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This is true!
I just learned this this month. I am talking to this girl that I knew as a homie for some time. After about two years we started fucking. She cut me off from the pussy for like 4 months then we got it poppin again in dec.
Well, I booked a trip with the fellas to Sosua to fuck with some hoes. I been before and told her about everything, we were just friends back then. I told her about the trip about the time we started back up and she was upset and asked me not to go but I was like everything is already paid for.
I went and did my thing and upon returning she wanted to know everything. I mean everything like how many hoes did i fuck, how did i fuck them, did they do anything new. With that said, I thought she was done, but she's not. Matter of fact she down a bit more for me. This shit is weird, but I'm keeping it 100 for now on.
Alright my turn!
Lessons I learned from bartending
1. When you take a swig of liquor, let if get under your tongue for a few seconds. The alcohol gets in your system quicker and you feel the effects quicker. This will save you some dough if you spend a lot at the bar.
2. When making drinks for chicks always make the drink with a carbonated beverage (coke, sprite, ginger ale, etc..) fill at least 25% of the glass with a carbonated drink. The carbonation mixes well with liquor and gets into the system quicker.
3. Ever fucked with a chick that will only have "just one drink?" Well add a teaspoon-tablespoon of lime or lemon juice to the drink. These citrus juices cuts the taste of of alcohol by half, meaning you can give her twice the liquor you had originally planned. This is why any hunch punch will have at least a 16 oz bottle of citrus juice. And these bitches always wonder why they cant taste the liquor.
4. Invest in straws and always serve women a drink with a straw. Your taste buds that receive the bitter taste of liquor are most receptive in the front. When drinking with a straw the liquor builds up in the back of your mouth and you are less receptive to the negative taste. Women have smaller mouths and generally drink less so they are less inclined to sip a mouthful through the straw. They next thing you know, she'll be telling you that the drink you made her was weak and ask for another. She'll be drunk in no time.
5. If you want to fuck and are meeting a chick for drinks do the following things in things:
-Get there first, have a seat at the bar and strike up a convo with the bartender
-Let the bartender know what you are on. It may be awkward telling a stranger that you're trying to fuck, but trust me, bartenders have seen it all
-Order one drink and tip the bartender an additional $20 ($26 dollars for a six dollar drink). This is unspoken but the bartender (male or female) will get the picture. When your guest arrives the bartender will make her really strong drinks, yet the liquor will be disguised. Your drinks will be regular or even slightly weak, your guest will be drunk off her ass and you'll be in the door.
Other shit!!
1. Never complain about bad service to the waiter or short tip them. This is not an effective way to handle a wack waiter or waitress. If you have a negative service experience, upon leaving, ask the hostess to speak privately with the manager.
Tell the manager that you had a negative service experience. The manager will appreciate this for several reasons. First, they can correct the issue with the server. Secondly, the restaurant industry is suffering and they do not want to risk losing a customer. Third, the private nature of the conversation let's them know that you are interested in the success of their establishment.
They will always reply in one of the following ways:
-Comp your bill by at least 25% and in many instances give you your meal for free
-Offer you a free entree upon your next visit
-Offer you a free appetizer or dessert upon your next visit
You win because you don't have to worry about getting negative service on your next visit. The bad server would have received additional training and will be better and third you get some free shit.
2. Always flirt with females in the service industry or retail. This will stretch your money a long way. Be subtle yet obvious (no thirsty shit). I cannot tell how many 10% discounts or or inside info I've been put onto while being extra "friendly."
3. No matter the rate on your auto loan, you can always re-finance for a much lower rate. Those with bad credit shopping for a car will always be given at least 20% interest. The finance manager will say, "This is the only loan that I could find for you and I had to do a favor in order to get it." Bullshit! They get extra dough to get people into high interest loans and will not search for a lower rate.
If this ever happens, tell them you'll need 1k off of the price to accept this car with this loan. As soon as you get home, go online and refi the auto loan. I've seen people with with 23% loans get a 5.5% re-fi online saving them $300 a month. You'd have saved a stack and gotten a better rate.
I hope these help!
