good lawd o mercy
Eagerly awaits soundclip.
*goes to mop strange wet spot up off the floor*.
Look at this rasshole shit rite hay
Shame what? Ful
*Part II* Poetry battling...yall know what to do...
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Look at this rasshole shit rite hay
Shame what? Ful
I'll tell you what, I don't study dick
but my girl, she's a PhD - a scientist
Good thing you found her cause she'll get the microscope quick
she'll determine why your dick got swallowed by the Amazon p-fish
See, for the average man, this little fish enters the penis hole
But I can fathom to guess why it swallowed your penis whole
It probably wouldn't have found it if your shit wasn't so swole
from jackin' off so much your fingers were numb with cold
If you want we can call Guiness Book of World records
So you can be honored for having the least inches
Smallest dick on the planet and can't blame it on shrinkage
The only way to get off is to 2 finger pinch it
Please
Study this dick
while your chix . . . Guess what . . . she study THIS dick
You nor Magnificent can't fit in my clip
It's only .50 cal that I spit
Bodies I rip
Do you want to end up with shotty's on lip
You got no stock
but I'm two smoking barrels
when I LOCK, I remove bone from marrow
I'm the ryme injun engine with no arrow
Your stage life's in peril
Your the usual suspect
I'm Keyser
An THERE'S NO COKE!!
Midnight, I told you before, THERE'S NO HOPE
There is no war
Not even a conflict
I kill you Bill with my 5 point exploding palm fist
Like NGC 4414, I'm a spiral galaxy inside a man with a calm twist
I arrest your development
The cause of your slip and fall, but I offer no settlement
Shane got draws make of Kryptonite sediment
I can't believe CybaCipha shits and tries to peddle it
Dude is so far from his element
I'ma leave you stinking
like the carcass of Abe Lincoln
NINJA ASK YOURSELF, WHAT THE FUCK WAS YOU THINKING
Your the biggest loser
The weakest link, goodbye
Your nick name is Cooter
HillyBilly don't lie
Don't try, Just cry, Shane stay so fly
It's like your up against the entire A-Team
The Cloverfield monster is a manifestation of my childhood Day Dreams
an why did Midnight bother to speak out
Trying to seek clout
Nobody cared you ain't post, but when I'm gone
These ladies do the Burger King Whopper freak out
You coulda kept that weak shout
My energy is visual
You could try to walk in my shoe, but your wouldn't be able to fit it though
I rule on high from my Ethiopian Citadel
Your next choice is of central importance and so pivotal
You got my erk
I suggest you go back to the lurk
With your switch and your twerk
Before I put the bitch in this work
You'll get hurt, You suck, you blow head like Cobain Kurt
Ninja I murk
You call it a male pocketbook, but it's a fucking pink purse, damn
You'll get my patented EARTH SLAM
Your soul will traverse the atmosphere marked as a cursed man
WHAT!?
I'll Michael Myers ya moms,
Then Jason your pops
Freddy Kruger your girl till she tell me to stop
Texas Chainsaw Massacre the rest of your fam
Recognize who the fuck I am
I'm
Cyba
Cipha
The Shining son Let it be
The Hills have eyes and its Friday the 13th
Lock you in a room where they won't hear you scream
28 days later
Get Chucky from Child's play to Jigsaw your Leatherface
28 Weeks later
At Dawn of the Dead I might leave you with a Poltergeist
Wait another month then I'll get the Priest to Exorcise
From Exorcist,
the terror it's
your Resident that's evil
Candy Man and Pinhead said
You "Need More People"
You might be NGC Fourty Four fourteen
I am the whole constellation Coma Berenices
I'm an Alien Predator from an Alien race
Mic cord, rhyme board that's an Alien place (for you)
Matter of fact here's a gun and a map
(ya through)
Find the spot marked X and put 1 in ya cap
Look at this rasshole shit rite hay
HAHAH...lawd ah dun know yuh vex cuz yuh cussin me in Bajan....murdah...
