It is Saturday the sun is shinning bright no better time for a impromptu bbq
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It is Saturday the sun is shinning bright no better time for a impromptu bbq
You already know. The Q is up and smokin with a brisket and a couple slabs and shit for tonight. Some ice cold Coronas too.
Its 1:19 here and I am already semi drunk. Gotta go by the Liquor store tonight to buy some liquor for my friend party.
Talked to my ex today. . . .its weird. We still talk as friends like we did when we were together, just no sex talk. . . .
Talked to my ex today. . . .its weird. We still talk as friends like we did when we were together, just no sex talk. . . .
Was thinking about firing up the grill myself but took one look at the yard and started cussing. Been doing yard work all morning.
Other random thought's:
Neighbor said he'd have some goat within the next couple days if he can talk his wife into cooking it.
One day I have to stop by the store where he gets his meat from.
Dos Equis amber is a pretty good beer.
Think I'll drop by Home Depot and Best Buy today.....why???..... I don't know, just to see if they have anything new.
Other random thought's:
Neighbor said he'd have some goat within the next couple days if he can talk his wife into cooking it.
One day I have to stop by the store where he gets his meat from.
Dos Equis amber is a pretty good beer.
Think I'll drop by Home Depot and Best Buy today.....why???..... I don't know, just to see if they have anything new.
man i cut my front on Tuesday evening and the back on Wednesday and it is only Saturday and both need to be cut again.
man i cut my front on Tuesday evening and the back on Wednesday and it is only Saturday and both need to be cut again.
That time of year plus with all the rain we've been getting here shit is growing crazy. I gotta stay a step ahead of the neighborhood grass nazi. Dude can spot if your grass is 1/8 inch over regulation and slap a warning on your door without getting out his car but he won't say a damn thing if the paint on your house is peeling or your gutters are falling.
damn i thought the code enforcement was bad in my township.
Women who wear hats are sexy.
I can't wait to watch Game 7 of the Boston/Chicago series.
Sportscenter's highlights of the Kentucky Derby were rather anti-climactic. I've got to see the race in its entirety.
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/KNQRqAoT-2c&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999[/flash]
"You got change for a hundred"
I can't wait to watch Game 7 of the Boston/Chicago series.
Sportscenter's highlights of the Kentucky Derby were rather anti-climactic. I've got to see the race in its entirety.
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/KNQRqAoT-2c&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999[/flash]
"You got change for a hundred"
^^^
Dude, I was rolling the first time I saw that.
Dude, I was rolling the first time I saw that.
$42,000 for the tri not a bad day at the track if you had that.
I think i'm back in my bi curious mode...
Oh and the last comment you made can also be applied to The Pick of Destiny.
Basketball...
Speaking of basketball, let's not forget that this happened a few weeks ago...
...this is my current desktop image....HEELS ALL DAY, EVERY DAY!!!
Sometimes I think that whoredom is contagious.
I love real time with bill maher..
Life isn't the same without ketchup.
Having a big head and a lot of hair is both a gift and a curse.
My clock is off...I should be sleepy right now but....
Having someone love you is a privilege not an entitlement.
The internet is the devil....
One of my shift keys is broken..
Why do people say, "I have something to tell you, but I'll tell you later"? GTFOH
Tyra Banks acts like she is a licensed mental health or family therapist....uhh Tyra this is a talk show, not DCFS
Why is there more gossip on the main board than on SOL
I love real time with bill maher..
Life isn't the same without ketchup.
Having a big head and a lot of hair is both a gift and a curse.
My clock is off...I should be sleepy right now but....
Having someone love you is a privilege not an entitlement.
The internet is the devil....
One of my shift keys is broken..
Why do people say, "I have something to tell you, but I'll tell you later"? GTFOH
Tyra Banks acts like she is a licensed mental health or family therapist....uhh Tyra this is a talk show, not DCFS
Why is there more gossip on the main board than on SOL
*Also a fan of Real Time With Bill Maher...*
My co-workers showed that to me on Friday...
