Social media is a cold world!!!

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".... in the vents... You can sit in the vent. I don't care if you wanna watch me!!"

Patrice was the fucking man :roflmao:
He spoke nothing but facts. I love my wife but everyone once in a while she requires checking and it usually occurs around a football or basketball game.

Me: Watching a game by myself or with my sons.
Her: Out of nowhere, sits down up under me and say some bullshit like, "Damn that was a nice pass by such and such".
Me: If you going to sit here, stop talking.
Her: I know football, basketball too
Me: Death stare
Her: You never want to watch sports with me
Me: Death Stare
Her: Imitation Death Stare
Me: The next time, you are watching HGTV, I am going to sit right by you and cap on every fag that comes on.
Her: Sigh, exit stage left.

Women want you to be happy but not too happy especially if they are not contributing to your happiness even though their contribution can fuck up your happiness.
 
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