Poetry battles....if you got what it takes then come forward.

[ladyscorpio]

^^^I come in peace.

hmm all I got from that is that you scared. But hey its not like am judging or anything like that...naww i would NOT ever do that


Butcher where you at brother? You gonna let Mcguyver win? He called you a thumbsucker and something about bringing you to your knees You gonna let him get away with all that?

 

[owl]

Kindred spiritz we gather y'all,
on this day to see babylon's
bad-ass babbling lions fall...

Heed the call of the olmecs
built the temple with 'Hotep,
Mated spirit with matter,
created Sirius out of my plasmatic spermazoid splatter,

swallow your pride and pray
this mind's carved in Dogon tribal dismay
buried in astral planes
coordinated with Mars,
and a few star clusters around that way.

these brothers ain't
roses in concrete,
just daisies on top of graves
i freed the higher chakras of Nat,
and burnt the culprits down with Toussaint

Izzy, lady, lay and let me loosen ya kundalini,
cream through ya supratemporal body
shake and shiver within ya houen sixty cyber blocks away...


YBO

 

[mcguyver]

damn owl nobody won't play with you huh?

Watch out OWL here comes an eagle

God ordained me to watch over his people

Wasn't long before he realized i was too powerful far from his equal.

"Owls can make themselves appear bigger than they really are."

I'm as big as they come been in 10,000 battles not one scar.

"Some Owls play dead, their enemies usually leave them alone."

You don't know McGuyver, play dead

and I'll walk over and cut off your fucking head.

God slept with mother nature, created a creature

Scientist named the owl killa.

Part man, wolf, fox, weasel.....his name manimal aka mcguver.

After this there will be no sequel.

The Owl is far from my equal.​

 

[MartinAsante]

battle raps, i fell asleep, seemed more like battled naps,
words on screen appear to be little more than scattered crap
not throwin shots at any poster on here in particular,
but I run niggas in the ground like homicide vehicular,
but if you wanna bring it? hell, you betta bring it well, Shit,
cuz i end top niggas life like Omar did on Stringer Bell's hit,
the top crown its well fit, ain't no end or quell this
you'll be back to Lady Scorp on some "point finger-tell" shit

 

[Mr MajestiK]

hmm all I got from that is that you scared. But hey its not like am judging or anything like that...naww i would NOT ever do that

^^^Trust me sweetness, there's no fear over here.

I'ma start calling lil Ms Instigator from nown on.

 

[Izayoi]

Izzy baby I would LOVE to make a comment on these sensational poetic geniuses but alas i have been told that it seems that I favor certain cats(shane) more than others So I will step back 4 a minute and let the kittens oops I mean lions
So that what these things are called....rhymegasms....damn i get them in mulitples. its a wordsound gang bang up in here.

Lady S glad to see you back on the scene. Let no haters keep you out this piece. This is your shit! They need to stop worrying about who you are rooting for and worry out about Owl. He ran all through this thread, straight snapping necks and taking numbers and they worried about you? Priorities!

^^^I come in peace.

hmm all I got from that is that you scared.

Brutal.

Kindred spiritz we gather y'all,
on this day to see babylon's
bad-ass babbling lions fall...

Heed the call of the olmecs
built the temple with 'Hotep,
Mated spirit with matter,
created Sirius out of my plasmatic spermazoid splatter,
....
these brothers ain't
roses in concrete,
just daisies on top of graves...

Izzy, lady, lay and let me loosen ya kundalini,
cream through ya supratemporal body
shake and shiver within ya houen sixty cyber blocks away...

Owl's flow got me open like this for real Lady S. OPEN!

But looka here- it's the man out of retirement yet again!

Watch out OWL here comes an eagle

God ordained me to watch over his people
Wasn't long before he realized i was too powerful far from his equal.

"Owls can make themselves appear bigger than they really are."
I'm as big as they come been in 10,000 battles not one scar.

"Some Owls play dead, their enemies usually leave them alone."
You don't know McGuyver, play dead
and I'll walk over and cut off your fucking head.
God slept with mother nature, created a creature
Scientist named the owl killa.
Part man, wolf, fox, weasel.....his name manimal aka mcguver.

