Things a straight man shouldn't do...

MassaQ said:
Thee only thing a straight man shouldn't do is to willing have sexual contact with another man.

There are some silly ass people in this world.:smh::rolleyes:

Dreadlocks....:rolleyes:

FOH with this B/S....

Straight men don't walking around tryin to abide by some arbitrary list that claims to be the 'barometer' of straightness so that other people won't think that he's gay :hmm:

No disrespect, but this is a stupid list...there are women out there who would treat this list as the gospel truth and turn down a straight man for having even one of these qualities, but be with a man who doesn't have any of these qualities and that man would be gay as hell...

This is a problem with many women today...they look at superficial qualities in determining who is a good mate instead of what's inside...

EVERYTHING I do is masculine... including two things I see on this list...

I own TWO cats...so what?

I use bubbles in my bath sometimes (Mr. Motherfuckin' Bubble - don't judge me - at least I don't have a bathtub ring like some of you nasty asses:lol: j/k)...so motherfuckin' what?

Masculinity is a state of mind to me...
basically. :yes:
 
Things a straight man shouldn't do:

1) Listen to some little pussy ass list of shit you shouldn't do - especially if it's made by a woman.
 
Only on BGOL… :lol::lol::lol:

falconry is the "SPORT OF KINGS" :yes:

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If out and about with your buddy at a store, and he has an armful of items, his pants are falling down...because he neglected to wear a belt. A straight male should not help pull his buddies pants up.

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_ And you felt a need to give this advice to a straight man :smh:
 
this shit is like a fish making a list of do's and don'ts for hydrophobic animals ... or a muslim making a list of ways not to BBQ pork chops ... or Sean Bradley making a list of how to block dunks ... or ESPN making a list of the top 10 reasons why Bret Favre sucks ...
 
Sit around and make up lists about things a straight man shouldn't do....:cool: ......Now can someone please close this thread and get back to the titties.:rolleyes: ...I remember titties. Seems like just a thread ago we were staring at tittays.
 
No disrespect, but this is a stupid list...there are women out there who would treat this list as the gospel truth and turn down a straight man for having even one of these qualities, but be with a man who doesn't have any of these qualities and that man would be gay as hell...

C/S....They call it down low for a reason. It's not the guy in the pink polo shirt women have to worry about, its the extra manly one.



So the Egyptians were gay right?

I guess ignorance is bliss. It's a shame that so many people let the western socio-cultural views dictate their preferences:smh:...For example, to say something is wrong with cats is to say a woman can't have a dog, wear a pair of jeans, or a man can't be a fan of Michael Jackson.
 
and i like cats. fuck yall.

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It's a cat- they are easy care pets. Nobody saying have a pink puff pastry colored cat. If it's a mean, brolic looking black cat is that ok? :confused::hmm: I stand by what I said in the last thread. Nothing wrong with a brother having a cat or any well taken care of pet.

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These are my thoughts
Horizontal stripes. [Uhhh, why not?]


Men shouldnt' have cats. [Fuck you. I like cats. Cats are like kids, they are needy at first, but after a few years they basically only need you to feed them and change their litter; cats basically take care of themselves. Cats are cooler than dogs, smarter, cleaner, I could go on and on]

Or birds. Men shouldn't have birds. [My cousin has a cockatoo or something, it was cool as hell, but one of his girlfriends let it fly away]

Straight men shouldn't sing rnb songs. [motherfucker I sing, and I sing pretty good, so I am going to sing. WTF else are straight men going to sing but rnb?]

men shouldn't wear red or orange or bright colors in general. "Colors are for chlidren, women and prostitutes." [now this is just stupid. I like red and I am a Cleveland Browns fan (orange and browns)]


Dreadlocks, well long hair in general. Braids. Cornrows. Pressed perms. [y'all girls know y'all love men with dredds, don't bullshit. I can't speak for the rest of those styles]

a straight man shouldn't be watching 106 and Park.[I don't watch it because it is bullshit, not because it is against some straight guy rule]

Never drink anything with your pinky held up. [fuck you, can't help it]

Or drink those fruity wine coolers.[fuck you, I don't like liquer. I drink for taste, not to get fucked up. I had a bad experience with liquer-got drunk during before having to leave port because of a hurricane in the Navy in '96 and my hangover lasted 4 whole days]


Wear jerseys as clothing and you're not at a sporting event and you're over 30 [Fuck you, I wear what I want and what's comfortable]


Add on.
 
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Here's one...

A straight man should NEVER, EVER get with a Lesbian women and then tell himself it's okay for her to keep sleeping with other women after they are married.

Doing so, makes that man less than a man.

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Here's one...

A straight man should NEVER, EVER get with a Lesbian women and then tell him himself it's okay for her to keep sleeping with other women after they are married.

Doing so, makes that man less than a man.

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:lol::lol::lol:

I swear this Legacy_Infinity chick's sole purpose is to irritate the hell out of us with her ridiculous assumptions which she must obviously get from the she-male she is married to.
 
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I swear this Legacy_Infinity chick's sole purpose is to irritate the hell out of us with her ridiculous assumptions which she must obviously get from the she-male she is married to.

I bet her dude thought he was winning. :lol:
 
I hate it when a dude uses the word "homophobe" to describe a man that does not like anything homosexual. I'm not a homophobic person, I just don't fuckin like gay shit! So to yousss muddafuckas that call somebody a homophobe, you might be gay your own damn selves.

And while we are on that subject, I hate porn that involves two men and one woman. That shit is straight up gay! C'mon son! My shit would be limp in the presence of another. How can you like shit like that? And for dudes who would rather fuck a woman in the ass and leave the pussy untouched......:smh:

Co-to-the-motherfuckin-sign
 
Shouldn't have dreads? Have a cat?

What is wrong with wearing your hair in dreads or having a cat? Also silky black socks? Are argyles in this category?

other than that... carry on with the scheduled bickering
 
Some things on that list were borderline fascism!:rolleyes:

Fuck that! I'll have long as dreads if I like, Im not shucking for the white man who doesn't want to see black hair.



And dammit if I want to wear some teal and fuschia silky argyle socks to match the lamborghini dammit I will!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
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It's a cat- they are easy care pets. Nobody saying have a pink puff pastry colored cat. If it's a mean, brolic looking black cat is that ok? :confused::hmm: I stand by what I said in the last thread. Nothing wrong with a brother having a cat or any well taken care of pet.

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I got a chiwawa just like legacies!!!:D:yes:
 
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