1. A GROWN MAN SHOULD NEVER SAY "HOLD ON FELLAS, I HAVE TO GO PEE......"
Post your top 3 personal man laws. In short, shit a nigga just won't do...period!
1) No drinking alcoholic beverages from a straw.
2) No fruity drinks (frozen daiquiris, etc) unless on the beach vacationing. Can't be doing shots of Patron all day in the sun.
3) Own a cat.
3) Own a cat.
What's wrong w/ owning a cat?
I like to think of mine as a miniature tiger.
1. A GROWN MAN SHOULD NEVER SAY "HOLD ON FELLAS, I HAVE TO GO PEE......"
THIS TYPE OF NIGGA SHOULD GET THAT JAW TAPPED
Here's a few!
1)Never walk over to a guy talking to a chick and say, "Hey Jim how's the wife and kids!
2)Never sit next to a guy on a bus or train, you don't know, when there are nothing but empty seats next to women!
3)Don't pee in the middle urinal, when there are only three and they are all empty! (What are you trying to pull with this? Make sure that the next guy that comes is forced to pee next to you?
4)Never cross your legs like a bitch!
didn't we already do this....
No man shall EVER ride on the back of another man's motorcycle.
4 balls plus 2 wheels does not add up!
The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
You would wait an hour and forty on a dime?...dunno about that my man...
Who been touching your head?DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING HEAD . . . PERIOD. IF YOU TRY TO PET MY HEAD LIKE YOU'RE SONNING ME, I WILL SEND IT UP IMMEDIATELY.
NEVER EVER TOUCH A MANS HEAD! I WILL BREAK YOUR FACE TWICE IN 8 PLACES. MAKE YOU REAL MALLEABLE IN THE HEADQUARTERS. DIG ME?
JG
Who been touching your head?
If you are driving and your boy enters the vehicle, DO NOT pull out the classic Biggie and put in a Luther CD.
You my boy E, but I can't fuck with you no more after that shit . I don't want to ride with yo ass for 30 minutes listening to love songs, I got my own damn car, we can just meet up at the spot next time.
AND
NEVER hug another man "low"
See that look on Dubya's face? JUST DON'T DO IT!!
A cat I went to school with hugged me low like that at my MOTHER'S FUNERAL and it was disturbing enough for me to pause my mourning and wrestle his ass loose from my damn waste.
If you ain't down with the "shake hands and give a back pound" move (the absolute MOST two men should ever do when showing "affection"), then just give me a firm handshake and a pat on the shoulder.