as they say, it's cheaper to keep her.

Damn, Nigga, you shouldn't paying for the bitch at all. She's been playing you from the get go anyways.

I swear, simps should have their own board so us single cats can talk about shit we can relate too
 
Im not even mad that u married and got a thing on the side.... do what u feel that makes u happy, life too short. But I have to say..paying $700 monthly for a chick is just retarded. You can do so much more wit that bread. Investments, college funds for ya kid(s), save it for a rainy day...cause them days do come.
Bottom line..u buggin, I dont care how bad the chick is.

M.O.B!!!
 
Man up and be true to your boo. If the mystery is gone in the marriage then you need to be man enough to bring it back. If you don't want to be with your spouse be man enough to step and handle your responsibilities from afar. I'm sure that BOTH women deserve some symbalance of honesty and respect.

I see "Diary of a mad Black Woman" hasn't taught some people shit.

BTW, neither SIMPhood nor MANhood are determined by income. Many a SIMP stack cheddar all day long while real men stay on the grind just getting by.

It's not where you live but how you live, nor how much you make but what you do with what you make.

If you can help this woman out it's cool and all, but cheating on your spouse...THAT'S some ole foul ass shit.

Peace
 
YOU ARE A LAME AZZ SIMP... SO WHAT YOU MADE 6 FIGURES LAST YEAR... YOU STILL TRICKIN WIT THAT OTHA CHICK... AND LAWD IF YA WIFE FINDS OUT.. YO AZZ WILL BE PAYIN OUT THE AZZ... AND YOU GOT KIDS.. HAHAHAHAHAHA... FUGG HALF... THAT AND THEN SUM....
YOU GETTIN TOOK IDIOT...


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your simpin.. :smh: How do u think she got those kids? Leave that broad alone before you get her pregnant. Thats her ultimate goal... To carry your seed. Once you start trickin you can never be look at as anything else :smh:
 
afroyale said:
For me, it's not the fact that he's tricking... ain't a damn thing wrong with it. However, if you are gonna pay upfront for pussy, then it might as well be a professional who is unlikely to be all up in your private life.

I agree if you are using her for the pussy...then just go and pay for pussy without the drama of paying monthly bills.
 
THREAD_CRITIC said:
The Simps are the ones who really believe these stories......



first off i have no need to lie, this is true, but some of these statements hit home, i can deal with constructive criticism, I always dress fresh to death got big truck big rims, nice crib, wear at least 11 carats when i'm out, I have fell into a game that I cant win, you all right, I need to get out of this shit
 
BIG G said:
some of these statements hit home, i can deal with constructive criticism, I have fell into a game that I cant win, you all right, I need to get out of this shit

RESPECT:hmm:
 
BIG G said:
first off i have no need to lie, this is true, but some of these statements hit home, i can deal with constructive criticism, I always dress fresh to death got big truck big rims, nice crib, wear at least 11 carats when i'm out, I have fell into a game that I cant win, you all right, I need to get out of this shit


Okay OCK
 
Come on man, you gonna take $700.00 a month from your family and give it to another chick. How smart is that for just a piece of ass? :smh: :smh: :smh:
 
Wow your story reminds me of one that I know all too well..... :smh:

Listen, she is running game. She is playing the role you "need" so she can get what she wants. And you know that. A chick like her is all good until you dont give her what she wants. An that will be the moment when she will notify your wife. TRUST :rolleyes: Chicks like the one you are messing with already know who your wife is, where she works, your home phone number, hell what daycare or school your child attends. Be smart invest that 700.00 a month in your fam and make it so that your wife will give you what you are going out for.

And you say she is kinda churchgoing? But she is fucking w/ a married man.

I tell ya'll those holier than thou church going women can be the worst ones.. :rolleyes:

Yasky 777 (sup Naptown Fam!)said it best...READ HIS POST!!!


I'm speaking from a single father point of view. I think she is playing you, she is thriving of your emotion and ability to be a provider. Psychologically she is mind fucking the hell out of your ego. Some of us love to be needed and depended on.

If you don't set any boundaries for yourself you could be looking at a painful ending to your marriage and having a son that wonders what the hell he did to no longer have both his parents together.