​

Do you see how skillfully Rocky laid out his case with those Discovery Channel type facts and then split the shit wide open! Oh my damn McGuyver- you win the innovative swag award hands down! Fire Mc - I'm making you the cherry red jello tonight old man!

battle raps, i fell asleep, seemed more like battled naps,
words on screen appear to be little more than scattered crap
not throwin shots at any poster on here in particular,
but I run niggas in the ground like homicide vehicular,
but if you wanna bring it? hell, you betta bring it well, Shit, cuz i end top niggas life like Omar did on Stringer Bell's hit,the top crown its well fit, ain't no end or quell this
you'll be back to Lady Scorp on some "point finger-tell" shit

*Shocked*

Lady Scorpio as much as I reach for enlightenment, I am admittedly a flawed and imperfect individual... BUT my faith is rarely misplaced. Even in the most unlikely heroes.

Domo , Inu no Taishou, domo...

 

[ladyscorpio]

Kindred spiritz we gather y'all,
on this day to see babylon's
bad-ass babbling lions fall...

Heed the call of the olmecs
built the temple with 'Hotep,
Mated spirit with matter,
created Sirius out of my plasmatic spermazoid splatter,

Izzy, lady, lay and let me loosen ya kundalini,
cream through ya supratemporal body
shake and shiver within ya houen sixty cyber blocks away...

babylon falling its dirrrty yall Damn I don't even wanna imagine...nah yeah I do the kinda rhymegasm Izzy has after this one...lol

damn owl nobody won't play with you huh?

Watch out OWL here comes an eagle

God ordained me to watch over his people

Wasn't long before he realized i was too powerful far from his equal.

"Owls can make themselves appear bigger than they really are."

I'm as big as they come been in 10,000 battles not one scar.

"Some Owls play dead, their enemies usually leave them alone."

You don't know McGuyver, play dead

and I'll walk over and cut off your fucking head.

God slept with mother nature, created a creature

Scientist named the owl killa.

Part man, wolf, fox, weasel.....his name manimal aka mcguver.

After this there will be no sequel.

The Owl is far from my equal.​

Now this is how its done, Mcguyver nuh fraid to take them all on. Hardseed man. Its pure murda, Owl he say there is NO sequel he dismissing you just like so. WOW

battle raps, i fell asleep, seemed more like battled naps,
words on screen appear to be little more than scattered crap
not throwin shots at any poster on here in particular,
but I run niggas in the ground like homicide vehicular,
but if you wanna bring it? hell, you betta bring it well, Shit,
cuz i end top niggas life like Omar did on Stringer Bell's hit,
the top crown its well fit, ain't no end or quell this
you'll be back to Lady Scorp on some "point finger-tell" shit

What do we have here? I didnt know we had a newbie in our midst. And he wants to blanket all the "lions" in here with one blow. Now I know how yall roll and I won't believe that yall gonna let that slide....

^^^Trust me sweetness, there's no fear over here.
I'ma start calling lil Ms Instigator from nown on.

Hmmm I see nothing that tells me different, like I said though Majestik you know its all love in here I mean I can overstand why you would be a lil afraid. but you do you dahlin, I'll still respect you in the morning

Lady S glad to see you back on the scene. Let no haters keep you out this piece. This is your shit! They need to stop worrying about who you are rooting for and worry out about Owl. He ran all through this thread, straight snapping necks and taking numbers and they worried about you? Priorities!

Girl you know I can't help myself, I only went oon a one day hiatus You know though fear makes even the biggest of men into mice

Brutal.

I prefer the term urrrmmm Honest

Owl's flow got me open like this for real Lady S. OPEN!

Lawd girl I can see why.

But looka here- it's the man out of retirement yet again!



Do you see how skillfully Rocky laid out his case with those Discovery Channel type facts and then split the shit wide open! Oh my damn McGuyver- you win the innovative swag award hands down! Fire Mc - I'm making you the cherry red jello tonight old man!

Mcguyver hitting them hard and just stepping back and chilling....Waltz back in when he feels like and drops another one. Just doesn't care if he leaves devastation. Cold blooded Murderer....hahaha

*Shocked*

Lady Scorpio as much as I reach for enlightenment, I am admittedly a flawed and imperfect individual... BUT my faith is rarely misplaced. Even in the most unlikely heroes.

Domo , Inu no Taishou, domo...

You Izayoi I have faith in however, it remains to be seen how much of a "hero" this person is I'm just saying

 

[mcguyver]

These dickheads throwing grenades and running. Count down to my retirement tonight. I give up on magnificent.....stay tuned

 

[MartinAsante]

These dickheads throwing grenades and running. Count down to my retirement tonight. I gve up on magnificent.....stay tuned

 

[mcguyver]

don't be too hard on yourself kid.

