Someone told me this joke about a trade that happened on the eve of the NBA season...(Look, I said pause, but it is kinda funny).
The Charlotte Hornets have made 2 trades that are interesting, to say the least.
In the trades, the Hornets acquired Gradey Dick and Lonzo Ball.
Now, they have potentially the nastiest starting group in the NBA. Now they have a Dick (Gradey), two Balls (LaMelo and Lonzo), and a Kneuppel (Kon, pronounced nipple).
Adam Silver won't allow the trades to be consummated. Just like David Stern in the 90s wouldn't allow that European star Gregor Fucker (pronounced foosh-kar) in the league unless he changed his name.
My addition - if I was on the Hornets, and Kneuppel was the rookie I am to haze, his name would not be Kon, or Kneuppel...
It would be Titz. ( "Yo Titz, bring orange juice and a newspaper to my door every morning!")
And for those in the back - PAUSE.
I guess I'll go back to work now. It's been a slow Monday. Don't judge me.
The Charlotte Hornets have made 2 trades that are interesting, to say the least.
In the trades, the Hornets acquired Gradey Dick and Lonzo Ball.
Now, they have potentially the nastiest starting group in the NBA. Now they have a Dick (Gradey), two Balls (LaMelo and Lonzo), and a Kneuppel (Kon, pronounced nipple).
Adam Silver won't allow the trades to be consummated. Just like David Stern in the 90s wouldn't allow that European star Gregor Fucker (pronounced foosh-kar) in the league unless he changed his name.
My addition - if I was on the Hornets, and Kneuppel was the rookie I am to haze, his name would not be Kon, or Kneuppel...
It would be Titz. ( "Yo Titz, bring orange juice and a newspaper to my door every morning!")
And for those in the back - PAUSE.
I guess I'll go back to work now. It's been a slow Monday. Don't judge me.