At some point you have to draw a line and separate ya bitch from ya wife. Because to me you got them confused.
 
BIG G said:
she is about 700 month short, that is what i will need to kick in for her to be straight, now she already massage a nigga,

Thats how it goes wid hoes bruh!

Thats her sales pitch she uses on any nigga with a lil paper!

So you kick in 7, Craig kicks in 7, Tyrone kicks in 7, Hakim kicks in 7.....

And she's massagin' all yall niggaz waitin' for all her kick ins to kick in.

Now I've help a woman out once with $150 to get her lights cut back on but $700??

C'mon!

:cool:
 
Why would you take that money and give it to a woman your just fucking. You have a family at home man. If you gonna run the streets and do that stupid shit then do it when you have no family, until then man up and take care of your responsibilities... :smh:







Why are you paying for pussy.. Sad... :hmm:
 
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$ 700.00 a month for the side piece........Hell no ! I don't care how much money you make. $8,400.00 a year :eek: :eek: :angry: for her bills and that doesn't include taking her out/gifts for holidays etc ( $3500.00 est). You are dropping about 12g's a year for your second string.......


I can't see it
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Let's see:
700 X 12= $8,400.00 PER YEAR
With a rate of return of 10% annually investing $8.4k per year for 10 years, i.e. compound interest = $305,730 :eek:!!!!!!!

MAN FUCK THAT BITCH SHE'S NOT WORTH $300K!!!!!! NO PUSSY'S WORTH MORE THAN A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS!! INVEST THAT MONEY FOR YOUR CHILDREN AND PAY A PHONE BILL OR SOMETHIN FOR THAT HO AND GET THE PUSSY FOR FREE, OK? :angry: :cool: :angry:

See the link and figure it out for yourself!!
http://personal.fidelity.com/toolbox/growth/growth.shtml
 
BIG G said:
Okay bros first off this is my situation, I am married with a kid, but you all know that sometimes you need something else on the side. I recently met this woman that has a body like lethal lipps, HUGE round ass, perky tits, redbone type, fine as a muthafucka!! She has 2 kids no man at home, kinda churchgoing. But god damn she is financially on the edge. I have kicked in dollars to her to help her out already. But she misses one beat her ass is on the street. Since I have my own buisness money is not an issue, I figured her bills out, she is about 700 month short, that is what i will need to kick in for her to be straight, now she already massage a nigga, cook for a nigga and bathe a nigga whenever i'm there, I already have a key to her crib, what would yall niggas do? is this worth 700 a month or not being married and all? she already then accepted THE ROLE SHE WILL PLAY. let me know bros
if this was the type of lifestyle you wanted to live, why did you stand in front of your friends and family and lie to your wife & god? you, like so many other men, do not have enough inner strength to resist marriage even when you know that you do not want to live monogamously. and don't even try to say that you did it for your wife. there are plenty of women around who don't mind sharing a man and not being married to him as long as he's taking care of her. you are a disgusting piece of garbage :puke:
 
playa just peep the math...
lets make some basic assumptions: You really make 132000 per year, all you REALLY spend on this trick is 700/month (we all got bills and know how "extra" cash goes... broad done already proved she cant manage money), you don't do NO extra (don't take her azz out... don't buy her no b-day/holiday gifts etc). So lets just pretend you really at what you say: $700 a month.

132,000/yr (assuming your ole lady don't work) puts you in a 33% fed tax bracket and a 10% state bracket (less you live in a non tax state)

700 * 12 = 8400 per year post tax
8400 * .33 = 2772 Fed Taxes
8400 * .10 = 840 State Taxes
12,012 Annually on this broad

You giving this broad damn near 10% (9.1%) of your annual income... 10% for some pussy... not to mention the other risks in the rest of these posts... man you better listen to BGOL....
 