 

[Izayoi]

Hmmm I see nothing that tells me different, like I said though Majestik you know its all love in here I mean I can overstand why you would be a lil afraid. but you do you dahlin, I'll still respect you in the morning

Don't believe that

You Izayoi I have faith in however, it remains to be seen how much of a "hero" this person is I'm just saying

I hear ya Lady S, but just for posting after I called him a shenananinja, Martin is MY hero today.

 

[MartinAsante]

don't be too hard on yourself kid.

Step up Unc or kick rocks.

You Izayoi I have faith in however, it remains to be seen how much of a "hero" this person is I'm just saying

You know who's coming next...

 

[mcguyver]

Step up Unc or kick rocks.

Sit the fuck down you the one running all late running around saying dumb shit. grow the fuck up or get the fuck out.

God I hate retards. as a matter of fact this is how much respect i'm gonna show you. You on straight ignore from now on, i'm not even gonna address you

 

[ladyscorpio]

Don't believe that



I hear ya Lady S, but just for posting after I called him a shenananinja, Martin is MY hero today.

What....you dont believe me ....



And as for your "hero" we shall see...time will only tell. You know I give every one a "fair" chance



Oh and you see Rocky planning on retiring again. Hmmm how many hours of retirement do you give him?? Perhaps we should start a poll.

 

[Izayoi]

Oh and you see Rocky planning on retiring again. Hmmm how many hours of retirement do you give him?? Perhaps we should start a poll.

Rocky is full of it! He can not stay still. He on his 50th sequel already. These ninjas just get his ire up and and bam there goes another rhyme (I give 48 hours MAX, but don't be suprised if he bust back in here steaming for battle before that).

 

[mcguyver]

Thats fucked up.

 

[MartinAsante]

Sit the fuck down you the one running all late running around saying dumb shit. grow the fuck up or get the fuck out.

Brotha acting angry, cursin and gettin all hot
you sound constipated, either shit or get off the pot
off top, you aint fuckin with my lethal lyric weaponry,
Take the L, turn ya cheek and get to fuckin steppin B,
Before these metaphorical hollow points penetrate ya melon,
cut through your frontal lobe, eliminate ya cerebellum,
Poetic felon, microphone murder was the case given,
you might as well give-in before you stop livin

 

[MartinAsante]

He put me on ignore, I thought this was a battlefield
dont be mad my weapons were concealed and you got your cap peeled
dont run away son, I'll put the gun away son,
I thought this was for play son, niggas wearing tutus like lyrical ballet son

 

[mcguyver]

Sorry magnificent butcher couldn't wait. Its been 3 days since my last poem and no reply from you. Consider this the nail/s in the coffin.


Magnificent ball sack sniffer

I’m about to hit you with a lyrical headbutt

Here it comes motherfucker don’t duck

Cause its being followed by an uppercut

My lyrical content will leave you wondering where you heart went

You watch too many kung fu movies sit back and chill

Fighting with swords this day and age will get you killed

The only kung fu style you know is the “five finger palm masturbatory death grip.”

As you fail to comprehend and grasp

Could it be your mind is masked by ignorance?

Or are you blinded by the pure brilliance

Of someone who is truly magnificent.

Mcguyver the soul survivor.

Holder of the highest power

Btw, jesus didn’t appreciate you mentioning his name

so he sent me to bring pain to a magnificent Flame.​

3

 

[shanebp1978]

I'm the essence of physics
Upon the singularity I pivet
In perfect balance on these mental midgets
inconsequential like widgets
Now watch foul OWL Cowl
As I prowl
shadows across the landscape, With a werewolf howl
Here that little squeal his man make?
Don't let my stomach growl
Quite while your ahead for the fan's sake
Or get buttered & squared like pancakes
You like 'em Salisbury soft while I eat man steaks
Sippen warm Moet
watching the stars
waiting for the electromagnetic stream to form a jet
My daughter the Queen of creation ain't been born as yet

But Beware & Prepare to face the Monumental majesty of a living solar flare
with a colder stare
like the Rush of a polar bear
Conceived in the tombs of Thebes, her first breath is of older air
With the heart only a street soldier bear
To defeat the weak like Asante
Who ain't Akan
like Monty's tits he's getting his fake on
At Kwanzaa Celebrations singing Neo Nazi hate songs
Thought he was hard while wearing bathing ape thongs
Hand n hand with
Mr.Majestick, AKA Mr.Step N Fetch it
No fear?
How you bet it
clown, you's a let down, best to step now
before my dielect explode
and I get rebel INS mode, the best ain't been showed
don't type your big words bold
You don't impress this Tial body with your fake Celes
I feel the bless, been around the stars
stronger than a project housing bar
Break your dark crystal into a thousand shards
You fluffy like a Triple Goose
+ your girl is really, really, easy to tickle loose
I'm about to marinate her simple roost with my pickle juice
Because Ya'll cats keep spittin
ya'll worn out hand me down writtens
can't incorporate what the SOL presents presenting and the clock is tickin
To the ultimate defeat
Mag Butch playing hide and creep
against the rather unique
Like Jet Li, Shane's the one, I posses the Shine you seek

