The FUK YOU Thread
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FUCK YOU to the dude who was in the bathroom a few minutes ago DROPPING BOMBS!!! DAMN, I don't know or care who that was, but what I do know that he should never eat whatever caused him to blow it up like that again in life. I stood at the urinal holding my damn breath with my eyes close because it stunk so bad. When I was done I quickly splashed some water on my hands, grabbed a paper towel and got the fuck outta Dodge...
...I walked down the hall with the screw face. I know sometimes we have emergencies and need to handle biz, but fuck all that. That bathroom is going to stink for a while after that. Nasty motha fucka...FUCK YOU!!!
...I walked down the hall with the screw face. I know sometimes we have emergencies and need to handle biz, but fuck all that. That bathroom is going to stink for a while after that. Nasty motha fucka...FUCK YOU!!!
^^^^
Courtesy flushes people...
After sleeping on it and realizing I was still upset I wanna say fuck you to a certain somebody in my life who doesn't appreciate the things people try to do to help you.
I don't give a flying fuck if you don't have the damn internet; I don't care if your moms uses your car. You got fucking bills to pay and waiting for a fucking phone call is not gonna get you a damn job. Help your damn self and move weight bitch.
I still love you though.
Courtesy flushes people...
After sleeping on it and realizing I was still upset I wanna say fuck you to a certain somebody in my life who doesn't appreciate the things people try to do to help you.
I don't give a flying fuck if you don't have the damn internet; I don't care if your moms uses your car. You got fucking bills to pay and waiting for a fucking phone call is not gonna get you a damn job. Help your damn self and move weight bitch.
I still love you though.
LoneStar29
Banned
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
to all the mothafuckas who mistake my kindness for weakness and try to take advantage of my shit then act all brand new when I call 'em out on it FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Oh that felt good
to all the mothafuckas who mistake my kindness for weakness and try to take advantage of my shit then act all brand new when I call 'em out on it FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOh that felt good
FUKKKKKKKK YYYOOOOOUUUUUUU
To this fat bitch looking like Miss Piggy trying to e-threat someone. I have been laughing my ass off for the past hour at the shit she has wrote. You couldn't fuck with me on your worst day,sorry. But,let me continue to laugh
To this fat bitch looking like Miss Piggy trying to e-threat someone. I have been laughing my ass off for the past hour at the shit she has wrote. You couldn't fuck with me on your worst day,sorry. But,let me continue to laugh
FUCK YOU to the dude who was in the bathroom a few minutes ago DROPPING BOMBS!!! DAMN, I don't know or care who that was, but what I do know that he should never eat whatever caused him to blow it up like that again in life. I stood at the urinal holding my damn breath with my eyes close because it stunk so bad. When I was done I quickly splashed some water on my hands, grabbed a paper towel and got the fuck outta Dodge...
You should've told his ass to do a courtesy flush. I hate when fuckers blow up the bathroom like that.
FuK you to big people who use their size as an excuse to not get to the crevices when they wash and they come into the O.R. smelling like hot ass. Now I have to be up and close and personal with they ripe body for the next hour or two. Fuk that! Smell like old bologna. Sheesh
shit i need to dunk this baby to sleep.
Here's a quick "fuck you" to the foreign customer service rep that signed me up for $96 a month satelite radio package when I told that sumbitch I wanted the $13 a month one!
Why did you sign it then???
Dunk?
you have to let him slide he is new to the fatherhood game he doesnt realize if the wrong person heard him say that joke or not they could lock his ass up.
lol
You should hear some of the stuff that get said about my little one. I was just confused...
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he went to sleep with no wake ups.
i got a full night of sleep.
shit was nice.
he went to sleep with no wake ups.
i got a full night of sleep.
shit was nice.
really?
yeah man my neighbor called the cops on the other neighbor for beating his daughter. His reason was he was to big to be beating on her. Cops came out and took him to jail. new world order says just the thought of harming your kid will get you a trip to the slammer.
damn thats fucked up.
i don't think ima whoop my son at all.
i don't think ima whoop my son at all.
Awwww I remember those nights. The main thing is to keep a routine everynight. If he is more than 2 weeks go ahead and put some baby cereal in his bottle.
I bet he is as cute as can be
Lololol but you dont think you will ever whoop him?
Wait until he is 16
I bet he is as cute as can be
Lololol but you dont think you will ever whoop him?
Wait until he is 16
Dumbass
You better.
I'm not having no bad kids. I get told I'm too strict with my little one, but when she in public she good. She clean after herself, she know what 'no' and 'stop' mean...
I'm not saying you gotta take a belt to his ass, (I don't), but if they show you they can understand something and they defy you and it's wrong...discipline...
