Looks like she would steal the batteries outta your remote control
Ralph Sampson's daughter
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That's years in bad boots. But, I'd smash. Hell, I've smashed worse, rubber on tight. She worships Zod, too.
I'd put my twin tower in her hairy jungle.........
Bro....I got a FUNNY ASS STORY about Ralph and his daughter...
So I was in the barbershop waiting on a cut when all at once the door opens she walks in trying to sell a calendar of her in like bikini but the door doesn't close all the way... wee look and there's this head that's damn near at the roof peeking in also... everybody stops to look at her, but my barber goes "oh shit, Ralph Sampson!"
He starts to laugh all goofy, then he ducks his head to come in to shake my barber's hand. As he gets closer there's these loud ass thudding sounds, then nothing.
This dumb nigga had walked into the ceiling fan that was on FULL SPEED.... the blades hit him in the head like 4 or 5 times then came to a complete stop... on his head
He shook my barber's hand, said a few hello's, then they walked out. The second that door closed the whole shop EXPLODED with laughter...
So I was in the barbershop waiting on a cut when all at once the door opens she walks in trying to sell a calendar of her in like bikini but the door doesn't close all the way... wee look and there's this head that's damn near at the roof peeking in also... everybody stops to look at her, but my barber goes "oh shit, Ralph Sampson!"
He starts to laugh all goofy, then he ducks his head to come in to shake my barber's hand. As he gets closer there's these loud ass thudding sounds, then nothing.
This dumb nigga had walked into the ceiling fan that was on FULL SPEED.... the blades hit him in the head like 4 or 5 times then came to a complete stop... on his head
He shook my barber's hand, said a few hello's, then they walked out. The second that door closed the whole shop EXPLODED with laughter...
wait.. what?! So Ralph is chaperoning her around when she's trying to sell her raggedy scantily clad calenders ... Damn..shit is a trip, man... at him almost getting his head chopped off ...
including being ran thur in tha military...
I'd understand if this was a forum of young dudes too, but most dudes on here came up during the bush era.
Nothing wrong with it.
I've heard of the name but I didn't know who he was.
She's ok,typical tattooed wild child female but if some of you thinks she's crusty dusty and all of that then I would hate to see what ya'll think is something special.
Shaving isn't for all females,I would rather a carpet than a landmind of bumps,crater.....
She's ok,typical tattooed wild child female but if some of you thinks she's crusty dusty and all of that then I would hate to see what ya'll think is something special.
Shaving isn't for all females,I would rather a carpet than a landmind of bumps,crater.....
Yeah man it was some little swimsuit calendar...
Ole girl looked scared to walk in, she stood at the door and barely set foot in there...I mean the door would have hit her on the ass had she let the door close or he not peeked his head in....
But when he hit that fan bro I was DYING laughing... I couldn't hold it in I laughed right in that nigga face... I mean I laughed HARD, had tears and everything... he hit that bitch so hard and he stood there and let it happen... and it came to A FULL STOP... you could hear the fan motor humming and whirring trying to get started again but it was stuck on that nigga forehead... I fuckin lost it
Ralph Sampson was the Victor Wembanyama of the 80s. 3X college national player of the year. Was damn near unstoppable (until the Final Four at least). Injuries killed his NBA career, but he and Hakeem Olajuwon took the Rockets, unexpectedly, to the ‘86 NBA Finals, where they lost to the Celtics.
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She’s cooked. She has no ass, her tits look awful, and she’s old.
Right!!! I noticed those crusty mofos too!!!
Put some lotion on those mofos and SHAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
No shit it's normal, but you can also shave that shit down too!
I not saying you have to go bald, but nothing wrong w/ trimming your damn pubic hair.
Nothing sexy about an afro bush
I got a 25 dollar fee... To come through an cut that down..gotta bring my riding mower for that bush...
I'm just laughing at you telling this story. Nobody could have told me SHIT to calm me down had I seen this in personYeah man it was some little swimsuit calendar...
Ole girl looked scared to walk in, she stood at the door and barely set foot in there...I mean the door would have hit her on the ass had she let the door close or he not peeked his head in....
But when he hit that fan bro I was DYING laughing... I couldn't hold it in I laughed right in that nigga face... I mean I laughed HARD, had tears and everything... he hit that bitch so hard and he stood there and let it happen... and it came to A FULL STOP... you could hear the fan motor humming and whirring trying to get started again but it was stuck on that nigga forehead... I fuckin lost it
looks like a whore
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