THE LAST AIRBENDER aka Avatar: The Live-Action Film (The Rocky Review)

Rocky Miavia

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NOTE:1st and foremost, motherfuck James Cameron for taking the Avatar name for his last film! THIS is the real Avatar, The Last Airbender! And now on the business of reviewing... :D


The Last Airbender is a good example of how well animation can be translated into live-action...IF you're a fan!

by
Rocky Miavia


Year ago I found myself hooked on an animated TV series on Nickelodeon. Yes, that channel for kids. Avatar: The Last Airbender grew to become one of the most popular animated series on American TV across a range of age groups. It's a no-brainer that said series would eventually get the Hollywood live-action treatment. Controversial, hit-or-miss director, M. Night Shyamalan's name on the product became a quick source of dismay and woe amongst Avatar fans. Rest assured fanboys, Shymalan has delivered a faithful, yet heavily condensed, translation of the Book One: Water chapter to the big screen. When you see a movie like this begin with the same intro sequence as the cartoon it's usually a good sign that it wasn't Hollyweirded (not a real word) up too bad. And yes, Appa the flying bison is also in the film as is the Monkeybat named Momo. You can put those pitchforks and torches down now.

For those who never saw the animated series, The Last Airbender is about a powerful young boy named Aang that has been found frozen in ice for 100 years and just so happens to be the Avatar. The Avatar is a constantly reincarnated being who has control over the world's four elements: air, water, earth, and fire. His or her purpose is to keep the world and it's four elemental based nations in balance. But since Aang's 100 year slumber the fire nation has incited a war on all other nations and killed or enslaved anyone who bends the other 3 elements. And though the fire nation is running things, they are searching for the whereabouts of the long lost Avatar. Especially the obsessive Fire Lord's scarred son, banished Prince Zuuko. Aang and his discoverers turned companions, Sokka and Katara, flee from the fire nation in a quest to teach their Avatar the art of bending the water element. To say that this movie compresses a lot of the animated show's first season is an understatement.

One of the points of contention I've seen frequently up to the release of The Last Airbender is regarding the casting. There have been complaints about their being too many white actors in a film based on a cartoon that embranced multiple ethnicities. The live-action film is no different as the cast is very multi-racial. Dev Patel, formerly of Slumdog Millionaire, is cast as Prince Zuuko. Noa Ringer plays Aang, Damon Gupton portrays Monk Gyatsu, and the rest of the cast is a variation of other races with only a handful of caucasians. Given Hollywood's usual, total white-washing of movies this should please most here.

As previously stated, this movie translates the animated show to live-action and heavily condenses the 1st season of the show into a one hour and forty-three minute movie. This is the one thing that might have been a mistake. In today's world of two and a half to three hour movies why not just extend the running time and flesh out the story a bit better. For those not familiar with the show and its plot, this movie may be very confusing at times. The pacing is good, but honestly a lot just seems to happen way too fast and the moviegoer is expected to fill in some of the gaps from the TV show's content. Yes, the movie is that accurate to the show's plot with a few minor tweaks here and there to keep things moving and condense the plot more.

The Last Airbender is either going to make you happy to be a fan of the show or make you hate M. Night Shyamalan even more. If you're a fan of the show you probably will be okay with this movie. If not a fan, this might be a pass for you. As a fan, I liked it and can't wait to see Book Two: Earth get translated to live-action. Granted, Noah Ringer needs to work on his acting a bit more the next time around as should Jackson Rathbone who played Sokka. Dev Patel as Zuuko was perfect and easily the best casting choice of the whole film. Honestly, everyone who played a major fire nation character was great in their role. Once again, this movie should've been at least another thirty minutes longer to help flesh it out better. But if you're a big fan of the Avatar cartoon then give The Last Airbender a peek. Non-fans, take in a cheap matinee showing.


FINAL NOTE: Seychelle Gabriel (Princess Yue) is fine as hell and I wants some of that Mexican/Italian pussy!
 
Come on Rocky - Instead of showing us how WELL YOU WRITE. Get to the point - DOES THIS MOVIE SUCK?

I read your review and I still ain't convinced that you liked it.
 
I Literally JUST CAME FROM SEEING THIS MOVIE..............









IT IS FUCKING TERRIBLE!


I'm not even gonna call that shit 3D. It is by FAR THE WORST "3D" MOVIE I HAVE SEEN TO DATE! The 3D coming attractions were better looking than the movie! Colors are washed, bland and sometimes just drab looking. It was obviously converted or rushed or just plain done wrong.


DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS SHITTY MOVIE.........






Glad "you" liked though it Rocky. :lol:
 
DBZ part 2 .. fuck HWood, M Night Wack-a-lacka, and the rest for whitewashing this movie.

They get what they deserve.
 
