The official POST YOUR PERSONAL MAN LAW thread...
- Thread starter Paradoxx
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this thread is stupid even though i do agree with number 2
1. A GROWN MAN SHOULD NEVER SAY "HOLD ON FELLAS, I HAVE TO GO PEE......"
THIS TYPE OF NIGGA SHOULD GET THAT JAW TAPPED
THIS TYPE OF NIGGA SHOULD GET THAT JAW TAPPED
1) NEVER lie on your dick
2) never handcuff a hoe
3) the pussy is only yours when you in it
4) never fuck the homies girl unless she's a toss up & he
knows about it.
5) never try to get @ another man because your girl, wife, or
jump off willing gave up the pussy.........
6) Never chase a bitch... choose the ones that choose you.......
2) never handcuff a hoe
3) the pussy is only yours when you in it
4) never fuck the homies girl unless she's a toss up & he
knows about it.
5) never try to get @ another man because your girl, wife, or
jump off willing gave up the pussy.........
6) Never chase a bitch... choose the ones that choose you.......
Post your top 3 personal man laws. In short, shit a nigga just won't do...period!
1) No drinking alcoholic beverages from a straw.
2) No fruity drinks (frozen daiquiris, etc) unless on the beach vacationing. Can't be doing shots of Patron all day in the sun.
3) Own a cat.
whats the deal wit cats????
1. Pay your debts, your reputation goes with it.
2. Know your limits. That goes for alcohol, being flashy or anything else.
3. Learn to say no and mean it.
that's all for now...
Oh yeah...
4. Don't snitch to bitches you know that their homegrown is on BGOL!
2. Know your limits. That goes for alcohol, being flashy or anything else.
3. Learn to say no and mean it.
that's all for now...
Oh yeah...
4. Don't snitch to bitches you know that their homegrown is on BGOL!
3) Own a cat.
What's wrong w/ owning a cat?
I like to think of mine as a miniature tiger.
What's wrong w/ owning a cat?
I like to think of mine as a miniature tiger.
MAN LAW #2 - NEVER REPEAT THIS STATEMENT.... EVER IN LIFE
FTP
Here's a few!
1)Never walk over to a guy talking to a chick and say, "Hey Jim how's the wife and kids!
2)Never sit next to a guy on a bus or train, you don't know, when there are nothing but empty seats next to women!
3)Don't pee in the middle urinal, when there are only three and they are all empty! (What are you trying to pull with this? Make sure that the next guy that comes is forced to pee next to you?
4)Never cross your legs like a bitch!
1)Never walk over to a guy talking to a chick and say, "Hey Jim how's the wife and kids!
2)Never sit next to a guy on a bus or train, you don't know, when there are nothing but empty seats next to women!
3)Don't pee in the middle urinal, when there are only three and they are all empty! (What are you trying to pull with this? Make sure that the next guy that comes is forced to pee next to you?
4)Never cross your legs like a bitch!
c/s
1) no two men shud ever have an awkward silence on the phone
1) no two men shud ever have an awkward silence on the phone
Couple I got from somewhere else that I agree with:
No man shall ever turn down free beer because "its not their brand."
No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.
The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
No man shall ever turn down free beer because "its not their brand."
No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.
The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
No man shall EVER ride on the back of another man's motorcycle.
4 balls plus 2 wheels does not add up!
damn you stole mine!!!
co-sign though......
You would wait an hour and forty on a dime?...dunno about that my man...
DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING HEAD . . . PERIOD. IF YOU TRY TO PET MY HEAD LIKE YOU'RE SONNING ME, I WILL SEND IT UP IMMEDIATELY.
NEVER EVER TOUCH A MANS HEAD! I WILL BREAK YOUR FACE TWICE IN 8 PLACES. MAKE YOU REAL MALLEABLE IN THE HEADQUARTERS. DIG ME?
JG
NEVER EVER TOUCH A MANS HEAD! I WILL BREAK YOUR FACE TWICE IN 8 PLACES. MAKE YOU REAL MALLEABLE IN THE HEADQUARTERS. DIG ME?
JG
LMAO nall I wouldnt actually, I aint even really peep that part. I was just looking at the waiting 5-6 mins for my guys part.
Niggas who be taking hella long to hit the club or somethin and dont have a ride get left
Who been touching your head?
Nobody since the early 20's. That dude tried to give me the ol' patronizing pat on the head, and that shit rubbed me the wrong way, because you PET pets. It's a form of disrespect on the low.
Put it this way, he knows now that that is a man-law.
