Been there done that. If you go to this country it will change your mind about chics. The women here make chics in America look foul in every way. After you come from this location you won't take bitches in the US serious anymore.
So I have terrible impulse control and am prone to making bad decisions. I am glad I no longer attend carnival events with women no longer trying to pass by and “ follow da leeda leeda leeda” against me and pull me to dance with them because I will simply go along with everything they say - and record it - so I can prove to my wife that everything was consensual. This will minimize confusion and legal fees when I can prove they initiated everything and I can retain proper representation for my pending divorce.
I would just have to go ahead and put a lawyer on retainer just for this shit. They'll be trying to get me to leave and I'll be singing that Jennifer Holiday joint:
"Aaaannnnd I'm tellllling youuuuu, I'm not going!!!!!"