so what u saying is your willing to risk your family for a hoe who cant raise up on her own who is willing to be your side hoe for some paper? i bet she knows u own your own business right?does she stop by? u r tricking and are a simp. 1st for the willingness to throw your family away for a hoe who bathe's you and cooks for you. sounds like you dont want to be married anymore and if thats the case man up file divorce and stop risking the mother of your children for a fucking piece of pussy that a hundred niggas prolly hit.
your putting pussy above your priorities. pussy aint special that hoe aint special i say that b/c u want to keep her on the side and not make her your main. shes an option not your priority and that speaks highly of her and your character.
i hope u get std tested it would be fucked up if b/c u couldnt practice self control u give your wife something and have to explain to your kids how you let your dick hurt or kill their mother.
your tricking and she is gaming u. your using the logic of a bitch to rationalize not being a man and being accountable for your responsibilities. you have a family.
if u must cheat and since you are already a trick get a pro use a fake name and move the fuck on.
700 a month for some pussy when your married and can get some a home? u sound like a hoe "she bathe a nigga" what are you a dirty all the time? shit your wife cant bathe u? damn u sound like a hoe.
i feel bad for your sons if your teaching them how to be a man and you out on the streets throwing it all away b/c a hoe will wash your dirty ass.
lame shit a simp would do.
and yes it is tricking if you got it.
 
insol said:
playa just peep the math...
lets make some basic assumptions: You really make 132000 per year, all you REALLY spend on this trick is 700/month (we all got bills and know how "extra" cash goes... broad done already proved she cant manage money), you don't do NO extra (don't take her azz out... don't buy her no b-day/holiday gifts etc). So lets just pretend you really at what you say: $700 a month.

132,000/yr (assuming your ole lady don't work) puts you in a 33% fed tax bracket and a 10% state bracket (less you live in a non tax state)

700 * 12 = 8400 per year post tax
8400 * .33 = 2772 Fed Taxes
8400 * .10 = 840 State Taxes
12,012 Annually on this broad

You giving this broad damn near 10% (9.1%) of your annual income... 10% for some pussy... not to mention the other risks in the rest of these posts... man you better listen to BGOL....
I wonder if he's giving that 10% to God. He's gonna need him when this blows up. This is just the way you create a Monster....
 
Assuming this all ain't a bullshit story....

Simply,you done fucked up....never get involved with your side thing.You giving her money???....I don't want to call you names but,Simp does apply.

And having a key to the crib???...you thought that was cool,but that was just another way for her to lock your ass in.
As I said,you are too involved...whats going to happen when emotion comes into play?
Hers are yours?...when you don't feel like fucking...or going over...or if she decides,she needs more from someone...

This will not end well....what do you think,one day you will give her a gold watch and ride off into the sunset?...and I did not even mention what you are going to do to her kids.

Where's that Bill Duke pic...
 
It sounds as though she provides something you're not getting at home. That's a whole "nuther" issue. IF that's true make home with wifey HOME for You, or change up your program all together. Is redbone a pacifier for greater issues to be addressed? rhetorical

I have friends that are married, and whenever I'm confronted with "Ey Dude what ya think" I say "NO, NO, NO, If YOU decide to hit... set an exit strategy on how long and keep it moving. Hit It and Quit it." If you truly love your wife dealing with an additional relationship is not worth the anguish, if you don't then fuck it, you gone leave anyway eventually. But the $700 a month question would get a :smh: from me.

Redbone is tricking regardless of the safistication of the disguise. If she were a no strings attached professional, as in this is what I do, these are the times I'm available, and this is the type generous gift I'll normally accept from friends on this level, well that's different. For those who trick this equals less worries for the married man. :yes:
 
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TRUFICTION said:
NO TRICKIN ALLOWED.:lol:
THINKIN YOU ARENT A TRICK BECAUSE YOU HAVE IT
IS FLAWED LOGIC AND AN EXCUSE TRICKS MAKE SO THEY MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER FOR WASTING THIER MONEY ON PUSSY
WHEN WE ALL KNOW PUSSY IS FREE....YES EVEN GOOD PUSSY.

MONEY IS MONEY, PUSSY IS PUSSY
WHEN THE TWO ARE EXCHANGED FOR WHAT IS PRECIEVED
AS EQUAL VALUE IT IS CALLED TRICKIN.

DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH YOUR MONEY
AINT MY BUSINESS, BUT YOU STILL A TRICK AND SHE STILL A HOE.

