I know you were "trying" to be funny but, your dude sounds like a homophobe.
She's dykin' herself so that'd be somewhat of an oxymoron.
Worry about what women in general think of him. Especially those he is not fucking.
That's pretty much it.
*two cents*
a straight man shouldn't give a flying rats ass about lists other motherfuckers make up about shit he shouldn't do.
This. ^^^^^^^