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LoneStar29
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Bi ... any other sex toys you can recommend for me??
Edit: I wonder if they make those sex dolls for women LOL ... a nice dark chocolate man doll with a big dick and his tongue sticking out would be great for me right about now
I also like the pocket rocket and then there is this vibrating egg and you walk around with it in you and it has a remote and its dead silent and you can be walking around or on the train or at work cummin your brains out
I do not suggest those curved g spot dildo things they hurt me
LoneStar29
Banned
there is this vibrating egg and you walk around with it in you and it has a remote and its dead silent and you can be walking around or on the train or at work cummin your brains out
I
MUST
HAVE
ONE
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"Let me take you on a funky rrriiiiiidddddeeeee"
"Let me take you on a funky rrriiiiiidddddeeeee"
LoneStar29
Banned
Train conductors in Toronto make damn near $30 an hour ... these TTC people down here are ballin' with our money while they give us shitty service
I'm not talking about public transportation, I'm talking about freight cars.
freight cars dont have conductors on them. The conductor is the person who takes the tickets.
Well that lets you know how dumb I am, I guess its back to robbing, raping and murdering.
you want to be the person that drives the train??? I think they are called train engineers
@ bigirl
Ok. I know I've ranted on here before and in the Fuk You thread about the fucktarded idiots that go to my farce of an online school. (Well not really a farce, but shit sometimes it feel like it). Dammit why can't I just coast through this shit? First I deal with plagiarism like a bitch, (that shit run so thick it's like a post bleed a web site to survive); then I get razzed on for trying to BE the professor- stfu; now I got to deal with ignant racists:
I won't even get into the actual conversation...or what I got called. Dammit if ten weeks don't end soon enough...at first I was like "Shit, more drama" but now I am finding this shit funny as hell..
Sorry, I had to blow off some steam
That's okay Mel . . . I do not know what was worst, what they were "trying" to actually say (took a while to translate from idiotese), or the fact that they couldn't spell and put together a coherent sentence. . .
Damn, these are the type of people that attend your school? This is supposed to be amongst the best and brightest this country has to offer? This is our future?
I am starting to think that the internet needs to be regulated, there should be some kind of license to be able to buy a computer and post online . . . At least some sort of intelligence test . . .
I c/s this statement with all my mind,body and soul
But my vagina feels differently
I'm buying my first dildo in a few weeks
Wow, Bi and Lone about to dismiss the entire male segment of the society
I guess we'll just be useful to change lightbulbs, do repair work, and to get rid of the occasional rodent in the house - LOL yes the rabbit is great!
I also have some lovely cucumbers and zucchinis growing in the garden
Starting to wonder about what's in my salads now...
Damn, these are the type of people that attend your school? This is supposed to be amongst the best and brightest this country has to offer? This is our future?
Exactly...and the hilarity continues...
Wow, Bi and Lone about to dismiss the entire male segment of the society
Nah, I can repair stuff myself, change a bulb long as I got a ladder er something, and I'm not afraid of rodents...
(Would still wonder what an all female orgy would be like.)
lol
A lot of good love juice?
Dern it, I closed the tab before I could do this...
...song been stuck in my head for a while now...how many ladies remember this?
Oh and the sequal:
I REALLY need to go fishing in my closet and pull these out...
...song been stuck in my head for a while now...how many ladies remember this?
[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/q6ZQWAOSqJg&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1[/FLASH]
Oh and the sequal:
[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/Hr8Ik7X-588&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1[/FLASH]
I REALLY need to go fishing in my closet and pull these out...
My cell phone has decided to "update" itself. I hope a least one part of this process will fix the reception problems I have in certain places. If that's not it then what the hell are you improving?
Skynet is aware.
poker night
Another "Famous haircut"....
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...I rocked braids on 2 different occasions (e.g. I had them for a while, cut my hair, and eventually grew it back) when I was in college, but I cut the for good in my last year ('01-'02). I guess guys like Slim Thug, A.I., and Melo, have finally gotten to the point I was at then. That's what's up though...
...On another note, SS did you ever get that outfit Roxy Reynolds had on? Did you find one? Make one?
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...I rocked braids on 2 different occasions (e.g. I had them for a while, cut my hair, and eventually grew it back) when I was in college, but I cut the for good in my last year ('01-'02). I guess guys like Slim Thug, A.I., and Melo, have finally gotten to the point I was at then. That's what's up though...
...On another note, SS did you ever get that outfit Roxy Reynolds had on? Did you find one? Make one?
I
MUST
HAVE
ONE
http://store.babeland.com/sexy-gear/babeland-silver-bullet
http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-bullet-eggs/silk-touch-egg-purple
http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-bullet-eggs/cry-baby-remote-vibrator
http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-discreet/club-vibe-vibrating-panties
but the cutest has to be this one!
http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-discreet/ducky
LoneStar29
Banned
my FOP license plate got me out of a ticket today... Police turned around on me turned the lights on me got behind saw my plates turned the lights off and kept it movin...
my nephew don't have one athletic bone in his body and it's not like he is a fat kid either.
How are you gonna be disappointed because I kept it real? I'm not feeling you like that. . . . sorry. I don't what else to say or do. . . .
On another note. . .
Summertime+good sex+ good food+ music+festivals+new experiences + someone you care about = happiness
On another note. . .
Summertime+good sex+ good food+ music+festivals+new experiences + someone you care about = happiness
Just sitting here thinking about this. Imagining meeting LS and conversing at my favorite pool hall over drinks and my words having orgasmic effects on LS.then there is this vibrating egg and you walk around with it in you and it has a remote and its dead silent and you can be walking around or on the train or at work cummin your brains out
She so freaky. And I ain't even got her naked yet.
"she knew she was gon' cum before she came" - Cee-lo
I
MUST
HAVE
ONE
I got something for you
Actually I can do all those things myself
I guess us men are done . . .
Envisioning a World Without Men
Scientist Says Female-Only Reproduction Is Only a Few Years Away
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Story?id=4725121&page=1
LoneStar29
Banned
Actually I can do all those things myself
Exactly ... and not cuz I want to it's cuz I have to ... pretty much all the brothas I meet just wanna fuck anyways so it's not as if they are trying to help and I am saying no ... they don't want to help in the first place
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