 

[mcguyver]

DAMN!!!Lamesince1978 is back.

I'm still retiring.

 

[ladyscorpio]

Brotha acting angry, cursin and gettin all hot
you sound constipated, either shit or get off the pot
off top, you aint fuckin with my lethal lyric weaponry,
Take the L, turn ya cheek and get to fuckin steppin B,
Before these metaphorical hollow points penetrate ya melon,
cut through your frontal lobe, eliminate ya cerebellum,
Poetic felon, microphone murder was the case given,
you might as well give-in before you stop livin

He put me on ignore, I thought this was a battlefield
dont be mad my weapons were concealed and you got your cap peeled
dont run away son, I'll put the gun away son,
I thought this was for play son, niggas wearing tutus like lyrical ballet son

This was aiight, I don't know I need more....seems to be lacking a certain something....but you getting there. Izzy has that faith in yuh so I gonna hope you keep on trying. You can make it. I'm rooting for you.

Sorry magnificent butcher couldn't wait. Its been 3 days since my last poem and no reply from you. Consider this the nail/s in the coffin.


Magnificent ball sack sniffer

I’m about to hit you with a lyrical headbutt


Here it comes motherfucker don’t duck

Cause its being followed by an uppercut

My lyrical content will leave you wondering where you heart went

You watch too many kung fu movies sit back and chill

Fighting with swords this day and age will get you killed

The only kung fu style you know is the “five finger palm masturbatory death grip.”

As you fail to comprehend and grasp

Could it be your mind is masked by ignorance?

Or are you blinded by the pure brilliance

Of someone who is truly magnificent.

Mcguyver the soul survivor.

Holder of the highest power

Btw, jesus didn’t appreciate you mentioning his name

so he sent me to bring pain to a magnificent Flame.​

3

Wow here comes Rocky one more time to end it. Butcher he nailing your coffin bro.

I'm the essence of physics
Upon the singularity I pivet
In perfect balance on these mental midgets
inconsequential like widgets
Now watch foul OWL Cowl
As I prowl
shadows across the landscape, With a werewolf howl
Here that little squeal his man make?
Don't let my stomach growl
Quite while your ahead for the fan's sake
Or get buttered & squared like pancakes
You like 'em Salisbury soft while I eat man steaks
Sippen warm Moet
watching the stars
waiting for the electromagnetic stream to form a jet
My daughter the Queen of creation ain't been born as yet

But Beware & Prepare to face the Monumental majesty of a living solar flare
with a colder stare
like the Rush of a polar bear
Conceived in the tombs of Thebes, her first breath is of older air
With the heart only a street soldier bear
To defeat the weak like Asante
Who ain't Akan
like Monty's tits he's getting his fake on
At Kwanzaa Celebrations singing Neo Nazi hate songs
Thought he was hard while wearing bathing ape thongs
Hand n hand with
Mr.Majestick, AKA Mr.Step N Fetch it
No fear?
How you bet it
clown, you's a let down, best to step now
before my dielect explode
and I get rebel INS mode, the best ain't been showed
don't type your big words bold
You don't impress this Tial body with your fake Celes
I feel the bless, been around the stars
stronger than a project housing bar
Break your dark crystal into a thousand shards
You fluffy like a Triple Goose
+ your girl is really, really, easy to tickle loose
I'm about to marinate her simple roost with my pickle juice
Because Ya'll cats keep spittin
ya'll worn out hand me down writtens
can't incorporate what the SOL presents presenting and the clock is tickin
To the ultimate defeat
Mag Butch playing hide and creep
against the rather unique
Like Jet Li, Shane's the one, I posses the Shine you seek

he called them all out


















*Dexter's back in the house* SOL psycho Extra Extra read all about the massacre....he gonna kill dem one by one

 

[mcguyver]

Here is some dirt for magnificent perpetrater's grave.

