Random Thoughts 2011

[onyxfemme]

I would answer this question but....

why dont white people on the cooking channel wash the starch off the pasta after it is done

 

[doggish_098]

I would answer this question but....

 

[onyxfemme]

laughing a little too hard...

 

[doggish_098]

laughing a little too hard...

Did you make breakfast today?

 

[onyxfemme]

Yes! CEREAL, JUICE, BANANA & a DOUGHNUT!

Did you make breakfast today?

 

[IslandKing]

Yes! CEREAL, JUICE, BANANA & a DOUGHNUT!

Longs???

 

[doggish_098]

My old white neighbor just gave me the low down on the new neighbor I saw this morning... Single mother blah blah blah... The booty was nice though

 

[onyxfemme]

Yessir they were dropped off this morning! Still warm!!!

Longs???

 

[doggish_098]

My old white neighbor just gave me the low down on the new neighbor I saw this morning... Single mother blah blah blah... The booty was nice though

 

[Izayoi]

Yoga for black people- Funny or offensive?

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[onyxfemme]

His voice is so amazing.....



Offensive.....

Yoga for black people- Funny or offensive?

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[ladyscorpio]

but apparently according to the male that I asked to watch it it was not funny but she was flexible so I guess that made up for it

Yoga for black people- Funny or offensive?

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[doggish_098]

glad i have lights driving home it was looking kind of skeptical

 

[SamSneed]

i cant stand dead beat dads, i know some of you ladies here cant stand them too

http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=610659

 

[doggish_098]

so i remind you of your brother... does that increase or decrease my chances of getting the nootsie?????

which is worst reminding someone of their brother or smelling like an ex boyfriend?????

 

[LADYTEE]

I love shopping in philly alone because I know what I want and dont have to wait on no one marathon grill is overrated

 

[LADYTEE]

why dont white people on the cooking channel wash the starch off the pasta after it is done

saw one episode of chopped and one of the chefs washed it and the judge made it seem like he committed a crime worst than murder

I know thats right because there is white film on the pasta when u cook it I usually rinse mines in cold water

 

[doggish_098]

I love shopping in philly alone because I know what I want and dont have to wait on no one marathon grill is overrated

did you stop by the top secret sneaker store in chinatown with the ducks in the window???? heard they got some kicks in there that will bring a sexual rise to any sneaker lover...

 

[The Ghost of Steve Jobs]

Washing pasta after it has been cooked?

How uncivilized.

Let me guess, your idea of al dente is when the pasta is so mushy it has the consistency of mashed potatoes.

You disgust me.

Apple #1.

Fuck Android.

www.apple.com

Free Divine.

SJ

 

[LADYTEE]

did you stop by the top secret sneaker store in chinatown with the ducks in the window???? heard they got some kicks in there that will bring a sexual rise to any sneaker lover...

dammit and im back in jersey do u remember the name or whats next to it.

 

[doggish_098]

dammit and im back in jersey do u remember the name or whats next to it.

it is on 10th street in china town middle of the block has roasted duck in the window with sneakers in between the ducks. if you are not looking for it you will not notice it. It is called Abakus they do no advertising so don't waste your time trying to find a website

227 north 10th street

 

[LADYTEE]

it is on 10th street in china town middle of the block has roasted duck in the window with sneakers in between the ducks. if you are not looking for it you will not notice it. It is called Abakus they do no advertising so don't waste your time trying to find a website

227 north 10th street

hell naw at the sneakers hanging with the ducks

 

[Izayoi]

hell naw at the sneakers hanging with the ducks

I know right...but the kicks look nice!

 

[cb71109]

My daughter is starting to talk on the phone with her friends all the damn time, and I cannot stand that shit. Time for me to go into stealth mode

 

[doggish_098]

My daughter is starting to talk on the phone with her friends all the damn time, and I cannot stand that shit. Time for me to go into stealth mode

bruh that is what girls do they did it when you were her age and they will still be doing it when she is your age... get over it move on... if you raised your kids right have confidence that they will make the right decisions in the game of life

 

[LADYTEE]

I know right...but the kicks look nice!

yeah imma go check it out

 

[Izayoi]

yeah imma go check it out

Let me know how you like it. I'm in Philly often enough.

 

[doggish_098]

Let me know how you like it. I'm in Philly often enough.

yeah imma go check it out

iwear a 13 ladies... thanks in advance

 

[LADYTEE]

Let me know how you like it. I'm in Philly often enough.

Oh ok chica

 

[LADYTEE]

iwear a 13 ladies... thanks in advance

A couple of 'elesse' sneakers coming up

 

[doggish_098]

hello... (hears screaming kids in the background) good morning... good morning... "where is my baby"???? whoa lady slow down you got the wrong number no babies or baby daddy's here have a nice day

 

[doggish_098]

if you divorced shouldnt i be able to ask you for my tuxedo rental money back from your wedding

 

[onyxfemme]

I can not STOP listening to OTIS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cb71109]

Who is willing to try some?

 

[Izayoi]

if you divorced shouldnt i be able to ask you for my tuxedo rental money back from your wedding

Man look- my friend was a complete bridezilla. Now she having marriage problems. I'm like don't tell me I abstained from strangling your ass so you could have your "special" day now you want to get divorced.