I had to confront a dude about not picking up his dog shit. I just pulled in to my garage and saw the dog shitting, dude looked around and started to walk away. I yelled "yo bro, stop right there", white dude was shook as hell, but I spoke to him calmly at first and when he got defensive(can you believe the fucking balls on someone to defend not picking up dog shit?), I told him "I'll go get you a bag, and you're going to pick that shit up, and if you try to run when I walk inside, I will fucking chase you, and I got a lot of pre workout flowing through my system." Dude was shook and I hated to get angry, but come on dude...defending not picking up your dog shit deserves an ass whipping.
The day this muthafucka dies, I'll troll so hard and get drunk for the first time in my life! Won't tell the truth to save his worthless mama even if he tried.