While you proceed to bleed

I proceed to suceed

there was no need for me

to rip up your master's creed

you tried to follow my lead

but you failed to see

the genius seed was planted in me from birth.

as i emerse your subconcious in subliminal verse

the prodigy in me emerge

and continue to serve

a lyrical blow to your vestibular nerve

as you stumble and fall

your head hit the curb

all because you were filled with doubt

its lights out.​

#2

 

[MartinAsante]

This was aiight, I don't know I need more....seems to be lacking a certain something....but you getting there. Izzy has that faith in yuh so I gonna hope you keep on trying. You can make it. I'm rooting for you.

Sorry my shit isn't up to par with these others, I just spit off top when I writing. Extemporaneous flow. I can't sit down and write for shit, nor have the time. But alas, I've been told my services are no longer needed so i'll leave with this:

I don't beef, ask Iz, I'm more of a ham man,
Lyrically an icon like American Bandstand,
Never boast or brag, no need to grandstand
leave you without legs to stand, niggas call you Lieutenant Dan,
Catch Me if you Can, verbally I fire and blast,
on a level you can't see like the Man in the Iron Mask,
Titanic flows spit when I start to rhymin,
Constantly in conflict, you can call me a Blood Diamond,
Superbly spit sensational shit off top with no hesitation,
lyrically lace ladies lips leaving an ill sensation
While niggas playing with each other, I just whisper in her ear,
spittin poetic romantic flow that she likes to hear,
A metaphoric wet dream, but she's wide awake,
her breaths become deep, her body begins to shake,
a lyrical eargasm, she's never cum before,
now there's a puddle on the floor, we slip out the backdoor,
from mental to physical, make the smooth transition,
now comes the hard decision, what's the 1st position?

 

[shanebp1978]

Sorry my shit isn't up to par with these others, I just spit off top when I writing. Extemporaneous flow. I can't sit down and write for shit, nor have the time. But alas, I've been told my services are no longer needed so i'll leave with this:

 

[mcguyver]

Sorry my shit isn't up to par with these others, I just spit off top when I writing. Extemporaneous flow. I can't sit down and write for shit, nor have the time. But alas, I've been told my services are no longer needed so i'll leave with this:

I don't beef, ask Iz, I'm more of a ham man,
Lyrically an icon like American Bandstand,
Never boast or brag, no need to grandstand
leave you without legs to stand, niggas call you Lieutenant Dan,
Catch Me if you Can, verbally I fire and blast,
on a level you can't see like the Man in the Iron Mask,
Titanic flows spit when I start to rhymin,
Constantly in conflict, you can call me a Blood Diamond,
Superbly spit sensational shit off top with no hesitation,
lyrically lace ladies lips leaving an ill sensation
While niggas playing with each other, I just whisper in her ear,
spittin poetic romantic flow that she likes to hear,
A metaphoric wet dream, but she's wide awake,
her breaths become deep, her body begins to shake,
a lyrical eargasm, she's never cum before,
now there's a puddle on the floor, we slip out the backdoor,
from mental to physical, make the smooth transition,
now comes the hard decision, what's the 1st position?

Fuck is this shit???

Fuck MartinAsante, from now on your name is "can't get right."
Cause its obvious your bark is as weak as your bite.




Its a good thing you are leaving...."Ham man" WTF??? Bye salty fucker.

 

[JackNickelz]

While others talk about caressing your sticky vagina lips...
and soft tongue licks over sweet tits and round hips...
I think about future walks and talks during moonlight gazing..
Because it's your mental, not just body, that I find amazing...
Inhale the candlelight dinners as our love slowly simmers...
To a cool melody, as low voices make calm skins tremor...
little shivers as "I love You" words deliver sweet salvation...
so my thoughts are thoughts of your mental temptations...
Hearts racing, because your words keep me pacing...
If your love was a book, i want to open and memorize each page and...
Understand your goddess like grip on my simple reality...
So I seek refuge inside of your love's immortality...
so while others only offer sexual outings of wasted time...
I offer you tha chance of stimulating your spine and mind...

 

[MartinAsante]

HAHA.