On another note, here are 2 for the ladies...
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"If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony..."
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/E6lvU4ZlR5A&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999[/flash]
"Is there any more room for me in those jeans?"
2 for the Hip Hop Heads...
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/SxkpsOSHaac&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6[/flash]
"Wu-Tang motha fucka..."
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/_GDPZpRmTg0&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]
"...I'm the dirtiest thing in site, matter fact bring out the girls and let's have a mud fight..."
OK WTF? Black people and white people furniture???!!!
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/vnOyMSEWNTs[/flash]
My co-workers showed that to me on Friday...
On another note, here are 2 for the ladies...
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/yZcH2A7X-xQ&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6[/flash]
"If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony..."
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/E6lvU4ZlR5A&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999[/flash]
"Is there any more room for me in those jeans?"
2 for the Hip Hop Heads...
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/SxkpsOSHaac&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6[/flash]
"Wu-Tang motha fucka..."
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/_GDPZpRmTg0&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]
"...I'm the dirtiest thing in site, matter fact bring out the girls and let's have a mud fight..."
Goin to work in houston tomorrow for a week
Eminem - 3 a.m.
[flash]http://videos.onsmash.com/e/68JBx8rrebyhxm5M[/flash]
"It's 3am in the morning..."
Rhymefest - Chicago
[flash]http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh6l0i1Xf0kd5Z4hg3[/flash]
"Ch-Ch-Ch-Chicago..."
[flash]http://videos.onsmash.com/e/68JBx8rrebyhxm5M[/flash]
"It's 3am in the morning..."
Rhymefest - Chicago
[flash]http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh6l0i1Xf0kd5Z4hg3[/flash]
"Ch-Ch-Ch-Chicago..."
^^^ that rhymefest is flames.
I love this song. So I'm sending this out to that special someone. 
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The one thing about the temperatures rising is your body hurts like HELL after exercising...then again, that's the best part of it all.
I said you the fuckin best, you the fuckin best, you the fuckin best, you the fuckin best, the best I ever had....
Only Mc would hate on my newest poem in Izzy's post because he screwed up last night
I said you the fuckin best, you the fuckin best, you the fuckin best, you the fuckin best, the best I ever had....
Only Mc would hate on my newest poem in Izzy's post because he screwed up last night
I swear if anyone has OnDemand from Comcast check out Yo Gabba Gabba in the Nick Jr. section. The Robot episode got some of the best beats I've heard in a while. I can't believe folks is afraid of this show.
Even though I'm with...
...I just saw a commercial from another company. That commercial made me wonder how many of my...
...folks have me in their Fave 5...
EDIT: Damn, this food smells good as hell. I can't wait until it's done so I can partake......
...I just saw a commercial from another company. That commercial made me wonder how many of my...
...folks have me in their Fave 5...
EDIT: Damn, this food smells good as hell. I can't wait until it's done so I can partake...
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I love this song. So I'm sending this out to that special someone.
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I'm love this song. . . .
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Hollywoodheat bait
I just came inside real quick for a quick pit stop in the kitchen and decided to post this. I've been sitting outside sipping...
&
...while eating...
...and listening to my...
...As I sit there passing thoughts of how to bring ultimate pleasure to...
...pass through my mind... Oh, wel back outside I go to ponder some more...
&
...while eating...
...and listening to my...
...As I sit there passing thoughts of how to bring ultimate pleasure to...
...pass through my mind... Oh, wel back outside I go to ponder some more...
I've seen diagrams and shit but never the inside of it like that...so women really do have balls...
My balls could be bigger than yours. I got big balls. I got more balls than you- wanna feel?
Goodness I'm having too much fun with this.
My balls could be bigger than yours. I got big balls. I got more balls than you- wanna feel?
Goodness I'm having too much fun with this.
I've seen diagrams and shit but never the inside of it like that...so women really do have balls...
My balls could be bigger than yours. I got big balls. I got more balls than you- wanna feel?
Goodness I'm having too much fun with this.
SHAAADDDDUUUUPPP
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