Social media is a cold world!!!
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Added from the twitter @ alifuckingburns thread: “The man made an announcement that we needed to be close to our oxygen masks & proceeded to try & open the door. They then called all the “strong men” to the front of the plane to restrain him. We ended up landing in OKC as it was the closest airport to us…. Update: he was trying to open the door to the outside not the cockpit”
Can a bitch babble with my dick in her mouth?
True story. My boy Roberto who is Puerto Rican told me a while ago
You ever said something to your parents that you knew you fucked up?
Roberto's dad came home from work and sat down at the dinner table. He was a little funky from work so 8 year old Roberto said, "You stink"
He took off running. He made it to his bedroom.
As he was closing the door, he looked behind him to see just how far behind him his father was.
That's when a sandal came flying through a 3" crack in the door, which shut just as Roberto got smacked with that sandal dead In the face
You ever said something to your parents that you knew you fucked up?
Roberto's dad came home from work and sat down at the dinner table. He was a little funky from work so 8 year old Roberto said, "You stink"
He took off running. He made it to his bedroom.
As he was closing the door, he looked behind him to see just how far behind him his father was.
That's when a sandal came flying through a 3" crack in the door, which shut just as Roberto got smacked with that sandal dead In the face
Damn... I was hoping she was joking. Hope she keeps working out and doesn't let that make her spiral into a depression.
Say Michigan only…..Detroit has issues but they are not that stupidIs Michigan/detroit becoming the new florida?!?
Ann Arbor ain't got shit to do with detroit. Don't let em fool youIs Michigan/detroit becoming the new florida?!?