 

[Izayoi]

Sorry my shit isn't up to par with these others, I just spit off top when I writing. Extemporaneous flow. I can't sit down and write for shit, nor have the time. But alas, I've been told my services are no longer needed so i'll leave with this:

I don't beef, ask Iz, I'm more of a ham man,
Lyrically an icon like American Bandstand,
Never boast or brag, no need to grandstand
leave you without legs to stand, niggas call you Lieutenant Dan,
Catch Me if you Can, verbally I fire and blast,
on a level you can't see like the Man in the Iron Mask,
Titanic flows spit when I start to rhymin,
Constantly in conflict, you can call me a Blood Diamond,
Superbly spit sensational shit off top with no hesitation,
lyrically lace ladies lips leaving an ill sensation
While niggas playing with each other, I just whisper in her ear,
spittin poetic romantic flow that she likes to hear,
A metaphoric wet dream, but she's wide awake,
her breaths become deep, her body begins to shake,
a lyrical eargasm, she's never cum before,
now there's a puddle on the floor, we slip out the backdoor,
from mental to physical, make the smooth transition,
now comes the hard decision, what's the 1st position?

I don't know about you Lady S, but I have to give MA props for that. That was tasty AND freestyle!

Your pick MA! Nevamind just crack the book open and we will work our way from there.

 

[MartinAsante]

Fuck is this shit???

Fuck MartinAsante, from now on your name is "can't get right."
Cause its obvious your bark is as weak as your bite.




Its a good thing you are leaving...."Ham man" WTF??? Bye salty fucker.

Watch ya tongue Unc before you get the biz,
cat in ya avatar rep how big a pussy you is,
But ima leave you alone cuz it seems I got you stressin,
I fall back, uncock the lyrical Smith and Wesson
posed to be fun and games, shake hands at the end,
Oops, I didn't intend, your soft feelings to offend,
No need to pretend, verbally I transcend,
while you just spit shit, need an oral Depend,
This nigga jokin talkin about Life call me Can't get right?
you seen the movie, he had the best hoe on his dick all night,
And he got free, but if we doin this character shit,
you would be the faggot, known as Biscuit,
Bernie Mac's bitch, nigga carrying a purse, a gay clown
don't be mad me cause you wear ya boxers the other way around

 

[MartinAsante]

I don't know about you Lady S, but I have to give MA props for that. That was tasty AND freestyle!

Your pick MA! Nevamind just crack the book open and we will work our way from there.

No need for manuals, I got the kama Sutra memorized,
I just spread open ya thighs, and look into your eyes,
hypnotized, GET YOU HOT like a sexually pep rally,
In and Out all night like those fatburgers be from Cali,
with others you might be used to fakin like an award-winning actress
but the D make you cum so much, you have to air out ya mattress,
Interest is piqued, high notes you'll shriek, no need to critique the sexual technique,
And if you a closet freak, ain't no need to hide,
once the dick gets inside, I Bring em Out like TI

 

[mcguyver]

Its been fun its been real Big up to Shane and all my opponents. Everyone was good. peace!

Aight my last one is directed at my new punching bag/fag, MartinAsante aka Can't Get Right. Who just pulled up in his Pink Miata.



MartinAsante aka Can't Get Right.

With intriqute flow and technique

I made you weak in the knees

Investigation into the earthquake in the west indies

Uncovered it was caused by your shivering

and chattering of your teeth.

Motherfucker what made you think you could fuck with me?

When god himself labeled me CID (celestral Interstellar devine)

While he labeled you SODD (sits on dicks daily)

This morning I woke up and took a walk on the sun

And my day had not yet begun.

Looked Freddy Kruger straight in the eye

Made his fag-u-lust ass cry.

Told Michael Myers to suck my dick

Lined up all the SOL ladies made them cum with one lick.

Convinced hannibal lector he could fly

Threw him off a cliff and watched him die.

Took a nap so I could tell the boogie man he was wack

Right before I broke his fucking back.

Woke up shot myself in the eye so I could die

Met the grim reaper told him his moms pussy was dry.

Went to heaven in the blink of an eye

God winked at me, laughed and said “Why Mcguyver Why?”

I replied “gimme that holy grail I’m gonna add one more line.”

“Thou art thou be, fuck the church, pay your tides to me.”​

And while you are down lemme piss in your face.


MartinAsante didn't they already expose you? cheap trick.
Coming in this thread trying to ride my dick.
got executed with the quickness
Everyone knew Mcguyver was gonna give you the business.
Squeezed some of tha suga outta ya
and poured it in the tank of ya pink miata.
Now walk home fag.
Before McGuyver put your gay ass in a body bag.


#1 RETIRED

 

[Izayoi]

Wow Lady S while I was posting love poetry this shit blew up.
Where you at? Bring the fire extinguisher, sista- Martin poured the gasoline and Rocky "I can't retire for more than 1 hour" McGuyver lit the match.

