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Plane forced to turn back after passenger suffered horrible diarrhoea that dribbled down the aisle
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And to add insult to injury, your nose can't even adapt & adjust to block the scent cuz the airplane recycles the air so that funk keeps remixing itself and slapping you across the nostrils over and over
....and imagine being in one of the rows near the bathroom.... did that to myself once when I bought a last minute ticket to LA and those were the only open seats. Just the knowledge of what was behind my seat was bad enough, but add to that the line of people next to my seat after the meal service...half of them farting. 
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....and imagine being in one of the rows near the bathroom.... did that to myself once when I bought a last minute ticket to LA and those were the only open seats. Just the knowledge of what was behind my seat was bad enough, but add to that the line of people next to my seat after the meal service...half of them farming.
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I hear you on that. I've been on a few flights wherein there's been line-ups of 5 - 7 people waiting to use the washroom ... mixed in with older people moving around in the aisle(s) to ensure proper blood flow / circulation in their extremities.
It's all just too claustrophobic, mixed in with the stewardesses too, etc.
I'm happy to just be sittin' in my seat watching a movie, or listening to podcasts ... slowly enjoying a drink.
Lol @ your line about "half of them farming"
I'm not going to laugh because this could happen to anyone, I don't want to invite rhst energy to myself lol.
Man I was in a flight once and decided to eat a bag of Cheezits.
When that plane landed for my connecting flight I was walking around the Detroit airport looking for a bathroom like......
Man I was in a flight once and decided to eat a bag of Cheezits.
When that plane landed for my connecting flight I was walking around the Detroit airport looking for a bathroom like......
One of my funniest memories that could have been TERRIBLE was about a year or two back. I decided to do some late-morning grocery shopping one weekend. For whatever reason my stomach started cramping on me something serious. That feeling where one false move and you're ending up on Youtube known as the guy who shit himself in the grocery store.
But I wasn't ready to use the washroom ... it was just cramping and rumbling. I had to find an EMPTY aisle because you could hear me half an aisle away ... and see me sweating. Eventually when I knew one false move wasn't going to ruin me ... I made my way to the washroom and destroyed it.
I made sure to flush several times.
It's a weird feeling where you're walking around afterward like the best day ever feeling like you've got a competition-ready 6-pack. But 20 mins earlier you were almost inducted into the Ocking Hall of Fame because you'd end up on the evening news after a fist fight with a stranger after they recorded you walking around in literal shitty distress, and you got arrested and charged with assault for fighting them and smashing their phone on the ground.
I played out the scenario in my head walking around in an empty aisle.
Jus THROW THE WHOLE PLANE AWAY
At first I would've been mad having to turn around because of some shitty asshole.
But smiling shit for another five and a half hours would've had me beating the shi
What I don't understand is why they had to go back to Atlanta and sit there smelling it another two hours or more.
Take my ass to the nearest airport and give me a connecting flight!
Meant to say farting
Damn....auto correct trying to censor that word
Damn....auto correct trying to censor that word
I hear you on that. I've been on a few flights wherein there's been line-ups of 5 - 7 people waiting to use the washroom ... mixed in with older people moving around in the aisle(s) to ensure proper blood flow / circulation in their extremities.
It's all just too claustrophobic, mixed in with the stewardesses too, etc.
I'm happy to just be sittin' in my seat watching a movie, or listening to podcasts ... slowly enjoying a drink.
Lol @ your line about "half of them farming"
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Me too bruh... I won't drink nothing or eat anything.. I b like nope not going use that shit on here... I have been known to get a bubble gut here n there.. Goddammit cramps n shit trying to hold dat shit not knowing if it a fart or a shit
Yeah I was careful about what I ate and drank before my flight, I made sure my bladder was empty because I had a window seat and I didn't want to be telling person beside me to let me out all flight
If by some chance that person had a chronic condition and knew that there was a significant risk of them shitting up and down the aisle... unless getting to Barcelona was a MUST...it's pretty fucked up to get on that flight. Like if they were going just to chill at the beach....nah, fuck that.
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Imagine being part of the cleaning crew that gets tasked with that job. I'd quit on the spot
my first job at micky d
20 minutes into my first shift
some homeless guy came into the bathroom and shit all over the place
wiped shit all over the door, the floor, the windows
the manager asked me to clean it
i just took off my apron and my badge and left
Yeah I worked at Burger King in high school and people regularly used the bathroom wiped shit all over the place (wall, toilet, floor, sink)
The other thing that shocked me was seeing that the womans bathroom was always significantly filthier than the mens. Before that I thought it would be the opposite.
Sheeeeeeiiidd
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Brian is probably contacting the airline and asking for shit covered souvenirs from the flight
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Pumper: I want every tissue used and whatever else you used to soak in that brown texture( does the Hannibal lecture face when he made the fava beans comment)
Read this in George Clinton's voice
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