Prince Phillip is dead
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Bro wtf lmfao
Can anyone explain why he wasn’t King Phillip if he was married to the Queen? Is it because she’s the Royal bloodline?
The king has to be born of a queen or king.
Eat the biggest dick u can find on the dark web u faggit bitch nigga
I just stopped by to drop off the next bitch in the batting order
I gonna run like Lou brock slide ride into her like Pete rose and hit like bonds cuzzo
Might have to throw a couple of split fingers low and inside to warm her up
Ok thanks for the info!
BLK
It's true though.
Right on, right on, right on!! Your spot on, that guy has received the top of the line medical attention on this planet!! Anyway, I wonder who's next to checkout?? Shit, kissinger has held the same job and age since WW2!!
Good reply, bruh!!
A king can make a woman queen through marriage. A queen can only make a man a prince via marriage. Even if you are born to a king and queen you still have to ascend to the throne. I think Philip was a Greek prince, with a king for a father and a queen for a mother, but they were overthrown so he never took the throne. Even if he had, he married into the british family and moved there so he would've been under the queen there regardless.
Old cac gave no fucks 
"You're too fat to be an astronaut." To 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Prince Philip he wanted to go into space.
To a Scottish driving instructor, 1999: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?"
When being questioned on when the Prince of Wales would succeed to the throne: "Are you asking me if the Queen is going to die?"
To then Paraguay dictator General Stroessner: “It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.”
After being told that Madonna was singing the Die Another Day theme in 2002, the Duke of Edinburgh asked: "Are we going to need earplugs?"
At a project to protect turtle doves in Anguilla in 1965, he said: "Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?'
To Simon Kelner, republican editor of The Independent, at Windsor Castle reception: “What are you doing here?” “I was invited, sir.” Philip: “Well, you didn’t have to come.”
To Atul Patel at reception for influential Indians, 2009: “There’s a lot of your family in tonight.”
To Susan Edwards and her guide dog in 2002: “They have eating dogs for the anorexic now.”
"What do you gargle with, pebbles?" To Sir Tom Jones after a Royal Variety Performance.
"You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a pot belly". To a Briton he met in Hungary.
"You're too fat to be an astronaut." To 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Prince Philip he wanted to go into space.
To a Scottish driving instructor, 1999: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?"
When being questioned on when the Prince of Wales would succeed to the throne: "Are you asking me if the Queen is going to die?"
To then Paraguay dictator General Stroessner: “It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.”
After being told that Madonna was singing the Die Another Day theme in 2002, the Duke of Edinburgh asked: "Are we going to need earplugs?"
At a project to protect turtle doves in Anguilla in 1965, he said: "Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?'
To Simon Kelner, republican editor of The Independent, at Windsor Castle reception: “What are you doing here?” “I was invited, sir.” Philip: “Well, you didn’t have to come.”
To Atul Patel at reception for influential Indians, 2009: “There’s a lot of your family in tonight.”
To Susan Edwards and her guide dog in 2002: “They have eating dogs for the anorexic now.”
"What do you gargle with, pebbles?" To Sir Tom Jones after a Royal Variety Performance.
"You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a pot belly". To a Briton he met in Hungary.
Gotdamn this is funny
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All I care about is its Friday, my daily random drug and alcohol tests for probation are off until Monday, which gives me until 1:01 Friday when I call to see if I have to test, to 6PM Saturday to drink to my heart's content (because they are closed on the weekends and it takes 48 hours to get alcohol out of your system with proper hydration)
Crown peach is the only crown I care about BEEEEEEEEITCH
I'm stealing these just like he stole from my mother, my grandmother, and all my ancestorsOld cac gave no fucks
"You're too fat to be an astronaut." To 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Prince Philip he wanted to go into space.
To a Scottish driving instructor, 1999: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?"
When being questioned on when the Prince of Wales would succeed to the throne: "Are you asking me if the Queen is going to die?"
To then Paraguay dictator General Stroessner: “It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.”
After being told that Madonna was singing the Die Another Day theme in 2002, the Duke of Edinburgh asked: "Are we going to need earplugs?"
At a project to protect turtle doves in Anguilla in 1965, he said: "Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?'
To Simon Kelner, republican editor of The Independent, at Windsor Castle reception: “What are you doing here?” “I was invited, sir.” Philip: “Well, you didn’t have to come.”
To Atul Patel at reception for influential Indians, 2009: “There’s a lot of your family in tonight.”
To Susan Edwards and her guide dog in 2002: “They have eating dogs for the anorexic now.”
"What do you gargle with, pebbles?" To Sir Tom Jones after a Royal Variety Performance.
"You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a pot belly". To a Briton he met in Hungary.
He had a damn good run
Fuck this honky, its X's day! I would send the Queen's family a mason jar full of my 3 month old piss if I could.
I wonder what DMX's popularity is like over in England. It would be interesting if Prince Phillip gets Farrah Fawcett'ed across the pond the same way he is here in the States. For those who remember, vaguely, Farrah Fawcett died (from a cancer caused by dirty butt sex) just a few hours before Michael Jackson. When Mike passed, Farrah got wiped from the front page entirely.
WtF are you smoking, care to explain the logic with the kangaroos and Uruguayans, cause I don't see it.
With the COVID lockdown they ran out of virgins blood to keep him in fresh supplies, less people on the streets for them to snatch up.
What they said ^^^ he married in to the family so he could never become a King he would become a Prince. But already carried the title of Prince in his own right. We have been getting broadcasts all day detailing his life. He was born in Corfu and then exiled to Germany. He got blood links to the Danish Royal family and them old school Russian royals. Old boy had an interesting life and was no idiot.
Yeah we feeling it for D over here but obviously he ain't on the same level of iconic to the general public as Prince Phillip and those of the Baby Boomer generation born after World War 2 hold him in esteem. I know he's a shiesty mofo who had the dark hand that signed off on a lot of deniable operations including "death by 13th column for Princess Diana". Hope X is up there in the waiting room with him cutting his eye and spitting at him!!!
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