I'm pulling backing before my eyebrows get singed.

JackNickelz you need to meet me in the About Love thread my brotha.

 

[ladyscorpio]

Here is some dirt for magnificent perpetrater's grave.

While you proceed to bleed

I proceed to suceed

there was no need for me

to rip up your master's creed

you tried to follow my lead

but you failed to see

the genius seed was planted in me from birth.

as i emerse your subconcious in subliminal verse

the prodigy in me emerge

and continue to serve

a lyrical blow to your vestibular nerve

as you stumble and fall

your head hit the curb

all because you were filled with doubt

its lights out.​

#2

Now thats what its all about....killinin it Guyver

Sorry my shit isn't up to par with these others, I just spit off top when I writing. Extemporaneous flow. I can't sit down and write for shit, nor have the time. But alas, I've been told my services are no longer needed so i'll leave with this:

I don't beef, ask Iz, I'm more of a ham man,
Lyrically an icon like American Bandstand,
Never boast or brag, no need to grandstand
leave you without legs to stand, niggas call you Lieutenant Dan,
Catch Me if you Can, verbally I fire and blast,
on a level you can't see like the Man in the Iron Mask,
Titanic flows spit when I start to rhymin,
Constantly in conflict, you can call me a Blood Diamond,
Superbly spit sensational shit off top with no hesitation,
lyrically lace ladies lips leaving an ill sensation
While niggas playing with each other, I just whisper in her ear,
spittin poetic romantic flow that she likes to hear,
A metaphoric wet dream, but she's wide awake,
her breaths become deep, her body begins to shake,
a lyrical eargasm, she's never cum before,
now there's a puddle on the floor, we slip out the backdoor,
from mental to physical, make the smooth transition,
now comes the hard decision, what's the 1st position?

Man you gonna let my attempt at asking you give me a lil more to work with scare you off.....Izzy dahlin I dunno hun my faith
But on another note....I like dem vibes....

just like that

While others talk about caressing your sticky vagina lips...
and soft tongue licks over sweet tits and round hips...
I think about future walks and talks during moonlight gazing..
Because it's your mental, not just body, that I find amazing...
Inhale the candlelight dinners as our love slowly simmers...
To a cool melody, as low voices make calm skins tremor...
little shivers as "I love You" words deliver sweet salvation...
so my thoughts are thoughts of your mental temptations...
Hearts racing, because your words keep me pacing...
If your love was a book, i want to open and memorize each page and...
Understand your goddess like grip on my simple reality...
So I seek refuge inside of your love's immortality...
so while others only offer sexual outings of wasted time...
I offer you tha chance of stimulating your spine and mind...

uhhhmmm Welcome to the battlefield Jack.... let me be the first to say
Come again.....please

I don't know about you Lady S, but I have to give MA props for that. That was tasty AND freestyle!
Your pick MA! Nevamind just crack the book open and we will work our way from there.

I gave props Izzy baby....you know how I do it.... I encourage strongly

Watch ya tongue Unc before you get the biz,
cat in ya avatar rep how big a pussy you is,
But ima leave you alone cuz it seems I got you stressin,
I fall back, uncock the lyrical Smith and Wesson
posed to be fun and games, shake hands at the end,
Oops, I didn't intend, your soft feelings to offend,
No need to pretend, verbally I transcend,
while you just spit shit, need an oral Depend,
This nigga jokin talkin about Life call me Can't get right?
you seen the movie, he had the best hoe on his dick all night,
And he got free, but if we doin this character shit,
you would be the faggot, known as Biscuit,
Bernie Mac's bitch, nigga carrying a purse, a gay clown
don't be mad me cause you wear ya boxers the other way around

Did he call Rocky a pussy....

No need for manuals, I got the kama Sutra memorized,
I just spread open ya thighs, and look into your eyes,
hypnotized, GET YOU HOT like a sexually pep rally,
In and Out all night like those fatburgers be from Cali,
with others you might be used to fakin like an award-winning actress
but the D make you cum so much, you have to air out ya mattress,
Interest is piqued, high notes you'll shriek, no need to critique the sexual technique,
And if you a closet freak, ain't no need to hide,
once the dick gets inside, I Bring em Out like TI

Nice one you getting better M A. props

Its been fun its been real Big up to Shane and all my opponents. Everyone was good. peace!

Aight my last one is directed at my new punching bag/fag, MartinAsante aka Can't Get Right. Who just pulled up in his Pink Miata.



MartinAsante aka Can't Get Right.