Lessons I learned from bartending
1. When you take a swig of liquor, let if get under your tongue for a few seconds. The alcohol gets in your system quicker and you feel the effects quicker. This will save you some dough if you spend a lot at the bar.
2. When making drinks for chicks always make the drink with a carbonated beverage (coke, sprite, ginger ale, etc..) fill at least 25% of the glass with a carbonated drink. The carbonation mixes well with liquor and gets into the system quicker.
3. Ever fucked with a chick that will only have "just one drink?" Well add a teaspoon-tablespoon of lime or lemon juice to the drink. These citrus juices cuts the taste of of alcohol by half, meaning you can give her twice the liquor you had originally planned. This is why any hunch punch will have at least a 16 oz bottle of citrus juice. And these bitches always wonder why they cant taste the liquor.
4. Invest in straws and always serve women a drink with a straw. Your taste buds that receive the bitter taste of liquor are most receptive in the front. When drinking with a straw the liquor builds up in the back of your mouth and you are less receptive to the negative taste. Women have smaller mouths and generally drink less so they are less inclined to sip a mouthful through the straw. They next thing you know, she'll be telling you that the drink you made her was weak and ask for another. She'll be drunk in no time.
5. If you want to fuck and are meeting a chick for drinks do the following things in things:
-Get there first, have a seat at the bar and strike up a convo with the bartender
-Let the bartender know what you are on. It may be awkward telling a stranger that you're trying to fuck, but trust me, bartenders have seen it all
-Order one drink and tip the bartender an additional $20 ($26 dollars for a six dollar drink). This is unspoken but the bartender (male or female) will get the picture. When your guest arrives the bartender will make her really strong drinks, yet the liquor will be disguised. Your drinks will be regular or even slightly weak, your guest will be drunk off her ass and you'll be in the door.
Other shit!!
1. Never complain about bad service to the waiter or short tip them. This is not an effective way to handle a wack waiter or waitress. If you have a negative service experience, upon leaving, ask the hostess to speak privately with the manager.
Tell the manager that you had a negative service experience. The manager will appreciate this for several reasons. First, they can correct the issue with the server. Secondly, the restaurant industry is suffering and they do not want to risk losing a customer. Third, the private nature of the conversation let's them know that you are interested in the success of their establishment.
They will always reply in one of the following ways:
-Comp your bill by at least 25% and in many instances give you your meal for free
-Offer you a free entree upon your next visit
-Offer you a free appetizer or dessert upon your next visit
You win because you don't have to worry about getting negative service on your next visit. The bad server would have received additional training and will be better and third you get some free shit.
2. Always flirt with females in the service industry or retail. This will stretch your money a long way. Be subtle yet obvious (no thirsty shit). I cannot tell how many 10% discounts or or inside info I've been put onto while being extra "friendly."
3. No matter the rate on your auto loan, you can always re-finance for a much lower rate. Those with bad credit shopping for a car will always be given at least 20% interest. The finance manager will say, "This is the only loan that I could find for you and I had to do a favor in order to get it." Bullshit! They get extra dough to get people into high interest loans and will not search for a lower rate.
If this ever happens, tell them you'll need 1k off of the price to accept this car with this loan. As soon as you get home, go online and refi the auto loan. I've seen people with with 23% loans get a 5.5% re-fi online saving them $300 a month. You'd have saved a stack and gotten a better rate.
I hope these help!
When looking to quickly game a gold digger, remember to get or keep a Tiffany box of various sizes and get trinkets from the flea mall which resemble the real thing and place it in there... the delivery is all which is needed to cement the deal.
For an example, Tiffany's vases and silverware are similar to the costume jewelry and trinkets you could pick up in Roses or Walgreens...
I'm just saying.
For an example, Tiffany's vases and silverware are similar to the costume jewelry and trinkets you could pick up in Roses or Walgreens...
I'm just saying.
Hmmm ... I wonder if this works on any kind of loan. (Especially houses)
Ok, two cents...
always use a soft toothbrush. Dentist says the med/hard are too harsh. Don't ask me y they make them..
To wake up the same time everyday, say outloud before you go to sleep, i want to wake up this time. For a week go to bed early and 8-9 hrs a sleep.