I tell you ahready I have no shame. What can I say the serial killer moves me
Damn Cyba you know you becomin one my few Damn now I know Shane is NOT gonna take this ish from you.
CybaC on a side note bredren I am glad that you have taken up your pen again
respect. Continue the bloodshed dahlin
Your life aint gonna last forever
Nothing seem to be getting better
Not knowing when its gonna end
its the scariest thing
No sense in hoping
Grab your nuts try to cope
Fucker you reached the end of your rope.
Keep your eye on the scope, this aint faking
coming soon the awakening.
For cen.....
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Your life aint gonna last forever
Nothing seem to be getting better
Not knowing when its gonna end
its the scariest thing
No sense in hoping
Grab your nuts try to cope
Fucker you reached the end of your rope.
Keep your eye on the scope, this aint faking
coming soon the awakening.
For cen.....
Armageddon coming....Mcguyver threatening all of you. Its murdah 
I got you! 15 mins ninja. 25 at the most.
If he say 15mins/25mins then thats where its at. Deal with it.
PS you know u my own yes
Now stop de long talk n write down sumting
Yo All it takes is one watch to tell the time
One word out yo mouth and I know you lyin'
you say 15 minutes and I been gone an hour
If you was a superhero you'd have 1 power
so fuck the Lies and the lying liars who tell 'em
Come around again I'm a have to swell that melon
Your girl know the time I have her yellin'
and your cheerleading squad be in my section
I'm a go back to studyin' you lip professin'
go back to bend over buddyin' just use protection
One word out yo mouth and I know you lyin'
you say 15 minutes and I been gone an hour
If you was a superhero you'd have 1 power
so fuck the Lies and the lying liars who tell 'em
Come around again I'm a have to swell that melon
Your girl know the time I have her yellin'
and your cheerleading squad be in my section
I'm a go back to studyin' you lip professin'
go back to bend over buddyin' just use protection
Yo All it takes is one watch to tell the time
One word out yo mouth and I know you lyin'
you say 15 minutes and I been gone an hour
If you was a superhero you'd have 1 power
so fuck the Lies and the lying liars who tell 'em
Come around again I'm a have to swell that melon
Your girl know the time I have her yellin'
and your cheerleading squad be in my section
I'm a go back to studyin' you lip professin'
go back to bend over buddyin' just use protection
ohhh hell...just like that CybaC comes in with the heat short and not so sweet. Yeah I be looking at you CC your flow doing tings
Cyba
you as Alien as a Mexican
Why do I have to REWIND your ryme JUST to flex again
I catch predators
The rap Chris Hansen
Liven in a piff Mansion
You acting long, but Like Friend's Joey Tribbiani your dicks acting
my hand, your bitch's ass smackin
You can be Coma Berenices
I'm 21 of your nemisises
You can't fuck with dem and these
an you ain't near my nemesis
I bleed this shit, you ain't even really into this
Shane the Genesis
You work for pennies and no Health benefits
You fucking BITCH
You ain't a constellation
More like
hard stool constipation
When will you spit something worthwhile
I've been rippin MCess since my moms birthed child
Like Nuclear winter I curse the earth for miles
With deadly ancient secret verse styles
But you ARE a pinhead
in this battle you BEEN DEAD
In Jail you'll be the CANDY MAN because you RIM DREADS
Off with the head
You RESIDE with weak people's
No EVILS
I hold church will no steeples
Your spit continuously boring and feeble
You the terror from the Exorcist
But who's best at this
Like the Adam's Family you the Uncle Festus n shit
Straight simp
Your Poltergeist got a limp
In the Dawn of your dead is a dent
Your still rappin, 28 weeks later you wonder where Shane went
I ain't leather face but I'm after the Fame spit
Your Jigsaw I rip, it's child play how I click
with real ninjas with a machete I've cripped
28 days later you ain't learned not to give lip
So even your girl know's it's another bad dream
When you yell out in bed Shane split my spleen
Wasn't over cream
Just my judgment I deem
Your Fri. 13th ain't what it seem
Ok, it's been an hour, I come clean
I ordered a Pizza because my stomach was on lean . . .
