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when you are tall and asked to be in someones wedding you are always stuck with the amazon girl![]()
Ode to my cat
You're bad, you're furry, you scratched my chair. You wake me up at 5 am every damn morning. Basically you are just another monthly bill with four legs.
...but you're my friend.![]()
Ode to my cat
You're bad, you're furry, you scratched my chair. You wake me up at 5 am every damn morning. Basically you are just another monthly bill with four legs.
...but you're my friend.![]()
chick invites me to a baby shower... i give her thelook she then says it is the new thing men are going to them to pick up women.
hey Mel it is close to 100 degrees i think it is time to let the turtle and his neck take a vacation in your closet until next winter...
That queue was just too long for me to wait in line.
Rain, rain and more rain. When is this going to stop?
chick invites me to a baby shower... i give her thelook she then says it is the new thing men are going to them to pick up women.
hey Mel it is close to 100 degrees i think it is time to let the turtle and his neck take a vacation in your closet until next winter...
I've gone to a few baby showers, not to pick up women tho.
oh...
should've also added that those babyshowers were infact for unborn children who happen to be mine.
damn why is she planning her own baby showerthat is like a dude planning his own bachelor party
i thought the best cats were those hypoallergenic fur-less kinds
fuck i have missed the first three episodes of the real L word and it is not on-demand and that sexy ass lesbo Rose is not on the show this season![]()
I cant put my finger on it, but Jada Pinkett-Smith looks like she had work on her face done.