What
the
fuck
Oh that weather is a go huh? Guess that's why I been cold all day
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What
the
fuck
Oh that weather is a go huh? Guess that's why I been cold all day
Them shoes are cute, stop playin
smh GEOAHGHIA people.
i smell a snow day this week...
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible
headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to
take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being
spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and,
as it was still early, decided to go the party. Since her husband did not know
what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her
husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance
floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here
and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive
babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to
the new babe that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished ,naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off
they went to one of the cars and had a quickie. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed,
wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time
he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're not there." "Did you dance much ?"- "I'll tell you, I never even danced
one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we
went into the den and played poker all evening.
But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume
to....
headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to
take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being
spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and,
as it was still early, decided to go the party. Since her husband did not know
what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her
husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance
floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here
and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive
babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to
the new babe that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished ,naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off
they went to one of the cars and had a quickie. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed,
wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time
he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're not there." "Did you dance much ?"- "I'll tell you, I never even danced
one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we
went into the den and played poker all evening.
But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume
to....
^^^
Oh shit
Oh shit
I see your up early, been getting pure ice the last 2 hours. That's on top of 4+ inches of snow.
You need to crank up that thermostat don't you know I don't like cold women.
Am I the only one who has to have a cover on,but I get hot then take it off but still have to have some part of it touching me.
Sleeping in the nude>>>>>>pajamas
Sleeping in the nude>>>>>>pajamas
U are far to energetic for 8:44 in the mornin
Listen here!
I see your up early, been getting pure ice the last 2 hours. That's on top of 4+ inches of snow.
You need to crank up that thermostat don't you know I don't like cold women.
LOL. Kids woke up too late today since it was sleeting all the snow got ice on top of it.
I agree SS.
agreed
I needed this snow day sooo much. Got work done and able to sleep in, as well...
BUT, MLK day as a makeup day?!? Excuse me, but I just can't go for that...looks like it'll be a "personal" day for me
BUT, MLK day as a makeup day?!? Excuse me, but I just can't go for that...looks like it'll be a "personal" day for me
I needed this snow day sooo much. Got work done and able to sleep in, as well...
BUT, MLK day as a makeup day?!? Excuse me, but I just can't go for that...looks like it'll be a "personal" day for me
Woah...I'd take that as a religious holiday. I wish my job would tell us that...wouldn't no one be there.
Damn, 14 more days...
...F it. I'm ready. This year is going to be special. I think and (try to) conduct myself differently now. Old habits are hard to break at times, but my focus on on this new way, so no matter what we'll stay on course and get "there"...
...F it. I'm ready. This year is going to be special. I think and (try to) conduct myself differently now. Old habits are hard to break at times, but my focus on on this new way, so no matter what we'll stay on course and get "there"...
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I needed this snow day sooo much. Got work done and able to sleep in, as well...
BUT, MLK day as a makeup day?!? Excuse me, but I just can't go for that...looks like it'll be a "personal" day for me
Snow days are usually made up at the end of the school year if it is not built into the calendar.
Oh, yes, Doggish, they usually are...but, my employer is oh, so special...OH, SO SPECIAL
I won't be around on MLK day to see who isn't present. Besides, for my position, they don't need subs anyway, so shame on them
Damn, 14 more days...
CT.
Like yourself I'm getting rid of old habits and worthless friends. Cut off many people out of my phonebook.
*Random Thought*
Taking your best friends woman is so wrong on so many levels.
if one more of these fucking kids tell me i have gray hair i am going to choke one of them
the game returns tonight lets see if bet will mess up a good show
the game returns tonight lets see if bet will mess up a good show
stop fucking playing around and just say that shit so i can sleep late in the morning
As everyone should know by now Atlanta is a frozen block of ice. Today I saw my neighbor trying to use a spatula to clean ice from his driveway. Surprisingly he actually managed to get the car out the driveway. Only to find out he couldn't get the car up the hill. All that work and nowhere to go.
7 pages in that thread and 5 of the pages are all comments from Duece
I am sad, but also glad, about returning to work tomorrow...
Cabin fever was coming on a little too strong these days...
In the past few days, I've probably talked to more exes and girlfriends than I have in a whole decade
In other news, I really like the way my butt looks in that new dress I copped...the force was so strong, I actually thought about taking a pic and sending it...nah...I ain't doing it
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