With intriqute flow and technique

I made you weak in the knees

Investigation into the earthquake in the west indies

Uncovered it was caused by your shivering

and chattering of your teeth.

Motherfucker what made you think you could fuck with me?

When god himself labeled me CID (celestral Interstellar devine)

While he labeled you SODD (sits on dicks daily)

This morning I woke up and took a walk on the sun

And my day had not yet begun.

Looked Freddy Kruger straight in the eye

Made his fag-u-lust ass cry.

Told Michael Myers to suck my dick

Lined up all the SOL ladies made them cum with one lick.

Convinced hannibal lector he could fly

Threw him off a cliff and watched him die.
​

Took a nap so I could tell the boogie man he was wack

Right before I broke his fucking back.

Woke up shot myself in the eye so I could die

Met the grim reaper told him his moms pussy was dry.

Went to heaven in the blink of an eye

God winked at me, laughed and said “Why Mcguyver Why?”

I replied “gimme that holy grail I’m gonna add one more line.”

“Thou art thou be, fuck the church, pay your tides to me.”​

And while you are down lemme piss in your face.


MartinAsante didn't they already expose you? cheap trick.
Coming in this thread trying to ride my dick.
got executed with the quickness
Everyone knew Mcguyver was gonna give you the business.
Squeezed some of tha suga outta ya
and poured it in the tank of ya pink miata.
Now walk home fag.
Before McGuyver put your gay ass in a body bag.


#1 RETIRED

man said Pink Miata ohhh my lawdy....fyah bun.....

Now the so called retirement of Mcguyver remains to be seen. LOL but he gone out for the few minutes that he supposedly retires with fyah in here....




LOL Izzy I just seen your post....HAHAHA girl its a battlefield....

 

[MartinAsante]

Its been fun its been real Big up to Shane and all my opponents. Everyone was good. peace!

Aight my last one is directed at my new punching bag/fag, MartinAsante aka Can't Get Right. Who just pulled up in his Pink Miata.



MartinAsante aka Can't Get Right.

With intriqute flow and technique

I made you weak in the knees

Investigation into the earthquake in the west indies

Uncovered it was caused by your shivering

and chattering of your teeth.

Motherfucker what made you think you could fuck with me?

When god himself labeled me CID (celestral Interstellar devine)

While he labeled you SODD (sits on dicks daily)

This morning I woke up and took a walk on the sun

And my day had not yet begun.

Looked Freddy Kruger straight in the eye

Made his fag-u-lust ass cry.

Told Michael Myers to suck my dick

Lined up all the SOL ladies made them cum with one lick.

Convinced hannibal lector he could fly

Threw him off a cliff and watched him die.

Took a nap so I could tell the boogie man he was wack

Right before I broke his fucking back.

Woke up shot myself in the eye so I could die

Met the grim reaper told him his moms pussy was dry.

Went to heaven in the blink of an eye

God winked at me, laughed and said “Why Mcguyver Why?”

I replied “gimme that holy grail I’m gonna add one more line.”

“Thou art thou be, fuck the church, pay your tides to me.”​

And while you are down lemme piss in your face.


MartinAsante didn't they already expose you? cheap trick.
Coming in this thread trying to ride my dick.
got executed with the quickness
Everyone knew Mcguyver was gonna give you the business.
Squeezed some of tha suga outta ya
and poured it in the tank of ya pink miata.
Now walk home fag.
Before McGuyver put your gay ass in a body bag.


#1 RETIRED

I read ya shit, you seem to have a big gay issue,
type sweet so Ima Rollout like Ludacris do,
figured you wouldnt stop, knew you'd come back at me,
but Mike Myers sucked yo dick, so you admit to faggotry?
Talkin bout expose nigga, you need to watch closely,
cause the things that you see, are not supposed to be,
While you fucking when men from horror flicks,
I'm giving ya gal the whore my dick,
Gotta be sleep to see Krueger, so of men you dreamin,
Jason and Freddy taking turns fillin ya ass with semen,
but hey if you get down like that, I'm not one to judge,
extra moist like cake mix, nigga you packin fudge,
Go head and retire, your rhymes sound half-inspired,
young apprentice, I'm Trump nigga ya ass is FIRED,
A body bag? Nigga you the one to die,
Crime scene all fucked up, call Gil Grissom at CSI,
Brain matter scattered, concrete street all red,
One shot to head, suicide note saying "I'm scared"
Final note, you say you made all the ladies cum with one lick,
Let's be real son, that wasn't tongue, that was just yo dick.