Currently four members laughed at my simple joke so either we're all unfunny, or you're moist.
I kept trying to figure out why you're such and asshole but it's kinda like you have no choice.
I mean you do have a choice, you could be an asshole, a pair of nuts or a dick.
Gooch- refers to the area between a man's anus and testicles.
I would ask why are you like that but you have no choice, you chose to rest between and man's asshole and dick.