Bartering is always an option
Instead of making your business to serve "everyman", imagine your customer and sell to them only. It's how you develop your brand.
Call your mother everyday (still working on this one)
If your girl is on her monthly, and you proceed...it might be better with the tampon in. Otherwise if she gets in the bath for 15 minutes it'll stop long enough for her to get wet.
Cook with lots of water/liquid...hard to burn shit and thick meats cook quicker.
If you can't sleep, learn how to lucid dream. When you begin to induce them, you'll drift right off.
Clean your one-hitter with the big incense stick.
that list seems random and shit, lol
always use a soft toothbrush. Dentist says the med/hard are too harsh. Don't ask me y they make them..
To wake up the same time everyday, say outloud before you go to sleep, i want to wake up this time. For a week go to bed early and 8-9 hrs a sleep.
Bartering is always an option
Instead of making your business to serve "everyman", imagine your customer and sell to them only. It's how you develop your brand.
Call your mother everyday (still working on this one)
If your girl is on her monthly, and you proceed...it might be better with the tampon in. Otherwise if she gets in the bath for 15 minutes it'll stop long enough for her to get wet.
Cook with lots of water/liquid...hard to burn shit and thick meats cook quicker.
If you can't sleep, learn how to lucid dream. When you begin to induce them, you'll drift right off.
Clean your one-hitter with the big incense stick.
that list seems random and shit, lol
Wash, fresh lemon Juice, then wash again takes the smell of an ass out of ur ass. Lotion and keep it moving. Ur girl will gladly ice cube U. LOL
# Start a business ... any business ... you'll eventually learn to become an profitable entrepreneur
# Tell the truth as much as possible ... lying is usually unnecessary and gets too complicated and stressful ... what are you afraid of anyways?
# Talk to yourself more ... and be sure to tell yourself you love yourself when you need to
# Jealousy and anger are wasted emotions it is natural to feel but don't make them get you out of character
# Nothing lasts forever, not even you, so just sit back and enjoy the show!
# Tell the truth as much as possible ... lying is usually unnecessary and gets too complicated and stressful ... what are you afraid of anyways?
# Talk to yourself more ... and be sure to tell yourself you love yourself when you need to
# Jealousy and anger are wasted emotions it is natural to feel but don't make them get you out of character
# Nothing lasts forever, not even you, so just sit back and enjoy the show!
No matter how much or how little you make,get a decent tax preparer. People will rejoice about a $200 raise,but ignore ways to save an extra couple thousand from the IRS.
figure out what your learning style is (take the quick online test) it's not only helpful for students but it's obviously a good look to be known as the one who "picks up" on things quickly.
resist joining in when people are complaining about other people especially at work. Let them talk and remember Life is like an interrogation "everything you say can and will be held against you"
set aside at least a half hour a day to meditate, reflect or whatever you want to call it. Think about the recent decisions you have made and what the results were. No one has ever been worse off for being more introspective.
wear the same cologne everytime you interact with a chick that you are dating. she will associate the smell with you.
when trying to persuade someone or manipulate them use as many positively affirm-able statements as possible. even when it's off topic say statements that make them say yes to get them in the habit of saying yes and subtly nod your head yes while talking
resist joining in when people are complaining about other people especially at work. Let them talk and remember Life is like an interrogation "everything you say can and will be held against you"
set aside at least a half hour a day to meditate, reflect or whatever you want to call it. Think about the recent decisions you have made and what the results were. No one has ever been worse off for being more introspective.
wear the same cologne everytime you interact with a chick that you are dating. she will associate the smell with you.
when trying to persuade someone or manipulate them use as many positively affirm-able statements as possible. even when it's off topic say statements that make them say yes to get them in the habit of saying yes and subtly nod your head yes while talking
really helpful props bruh,
I will add my 2 cents
don't try and take medicine for every ailment, things that happen in your body are happening in your body for a reason like fever (denatures proteins of most bacteria) coughing (removes un wanted pathogens from lungs and throat) same for sneezing, diarrhea is to remove things from your intestine asap so you should not stop that process.
