A kid walks up to his dad and asks him to explain the difference between the words POTENTIALLY and REALISTICALLY.
The dad thinks for a second, then says to his son "OK i got it... go ask your mom if she would sleep with our neighbor Brent for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister the same question. After that, go ask your brother if he too would sleep with the neighbor Brent for a million dollars."
The kid, looking confused, says "OK dad" and walks away.
He comes back a few minutes later and says "dad, they all said yes... all 3 said they'd sleep with Brent for a million dollars."
The dad looks at his son and says "OK, so POTENTIALLY we're sitting on 3 million dollars. REALISTICALLY we have 2 whores and a faggit in the family."
The dad thinks for a second, then says to his son "OK i got it... go ask your mom if she would sleep with our neighbor Brent for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister the same question. After that, go ask your brother if he too would sleep with the neighbor Brent for a million dollars."
The kid, looking confused, says "OK dad" and walks away.
He comes back a few minutes later and says "dad, they all said yes... all 3 said they'd sleep with Brent for a million dollars."
The dad looks at his son and says "OK, so POTENTIALLY we're sitting on 3 million dollars. REALISTICALLY we have 2 whores and a faggit in the family."