I liked it. I went with my little sisters and enjoyed it.
Same here, I went with my nephew.
The both of us had already seen the whole cartoon series it was based on.
It did a good job of recreating the Book 1 chapter of the series.
For anyone who says they didn't like it whether they saw the series it was based on or not... to each their own.
 
I agree the movie should have been longer and more time should have been taken to flesh it out.

All the elements that made the cartoon great were not translated to the movie. All of the fun, humor, drama, suspense and passion were gone. It left the movie feeling really dry and stale.

The enemies had more screen time and lines than the heroes. I never felt a connection with them (the heroes) and thus never found myself rooting for them in any way. That's a big miss.

I think if you're a fan of the cartoon you are not going to like this movie. Things were changed and rushed to much. I've said it before, if you're a fan of the cartoon DO NOT GO SEE THIS MOVIE!

If you're not a fan you may be able to sit through it. Just because of the intrigue. However, if you know M. Night's track record you kind of know what to expect. A great looking trailer (that contains all the action scenes) and a flat movie.
 
Ya I'm not a fan of the kindergarten mentality up in here

And Im not a fan of the nut hugging mentality up in here.

Because he's another one of these dumb fags who just comes into threads to hate like it's so cool.

Nah nigga, there are just like 10 threads on this fucking movie. You could have posted your shitty review in one of those. You posted this shit like you were the first to see this shit or something. Then had the nerve to put "Rocky Review" in the title like anyone cares. A repost is a repost nigga. :hmm:
 
Well from everything I've read, I'm not going to go to the theater to see it. Like a lot of people here, I'll just download it when it becomes available. If you see a movie for free, there's really not too much to complain about. If it sucks, it sucks but you can't be too upset.

Seriously though, if you screw up the main character's name, then it's not a good look.
 
After seeing those nerd fans talk about the movie in that youtube clip, and noticing that "grown men" are watching cartoons, I take back what I said about our country, that, in fact we are a nation of fat turds that deserve the ridicule we get from the rest of the world.. We used to be a nation of thinkers, now we just get fat watching a cartoon, then bitching about a movie that wasn't like the cartoon, lol... I need sum asprin.....hahaha.....

Oh yea, and fuck the movie too..... lol
 
After seeing those nerd fans talk about the movie in that youtube clip, and noticing that "grown men" are watching cartoons, I take back what I said about our country, that, in fact we are a nation of fat turds that deserve the ridicule we get from the rest of the world.. We used to be a nation of thinkers, now we just get fat watching a cartoon, then bitching about a movie that wasn't like the cartoon, lol... I need sum asprin.....hahaha.....

Oh yea, and fuck the movie too..... lol

You do know that cartoons was originally for adults right :confused:
 
After seeing those nerd fans talk about the movie in that youtube clip, and noticing that "grown men" are watching cartoons, I take back what I said about our country, that, in fact we are a nation of fat turds that deserve the ridicule we get from the rest of the world.. We used to be a nation of thinkers, now we just get fat watching a cartoon, then bitching about a movie that wasn't like the cartoon, lol... I need sum asprin.....hahaha.....

Oh yea, and fuck the movie too..... lol
How bout you shut yo ass up
 
:yes: Truth. Cartoons back in the day were made for adults. They were used to make adults feel happy during the great depression and WWII.
The Flintstones was the first cartoon showing in primetime I believe. And it was the first time I saw a pregnant cartoon character. So yeah, fuck these idiots who think what THEY LIKE dictates what other grown men should be doing.:hmm:
 
After seeing those nerd fans talk about the movie in that youtube clip, and noticing that "grown men" are watching cartoons, I take back what I said about our country, that, in fact we are a nation of fat turds that deserve the ridicule we get from the rest of the world.. We used to be a nation of thinkers, now we just get fat watching a cartoon, then bitching about a movie that wasn't like the cartoon, lol... I need sum asprin.....hahaha.....

Oh yea, and fuck the movie too..... lol

:lol:

Seriously have you watched or read any thing about avatar the last air bender.

That show has enough material on philosophy, art, world culture and history, war tactics, love, hate, the mentally ill and/or the psychotic, self defense, and nationality, amongst other subjects to start a decent college course on the show.

:yes:
Show is fire. If you haven't watched it you should give it a try.
 
The Last Airbender is either going to make you happy to be a fan of the show or make you hate M. Night Shyamalan even more. If you're a fan of the show you probably will be okay with this movie. If not a fan, this might be a pass for you. As a fan, I liked it.

Adrian asked me to ask you for the link to this movie that you like so well Rocky.
 
i saw that garbage of a movie.
lol @ watching a 3d movie without even the need for 3d glasses, that's how atrocious it was.
if someone handed me a bluray of that movie, i would simply decline the offer.
 
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