Over stretching leads to pulls your better off just doing a light warm up lap before you do anything athletic
Brining your meat will keep it moist during cooking processes
instead of paying to get your taxes done their are most centers that offer this service for free and they have been taught by the IRS to do your taxes properly and if i remember right the most the centers can do is ask for a donation because they received training from the government but I am correct on the whole center thing because my mom works for the IRS and that is actually apart of her job going to these sites and making sure they are following government compliance.
Never toil struggle or over work on something you can easily pay someone to do. thats why you make money so you don't have to do things that someone is probably a little more experienced in can do for you, its one thing to be cheap its another thing to waste your time.
It cost nothing to be informed read up things that are in your house or garage so you will know if someone is ripping you off by over charging you for a part or telling you multiple things are wrong and in reality if one of those items are broke the other should not or is not even in the same area.
And finally that label that is on the sleeve of your favorite sports coat, blazer, suit or pea coat is not suppose to be there after you purchase it have the shop that you purchase it from remove it ( I hate seeing that on someones dress clothes)
I will add my 2 cents
don't try and take medicine for every ailment, things that happen in your body are happening in your body for a reason like fever (denatures proteins of most bacteria) coughing (removes un wanted pathogens from lungs and throat) same for sneezing, diarrhea is to remove things from your intestine asap so you should not stop that process.
Over stretching leads to pulls your better off just doing a light warm up lap before you do anything athletic
Brining your meat will keep it moist during cooking processes
instead of paying to get your taxes done their are most centers that offer this service for free and they have been taught by the IRS to do your taxes properly and if i remember right the most the centers can do is ask for a donation because they received training from the government but I am correct on the whole center thing because my mom works for the IRS and that is actually apart of her job going to these sites and making sure they are following government compliance.
Never toil struggle or over work on something you can easily pay someone to do. thats why you make money so you don't have to do things that someone is probably a little more experienced in can do for you, its one thing to be cheap its another thing to waste your time.
It cost nothing to be informed read up things that are in your house or garage so you will know if someone is ripping you off by over charging you for a part or telling you multiple things are wrong and in reality if one of those items are broke the other should not or is not even in the same area.
And finally that label that is on the sleeve of your favorite sports coat, blazer, suit or pea coat is not suppose to be there after you purchase it have the shop that you purchase it from remove it ( I hate seeing that on someones dress clothes)
This is so important and natural to me. It's amazing how many people don't take the time out to do this. They keep making the same mistakes over and over again and i think this helps to avoid that!
man you just dropped some straight gems. preciate it. specially about the meditation.
I got to get better at this. I went to a shop and a guy straight up lied to me saying I had all these problems that would cost $300. I decline the service went to the dealership the next day they told me my car was running great.
This may help too got it from this board gives you an estimate on the repair cost for your car.
http://repairpal.com/
the actual order is sometimes, always, never
# Start a business ... any business ... you'll eventually learn to become an profitable entrepreneur
# Tell the truth as much as possible ... lying is usually unnecessary and gets too complicated and stressful ... what are you afraid of anyways?
# Talk to yourself more ... and be sure to tell yourself you love yourself when you need to
# Jealousy and anger are wasted emotions it is natural to feel but don't make them get you out of character
# Nothing lasts forever, not even you, so just sit back and enjoy the show!
props
I looked this up the other day and it seems to be mixed reviews on this order. Before posting the info I got I just wanted to check it out and started reading the order you posted. Guess I should of held back.
it has some historical significance but it really applies more to a well fitting suit...if you're doing the steve harvey's...button that top, you need the support for that long ass jacket
Damn. Cot damn fail. Its brutal on here.
Anyway last one :
Close your fucking toilet lid when flushing. Watching Dr. Oz and it show all the shit flying out when flushed and gets all over your toothbrush and shit.
Yep. Read that years ago.
It's the reason I no longer keep my toothbrush in the bathroom...
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If you want a fat burner that works and was banned Epherdra go to a chinese herbal shop and buy Ma Huang. Ma huang is ephedra the best fat burner on the planet. If you buy from a chinese herbal shop it just looks like a bunch of dried twigs but works miracles in thermogenic fat loss , it's also very cheap
You got something for the 360?
Nope man only have PS3 so I never checked for the 360 like that. Hopefully someone on here knows.
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