True story. My boy Roberto who is Puerto Rican told me a while ago
You ever said something to your parents that you knew you fucked up?
Roberto's dad came home from work and sat down at the dinner table. He was a little funky from work so 8 year old Roberto said, "You stink"
He took off running. He made it to his bedroom.
As he was closing the door, he looked behind him to see just how far behind him his father was.
That's when a sandal came flying through a 3" crack in the door, which shut just as Roberto got smacked with that sandal dead In the face