Things a straight man shouldn't do...

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

I got a chiwawa just like legacies!!!

What kind is he?

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

Chocolate milk. A grown man shouldn't order a chocolate milk for himself. lol Like at Denny's when you go and order your rooty tooty fresh n fruity. You get a chocolate milk with it.

If you and your girl break up, and you have a spa weekend. Do you take your guy friend with you to the spa?

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

Getting married and you're a guy and you drop your name and take your wife's name.

 

[acpboy41]

Me and a friend were discussing my husband and he had alot of -isms. And it got to me to thinking how funny some of them were. and how actually i agreed with alot of them. I know some people will take this the wrong way. Folks are just salty and sensitive that way. But it really is just supposed to be funny. Or provoke some kind of thought, discussion.

Horizontal stripes.

Men shouldnt' have cats.

Silky black socks. Never trust a man wearing silky black socks.

Or birds. Men shouldn't have birds.

Straight men shouldn't sing rnb songs.

take bubble baths by themselves.

Have unneccasary shoes.

Drive brightly colored cars.

men shouldn't wear red or orange or bright colors in general. "Colors are for chlidren, women and prostitutes."

Wear skinny jeans.

wear cologne when you're just going to be around other men. Why are you putting on cologne and it's just supposed to be u and the boys in a fishing lodge...

Dreadlocks, well long hair in general. Braids. Cornrows. Pressed perms.

a straight man shouldn't be watching 106 and Park.

Never drink anything with your pinky held up.

Or drink those fruity wine coolers.

Wear jerseys as clothing and you're not at a sporting event and you're over 30

In a revolving door 2 grown men shouldn't be in the same space inside a revolving door.

And in the bathroom 2 grown men shouldn't stand next to each other at the urinals. If there is space.

No wearing fruity flavored lip gloss. I'm kinda....eh on chapstick. Just because i don't like guys with shiny lips.

no "man bag's" a wallet keys, mint and cellphone all fit into my pockets

no crazy pattern loud ass shirts with shit like dragons, or cartoon characters on them

Add on.

word is bond god. no homo , but 95% of the shit u just said is wrong n inaccurate. gtfoh

 

[big pimp]

Worry about what women in general think of him. Especially those he is not fucking.

That's pretty much it.

*two cents*

^^^

 

[jblaque]

'Men shouldnt' have cats.'

Someone wants to speak to your friend.

Werd!
I had a fuckin' cat!
U stupid bitch!

 

[kwazdog]

What kind is he?

Pear head...


Brown with a lil bit of black and white...

Ignore the fancy car bed, thats not my bidding

 

[BKF]

Some of that is just dumb.

This....

 

[Lucky7s]

Dumbest thread EVAR!

 

[goonie]

A straight shouldn't be concerned about what other men do to determine if they were gay or not.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

Pear head...


Brown with a lil bit of black and white...

Ignore the fancy car bed, thats not my bidding

lol Cute, mine is a short hair, we named him Tigger cuz he just loves to bounce and jump and he's like a freakin superball. And i won't make fun of the bed. lol Mine refuses to sleep in his he likes a pile of towels i've set up for him. I tried everything, the car seat, the doggy bed. He hates them all. He ripped up his doggy bed. He was horrible to train, Hubby wanted to throw him out the window of the moving car so many times. But he kept him. We have 3 rottweilers too but they stay outside mostly. 2 of them weigh 130 - 135 lbs. And 1 can put his paws on my shoulder and look me right in the eye. Gigantic horses!

 

[FIVEFIVE]

So I guess straight men stay ashy, wear baggy jeans, big white tees rock baldies and dont giva fuck for their appearance?

 

[PC Freak]

 

[smoovejazz]

I mean, are these "laws" etched in stone somewhere? Did Congress pass these "man laws"? This list is just plain bullshit...let's leave it at that...

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

2 guys shouldn't ride a motorcycle together.