JG
1. Fuck the 3rd party shit. Man the fuck up and say what's on ya mind.
2. If you love the bitch, say so, don't pretend you don't, then act like some bitch, cause somebody else fuckin her
3. Learn to keep secrets. Nigga you on my team, we went and fucked these hoes, you married, none of my business, only you know what you need to keep ya head together !
4. Say it with me with a straight face " I don't know ", YEAH NIGGA YOU KNOW, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL HER THAT SHIT, DAMN HOLD ME DOWN, DON'T LET ME DROWN !
2. If you love the bitch, say so, don't pretend you don't, then act like some bitch, cause somebody else fuckin her
3. Learn to keep secrets. Nigga you on my team, we went and fucked these hoes, you married, none of my business, only you know what you need to keep ya head together !
4. Say it with me with a straight face " I don't know ", YEAH NIGGA YOU KNOW, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL HER THAT SHIT, DAMN HOLD ME DOWN, DON'T LET ME DROWN !
No matter what dont ever let other people dictate who you are as a person.
Always let your actions speak louder than your words.
At no time should there ever be any reason for me to be in the same room with another mans naked dick.
Always let your actions speak louder than your words.
At no time should there ever be any reason for me to be in the same room with another mans naked dick.
If you are driving and your boy enters the vehicle, DO NOT pull out the classic Biggie and put in a Luther CD.
You my boy E, but I can't fuck with you no more after that shit. I don't want to ride with yo ass for 30 minutes listening to love songs, I got my own damn car, we can just meet up at the spot next time.
AND
NEVER hug another man "low"
See that look on Dubya's face? JUST DON'T DO IT!!
A cat I went to school with hugged me low like that at my MOTHER'S FUNERAL and it was disturbing enough for me to pause my mourning and wrestle his ass loose from my damn waste.
If you ain't down with the "shake hands and give a back pound" move (the absolute MOST two men should ever do when showing "affection"), then just give me a firm handshake and a pat on the shoulder.
You my boy E, but I can't fuck with you no more after that shit
. I don't want to ride with yo ass for 30 minutes listening to love songs, I got my own damn car, we can just meet up at the spot next time.AND
NEVER hug another man "low"
See that look on Dubya's face? JUST DON'T DO IT!!
A cat I went to school with hugged me low like that at my MOTHER'S FUNERAL and it was disturbing enough for me to pause my mourning and wrestle his ass loose from my damn waste.
If you ain't down with the "shake hands and give a back pound" move (the absolute MOST two men should ever do when showing "affection"), then just give me a firm handshake and a pat on the shoulder.
If you are driving and your boy enters the vehicle, DO NOT pull out the classic Biggie and put in a Luther CD.
You my boy E, but I can't fuck with you no more after that shit
AND
NEVER hug another man "low"
See that look on Dubya's face? JUST DON'T DO IT!!
A cat I went to school with hugged me low like that at my MOTHER'S FUNERAL and it was disturbing enough for me to pause my mourning and wrestle his ass loose from my damn waste.
If you ain't down with the "shake hands and give a back pound" move (the absolute MOST two men should ever do when showing "affection"), then just give me a firm handshake and a pat on the shoulder.
If his arms weren't nubs, he'd be palming that ass!!!
Don't kiss other men on the cheek. I don't give a fuck if you did just get back from Europe or some shit, WE DON'T DO THAT HERE!!!!
Only exception is father/grandfather to son/grandson. I don't even really need to see brothers doing that shit unless one brother just got fished out the ocean floating on an empty beer keg after being missing for 8 weeks.
Only exception is father/grandfather to son/grandson. I don't even really need to see brothers doing that shit unless one brother just got fished out the ocean floating on an empty beer keg after being missing for 8 weeks.
there was a classic thread on sohh on this topic so imma make this thread fun and post some shit from there
Under no circumstance are you to create complications for another brethren to get puzzy. Furthermore, you must not get offended by being flat-left by a compadre during a coochie conquest – such actions are not acceptable. The “we arrive together, we stay together, we leave together” rule only applies to women.
C0ck-blocking is punishable to the fullest extent of MAN LAW - Where applicable you must find an alternative means of transportation, avoid eye contact with friend and refrain from contacting them at least 14.5 hours.
Under no circumstance are you to create complications for another brethren to get puzzy. Furthermore, you must not get offended by being flat-left by a compadre during a coochie conquest – such actions are not acceptable. The “we arrive together, we stay together, we leave together” rule only applies to women.
C0ck-blocking is punishable to the fullest extent of MAN LAW - Where applicable you must find an alternative means of transportation, avoid eye contact with friend and refrain from contacting them at least 14.5 hours.