Post a creepy thought you sometimes have...GO!

When a asshole cac cuts me off on the road. I have the urge to run them off the road & kill them, take their head as a trophy. Then take the car go to their house (using the home tab off their GPS) and bowl their decapitated head into the living room during family time...

damn son!:eek2: Might have a winner here
 
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oh she was taking it Mandingo style...ankles high and wide taking a pounding when conception happened

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1. That the ghosts seen on credible paranormal shows are usually white because once Black folks die and realize that there's something better on the other side of the light, they get the hell out of Dodge.

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I want to fuck my wife's aunt who is a little older than me. Also 4 of my wives cousins. Everytime I'm around one of them I envision smashing them. I feel guilty and dirty about it but I KNOW IT WOULD BE SOOOOO MUCH FUN!!!!:scared::scared::pain::pain::hellyea::hellyea::hellyea:
That may be a dirty deed if done, but it ain't creepy Bruh. I've said before that going to my wife's family functions, I had to have the discipline of a guard at Buckingham Palace.

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What if they put the covid on the masks before you buy them?

Is it still rape if she's already dead?

If I offer to pay her, is that a trick question?

Technically, isn't Jesus a zombie?

Why is it that a person who plays bass is called a bassist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

If your friend dies, how long are you supposed to wait before you try to fuck his widow?

Is it really stalking if no one ever finds out you're there?

Is it rude to cum in a chick's face while she's trying to talk dirty to you?

Am I a mother fucker if I fuck any mom, or just yours?


I'll think of more later. (How's that for creepy?)
 
What if they put the covid on the masks before you buy them?

Is it still rape if she's already dead?

If I offer to pay her, is that a trick question?

Technically, isn't Jesus a zombie?

Why is it that a person who plays bass is called a bassist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

If your friend dies, how long are you supposed to wait before you try to fuck his widow?

Is it really stalking if no one ever finds out you're there?

Is it rude to cum in a chick's face while she's trying to talk dirty to you?

Am I a mother fucker if I fuck any mom, or just yours?


I'll think of more later. (How's that for creepy?)

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What if they put the covid on the masks before you buy them?

Is it still rape if she's already dead?

If I offer to pay her, is that a trick question?

Technically, isn't Jesus a zombie?

Why is it that a person who plays bass is called a bassist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

If your friend dies, how long are you supposed to wait before you try to fuck his widow?

Is it really stalking if no one ever finds out you're there?

Is it rude to cum in a chick's face while she's trying to talk dirty to you?

Am I a mother fucker if I fuck any mom, or just yours?


I'll think of more later. (How's that for creepy?)

Technically, isn't Jesus a zombie?

I drop that thought often, in public, around the ultra religious folks. Boy that gets them going
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What if they put the covid on the masks before you buy them?

Is it still rape if she's already dead?

If I offer to pay her, is that a trick question?

Technically, isn't Jesus a zombie?

Why is it that a person who plays bass is called a bassist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

If your friend dies, how long are you supposed to wait before you try to fuck his widow?

Is it really stalking if no one ever finds out you're there?

Is it rude to cum in a chick's face while she's trying to talk dirty to you?

Am I a mother fucker if I fuck any mom, or just yours?


I'll think of more later. (How's that for creepy?)
What if they put the covid on the masks before you buy them?
Some people think that the test kits are tainted with the virus and you are given it when tested. This would be like an extension of that thought pattern. :dunno: :scared:

Is it still rape if she's already dead?
Well, kind of. You're defiling the body without consent. See: Necromancy

If I offer to pay her, is that a trick question?
Yes, that's exactly what it is. :lol:

Technically, isn't Jesus a zombie?
Well, he didn't crave brain tissue for lunch and seemed to still have cognitive function and full control of his motor skills, sooo I'd say no.

Why is it that a person who plays bass is called a bassist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
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If your friend dies, how long are you supposed to wait before you try to fuck his widow?
Was that really a friend?

Is it really stalking if no one ever finds out you're there?
Yes, you're just very proficient in your stalking...consider joining Special Forces or becoming a Merc.

Is it rude to cum in a chick's face while she's trying to talk dirty to you?
Certainly not! She's gonna brag to every bitch willing to listen about how she TALKED a nut out of you...she's that good.:yes::sleazy:

Am I a mother fucker if I fuck any mom, or just yours?
Well originally, it was intended to insult one by insinuating that one participates in incestuous acts with his own mother.
I consider it to mean any woman who has given birth to a child these days. MFer doesn't have the negative connotation that it used to mean
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Good questions OP. :lol::lol::lol:
 
Even though I forgot I already posted to this thread, Imma add another one:

I sometimes think that Earth (or, at least part of it) is slowly being terraformed into a hotter, wetter place by whatever lizard species of alien made the best deal with the politicians (or the wealthy folks that own them).

I hope the ETs all look like this:

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Not going to lie, I have some truly fucked up thoughts some time. Worrying that something was wrong with me, I did a little research and learned about intrusive thoughts and "The call of the void".
 
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Iliza Shlesinger

I think like Natasha she was getting it doggy too :sleazy::sleazy:

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which one looks hotter pregnant??

Natasha Leggero

Iliza Shlesinger
 
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