The replies and quote tweets are pure comedy.
I have a similar story to that, but that shit is embarrassing. I feel like a simp just telling it.
After a Friday night of partying in college, I went back to my dorm room. I hear a knock on my at around 3:30 AM. Two chicks that I was partying with came by to see what I was up to. We did shots of Hennessy and they said they wanted to lay down. All three of us laid on that small college bed and I was in the middle. I didn’t know if they wanted to fuck and I didn’t make a move like an idiot. My boys clowned me when I told them the next day.
The next night, they came by again, took shots, and said they want to spend the night. There was no way I was gonna fuck this up again. One chick was black and one Dominican. I started touching the Spanish chick first and then the black chick joined in when it was getting hot. They didn’t touch each other, but I did fuck both of them.
I am glad I got a second chance because I would have kicked myself to this day. Also, I wish this was the only time I threw away pussy in college.