*looks for the cops
Oh, Fuck you to people who won't let parents discipline their children physically within reason!
A little popping ain't never hurt nobody!
A little popping ain't never hurt nobody!
Girl....Something about my daughter..Probably because she is the only girl and she is 2 and she is the princess and..and...
Yeah she is a mess. I dont treat her like the boys. I will drop kick them or choke them up in a heartbeat.
Yeah she is a mess. I dont treat her like the boys. I will drop kick them or choke them up in a heartbeat.
Dumbass
You better.
I'm not having no bad kids. I get told I'm too strict with my little one, but when she in public she good. She clean after herself, she know what 'no' and 'stop' mean...
I'm not saying you gotta take a belt to his ass, (I don't), but if they show you they can understand something and they defy you and it's wrong...discipline...
*looks for the cops
Hey, mines is the QUEEN. She will throw the remote if the program is not 'approved'. She will stare your food down. She even learned how to say 'coke' and 'chips' just to say what she want. She'll throw a book at you to read it. And repeat what she's saying until you pay attention, (her new favorite letter is P, so she can say P for about two minutes unitl you notice). She's turned into my mother.
And she's 1.
I'll be DAMMED if she turn into my mother...I gotta set that straight quick...
Fuck you McGuyver for not making something cool out of a paper clip, rubber band, and a piece of gum. Or not being the bio-boosted armor. Or not manning up for my challenge.
Oh, Fuck you to people who won't let parents discipline their children physically within reason!
A little popping ain't never hurt nobody!
Agreed Melon....
And Fuck You to the people at Metro Lanes for having $3.00 top shelf drinks until 9pm. 10 Gooses and cranberry had me fucked up !!
And Fuck You to the Gold Rush strip club for being so close to Metro Lanes that I had to go give that thick ass asian chick my hard earned money for some of the nastiest dances I have ever had (praise the VIP section
).And Fuck You again to her for not respecting the "no hands policy" and having my dick in her hands all damn night...
Agreed Melon....
And Fuck You to the people at Metro Lanes for having $3.00 top shelf drinks until 9pm. 10 Gooses and cranberry had me fucked up !!
And Fuck You to the Gold Rush strip club for being so close to Metro Lanes that I had to go give that thick ass asian chick my hard earned money for some of the nastiest dances I have ever had (praise the VIP section
And Fuck You again to her for not respecting the "no hands policy" and having my dick in her hands all damn night...
Yes... fuck her for having the goods in her hands...
Fuk the person who will remain nameless but frequents bgol.. I hope you get hit by a bus
Fuk you granny for not being home
Fuk you Vh1 soul for playing all these love songs..
and finally
FFFFUUUKKKKKK LOVE that shit is over rated and half the people out there don't know what LOVE really is
Aw Cleo.
Gold Rush?
Asian stripper?
*waits for the pm from Swat telling her where this place is.
Oh yeah. You might wanna watch out. Shaddy might give you a run for your money on the 'good hair' deal...
And Fuck You to the Gold Rush strip club for being so close to Metro Lanes that I had to go give that thick ass asian chick my hard earned money for some of the nastiest dances I have ever had (praise the VIP section
And Fuck You again to her for not respecting the "no hands policy" and having my dick in her hands all damn night...
Gold Rush?
Asian stripper?
*waits for the pm from Swat telling her where this place is.
Oh yeah. You might wanna watch out. Shaddy might give you a run for your money on the 'good hair' deal...
Aw Cleo.
Gold Rush?
Asian stripper?
*waits for the pm from Swat telling her where this place is.
Oh yeah. You might wanna watch out. Shaddy might give you a run for your money on the 'good hair' deal...
AAAWWWWWW SSSSHHHHIIIIITTTTTT, a "good hair" battle? FUCK those who really believe in "good" and "bad" hair. From what I can tell the homeboy Swat is joking when he talks about that, but it irks me that in 2009 there are people who really still trip off that...
*Doesn't have "Good Hair", but does have light skin...*
^^^ I am light skinned, but I'm not trippin off that. I wanna give a big Fuck You to black folks who really trip on that shit though. Get off that shit, we're all black. Show each brotha and sista equal respect regardless of complexion, hair texture, etc.
*With all that being said, CT grabs some popcorn and pulls aup a chair to see if the "Good Hair Battle" really pops off...
I was just playin'.
Wouldn't mind some hair brushing pics though. What happened to the thread with the locs and things anyway?
Wouldn't mind some hair brushing pics though. What happened to the thread with the locs and things anyway?
Fuck you McGuyver for not making something cool out of a paper clip, rubber band, and a piece of gum. Or not being the bio-boosted armor. Or not manning up for my challenge.
MMMMMAAAAAAANNNNNNNN FUK YOU!
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