you as Alien as a Mexican
Why do I have to REWIND your ryme JUST to flex again
I catch predators
The rap Chris Hansen
Liven in a piff Mansion
You acting long, but Like Friend's Joey Tribbiani your dicks acting
my hand, your bitch's ass smackin
You can be Coma Berenices
I'm 21 of your nemisises
You can't fuck with dem and these
an you ain't near my nemesis
I bleed this shit, you ain't even really into this
Shane the Genesis
You work for pennies and no Health benefits
You fucking BITCH
You ain't a constellation
More like
hard stool constipation
When will you spit something worthwhile
I've been rippin MCess since my moms birthed child
Like Nuclear winter I curse the earth for miles
With deadly ancient secret verse styles
But you ARE a pinhead
in this battle you BEEN DEAD
In Jail you'll be the CANDY MAN because you RIM DREADS
Off with the head
You RESIDE with weak people's
No EVILS
I hold church will no steeples
Your spit continuously boring and feeble
You the terror from the Exorcist
But who's best at this
Like the Adam's Family you the Uncle Festus n shit
Straight simp
Your Poltergeist got a limp
In the Dawn of your dead is a dent
Your still rappin, 28 weeks later you wonder where Shane went
I ain't leather face but I'm after the Fame spit
Your Jigsaw I rip, it's child play how I click
with real ninjas with a machete I've cripped
28 days later you ain't learned not to give lip
So even your girl know's it's another bad dream
When you yell out in bed Shane split my spleen
Wasn't over cream
Just my judgment I deem
Your Fri. 13th ain't what it seem
Ok, it's been an hour, I come clean
I ordered a Pizza because my stomach was on lean . . .
Yo All it takes is one watch to tell the time
One word out yo mouth and I know you lyin'
you say 15 minutes and I been gone an hour
If you was a superhero you'd have 1 power
so fuck the Lies and the lying liars who tell 'em
Come around again I'm a have to swell that melon
Your girl know the time I have her yellin'
and your cheerleading squad be in my section
I'm a go back to studyin' you lip professin'
go back to bend over buddyin' just use protection
Watch the time
But the wrath is mine
Like a Woman scored I leave you in lime
Deceased, but no peace, you never had shine
Guess what I'ma part of the crime
in the hour I was gone, the emotion of many songs
I walk like my dick, Steady LONG with the times
Fuck the lies? You ask.
It's all truth, FUCK YOUR TRYS
You ain't never stood in a parking lot with a tool and said FUCK YOUR BUYS
My lies who I'm tellin
You CAN NOT navigat game like the STATE Mitten born magellan
Stop these wolf tickets your selling
it's SHANE who split melons
Your life aint gonna last forever
Nothing seem to be getting better
Not knowing when its gonna end
its the scariest thing
No sense in hoping
Grab your nuts try to cope
Fucker you reached the end of your rope.
Keep your eye on the scope, this aint faking
coming soon the awakening.
For centuries RAW blood type been my koolaid
I'm gonna grab your dull ass daggers and give you a fade.
I'm on a blood thirst
No not a curse
Nor a Hybrid
a thousand times worse
this aint sprite
but i'm gonna obey my thirst.
MSC ran cause his ass too light
Not MC I'm gonna stand and Fight.
When i'm done your life aint gonna be right
I'll take it from here.....
Midnight.You are in the cross hairs of a Celestial being.
Out the back door I see Mag B creeping.
Where you going? I hope you aint fleeing?
Come take this ass whoppin, I'm treating.
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I'll be back in like 10 mins, no 30 ummmm no 45
that all I got 
You tell um who he think he is....
Cyba you see what the man say....
now tell me you gonna let that go...
Your life aint gonna last forever
Nothing seem to be getting better
Not knowing when its gonna end
its the scariest thing
No sense in hoping
Grab your nuts try to cope
Fucker you reached the end of your rope.
