"BGOL family ... this is your former president Bill Clinton here. Just lettin' you know I want a piece of that Longoria + Ferrera menage action. Hillary who? Side note ... how come my damn daughter Chelsea (35) looks older than the wifepiece Hillary (68)? Shiiit ..."
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"BGOL ... this is Hillary checking in. Did that muthafucka HFunk get CSI intel that Bill is trying to fuck Longoria and Ferrera? Don't believe a word that Canadian bastard ever says ... he's always 100% bullshitting. But yo ... my daughter is aging poorly. HFunk spoke real talk on that ..."