NOW............................
TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION
I NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL PAY ANY CHICK IM NOT MARRIED TOO
BILLS .OR ANYTHING ELSE..........PERIOD.
I WILL NEVER GIVE ANY WOMAN IM FUCKIN MONEY.

I WOULD RATHER HELP A CHICK OUT AND KEEP IT FRIENDS.
ONCE I HAVE HELPED HER I DONT WANT ANY PUSSY FROM HER.
THAT SHIT IS AGAINST MY CONSTITUTION.
PUSSY DOES NOT = MONEY.
UNLESS YOU ARE A HOE OR A PIMP

THAT SHIT IS OUT OF THE QUESTION.
IF I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT AN OUTSIDE WOMAN FUCKIN UP THE CRIB IF WE FUCK FOR FREE....
THEN MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE FUCKIN HER AT ALL.:hmm:

JUST MY 2 CENTS


Co-Sign. :yes: Plus..........Think about this, what wife ( black women at that ) doesn't know what her husband makes? Do you really believe that your wife isn't going to miss 700 dollars a month? Dude is a easy catch to get caught slipping if your wife follows the money. :yes:

We need a MAN LAW on Tricking!!!! :lol:

The only way dude ain't trickin' is if his wife knows about side chick and she cool with wants going on. :smh: :smh:
 
yasky777 said:
Are you missing a 0?

132,000 is good money but dude after your wife finds out, you will have to split that shit. And still support your "ego". 62000 and 3 households would suck.

Smartenup. Seek counseling, pray for strength, and hope your dark shit doesn't come to light.

What this brotha said... HALF EDDIE! HALF!!
 
this post sounds like some familiar shit. you have a style that is similiar to some other members on this board. but ima add my 0.02. you do what you feel, but you playing yourself. a fool and his money are soon parted.
 
JD Walker said:
I swear you niggas get dumber by the second.
Co-sign!
THREAD_CRITIC said:
The Simps are the ones who really believe these stories......

Double Co-sign!
GreedySmurf said:
This story sounds phoney as hell. I call bullshit!
Triple Co-sign!

I refuse to believe anyone who makes 132,000/yr can be this dumb! I'm not saying people who make a lot of money are geniuses. I'm saying they know how to manage money. I can't believe so many cats believe this story.
JD Walker said:
I swear you niggas get dumber by the second.
Truer words have never been spoken. :smh:
 
Now THIS is the type of shit that keep me coming back to BGOL!!! :yes:

I won't cover the already well-worn arguments about paying for pussy, being a "simp", infidelity, catch diseases, etc, etc, etc...

I once heard an OG say that you don't pay for pussy, you pay for it to go away once you're done. So in that since, I'm not too mad at you for paying for the ass if you're married, hope to keep it that way, and the side piece accepts her role.

BUT this is 2007 and I've been with so many married freaks over the past few years that I had to swear off of them. Many of them want side dick too. Like I tell my boys, if you're going to cheat, only fuck with women who have something to lose too if shit goes bad. They are MUCH less likely to start showing up at your house unexpected.

BUT if you're such the businessman baller, I also understand not having the time and energy to find new side pussy.

BUT just like your wife, you'll get sick of this bitch too. When that happens, she'll be dependent on the $700/mnth you're kicking to her and will do ANYTHING to keep in coming...including blackmailing a brotha.

BUT being an entrepreneur also, $700 is a small price to pay for some peace of mind and to avoid the drama if she knows her place as second-string pussy.

BUT $700 a month investedwisely will set up your child for life.

So...the decision is yours. :lol: :lol: :lol:

-CTF
 
BIG G said:
first off i have no need to lie, this is true, but some of these statements hit home, i can deal with constructive criticism, I always dress fresh to death got big truck big rims, nice crib, wear at least 11 carats when i'm out, I have fell into a game that I cant win, you all right, I need to get out of this shit

Why are you playing yourself? Why would you be paying a bitch to disrespect your wife and your marriage? If she would fuck around with you knowing you are married, what makes you think you are the only man she is fucking? Would it be OK with you for your wife to have a man on the side that she is paying using your money? Take care of your own damn family not someone elses. Do what you want, just be prepared for the consequences and never forget that what comes around goes around.
 
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