Things a straight man shouldn't do...

there are things on this list that are 100% true and I have thought/felt my whole adult life:

- owning cats
- long braids/dreads
- unnecessary shoes

You can't be this stupid.

So every man that owns a cat or has long hair is gay?

So the Egyptians were gay right?

You seriously think every man with with dreads is gay?

Grow up nigga. :lol:
 
These types of threads give me a kick because they show the ignorance of some folks.

Most people's reasons for whatever stem from culture beliefs and that can be isolated to a small community so what one groups think is a behavior indicative of _____ another group may not.

Thee only thing a straight man shouldn't do is to willing have sexual contact with another man.
 
These types of threads give me a kick because they show the ignorance of some folks.

Most people's reasons for whatever stem from culture beliefs and that can be isolated to a small community so what one groups think is a behavior indicative of _____ another group may not.

Thee only thing a straight man shouldn't do is to willing have sexual contact with another man.

Preeettty Much
 
Straight men don't walking around tryin to abide by some arbitrary list that claims to be the 'barometer' of straightness so that other people won't think that he's gay :hmm:
 
lol

A man who is truly heterosexual doesn't even worry about what other people think is gay.

People will try and find a way to say something mundane like laying your clothes out to wear for the next day is gay, too.

Too much silliness.

This.
 
no dis to you op but...

how a group of straight men will follow the lead of a lesbian in calling out things that supposedly gay men do is hilarious to me.
 
got all sorts of shoes, dont walk around with chapped lips and i have fucked A LOT of women, married twice and never been a homo nigga. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
No disrespect, but this is a stupid list...there are women out there who would treat this list as the gospel truth and turn down a straight man for having even one of these qualities, but be with a man who doesn't have any of these qualities and that man would be gay as hell...

This is a problem with many women today...they look at superficial qualities in determining who is a good mate instead of what's inside...

EVERYTHING I do is masculine... including two things I see on this list...

I own TWO cats...so what?

I use bubbles in my bath sometimes (Mr. Motherfuckin' Bubble - don't judge me - at least I don't have a bathtub ring like some of you nasty asses:lol: j/k)...so motherfuckin' what?

Masculinity is a state of mind to me...
 
DAMN I JUST BOUGHT A HUNNID DOLLA HORIZONTAL STRIPE RALPH LAUREN POLO SHIRT..GUESS I BETTER TAKE THAT BITCH BACK:hmm:
 
Only thirsty m'fuckers need to follow that list if they're willing to be led by the nose from women.
That, plus different women like different things. You'd be a damn fool trying to please them all, thus all the more reason to be yourself.
 
Im sorry but long locs on a man is sexy especially when they are neat:cool:

:yes:



I'm mad ya'll is proclaiming this list as engraved law as though it came from all women. What's even more crazy is that ya'll seem to think chick is out of line for the list all together.



Good times. :lol:
 
Some comedian has on Twitter a couple of weeks ago saying stuff like:

REAL MEN don't use lotion.
REAL MEN don't use wipes. They use the roughest paper they can find.
 
Sheeit son. Bubbles in the tub, light a cigar up in that mug while I'm watching the game. Don't care what anybody got to say. Why have a jacuzzi tub in the crib if you not gonna use it. Just stupid.


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You can't be this stupid.

So every man that owns a cat or has long hair is gay?

So the Egyptians were gay right?

You seriously think every man with with dreads is gay?

Grow up nigga. :lol:

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nigga, slap your momma for raising you to be that got damned fucking stupid...

no I don't think every one of these dudes is "GAY"

but all these dudes running around w/dreads ain't natural...i think some dudes like that "body" to their hair like a woman...period.

and a dude w/a cat? nah, not a homosexual - but you may as well frolick around in some panties. :hmm:
 
:confused::confused::confused:

nigga, slap your momma for raising you to be that got damned fucking stupid...

no I don't think every one of these dudes is "GAY"

but all these dudes running around w/dreads ain't natural...i think some dudes like that "body" to their hair like a woman...period.

and a dude w/a cat? nah, not a homosexual - but you may as well frolick around in some panties. :hmm:

So how is dreads like a female?

Can a dude have a bird? A hamster? A ferret?
 
:confused::confused::confused:

nigga, slap your momma for raising you to be that got damned fucking stupid...

no I don't think every one of these dudes is "GAY"

but all these dudes running around w/dreads ain't natural...i think some dudes like that "body" to their hair like a woman...period.

and a dude w/a cat? nah, not a homosexual - but you may as well frolick around in some panties. :hmm:

wow...panties? lol wow. I like your upfrontness though lol. I didn't say anyone was gay. But i really don't dig black males with cats. Or dreds. And the whole "body" thing. lol Never thought of it that way. Isn't the exchange of ideas refreshing?
:lol:
 
Sheeit son. Bubbles in the tub, light a cigar up in that mug while I'm watching the game. Don't care what anybody got to say. Why have a jacuzzi tub in the crib if you not gonna use it. Just stupid.


:lol::lol::dance::dance:

I hear ya Tony!

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