Keep your eye on the scope, this aint faking
coming soon the awakening.
For centuries RAW blood type been my koolaid
I'm gonna grab your dull ass daggers and give you a fade.
I'm on a blood thirst
No not a curse
Nor a Hybrid
a thousand times worse
this aint sprite
but i'm gonna obey my thirst.
MSC ran cause his ass too light
Not MC I'm gonna stand and Fight.
When i'm done your life aint gonna be right
I'll take it from here.....
You are in the cross hairs of a Celestial being.
Out the back door I see Mag B creeping.
Where you going? I hope you aint fleeing?
Come take this ass whoppin, I'm treating.
woah somebody get Rocky mad angry vex....he out to murder ah sound bwoy... put that hurting on them Guyver yeah you know how it goes
Yo Watch is broke
you got no hope
You like my rhymes
I can tell by your quotes
you put em in red
you shoulda put em in bold
Now, lets talk about the heat you hold
Tools in the parking lot
you must be a mechanic
Tellin lies again man
Your fans can't stand it
Claim you live in a mansion
believing its all good
We both know Domino's don't deliver to your hood
You keep talkin about dick
maaannn I'm startin to wonder
wanna go to jail?
wanna rip my spleen asunder?
you like Joey from Friends?
You want my dick "acting" your hands?
You want to "off my head"
You picture me rimming a dread?
You must be related to Whiteboy TX
Do you teabag each other?
Now, that would be incest
Your Parenthood wasn't Planned too good
If you questioning your own childhood
Get the fuck outta here mayne I'm not wif dat
E. Danticat wrote a book called Krik? Krak!
What the fuck that mean to you?
I just dropped a jewel son, go ahead get that
Oh you mad cause I'm stylin' on you!
Yo Watch is broke
you got no hope
You like my rhymes
I can tell by your quotes
you put em in red
you shoulda put em in bold
Now, lets talk about the heat you hold
Tools in the parking lot
you must be a mechanic
Tellin lies again man
Your fans can't stand it
Claim you live in a mansion
believing its all good
We both know Domino's don't deliver to your hood
You keep talkin about dick
maaannn I'm startin to wonder
wanna go to jail?
wanna rip my spleen asunder?
you like Joey from Friends?
You want my dick "acting" your hands?
You want to "off my head"
You picture me rimming a dread?
You must be related to Whiteboy TX
Do you teabag each other?
Now, that would be incest
Your Parenthood wasn't Planned too good
If you questioning your own childhood
Get the fuck outta here mayne I'm not wif dat
E. Danticat wrote a book called Krik? Krak!
What the fuck that mean to you?
I just dropped a jewel son, go ahead get that
Oh you mad cause I'm stylin' on you!
HAHA....you mixed Dexter with Whiteboytx...
as much as I enjoy your skills I foresee death in your future....
E. Danticat wrote a book called Krik? Krak!
What the fuck that mean to you?
I just dropped a jewel son, go ahead get that
I rose this morning from the Cold of a Siberian Ice pack
Read your rap, I'm still not convinced.
What again are you nice at?
The Vodka still in my system
The spirit of Pac Glisten
Thinking you rock, but Ninja you slippin
Ladies,
If it's real battle Mcee you seek
I suggest you take this listen
In the game I'm deeply rooted
When Cyba mentioned Shane
His woman's pussy pooted
MY raps, to construct, the library at Alexandria I looted
I don't hold back, I shoot it
Sometimes for effect or secret
the muzzle muted
I don't know what steamed dog shit on a stick this dude is selling
He couldn't find a ryme with the help of Ferdinand Magellan
His little insignificant posts are telling
Why would he Challenge this magnificent felon
Like the Corsican emperor
I was exiled to the rapper's Island of Elba
Meditated on the spirit of the spit
and returned to pimp the career of Jessica Alba
Like my Biz partner always says, PPPPPP
Cyba, your a Planned parenthood mistake
You be better off fucking a teen, and camping the night out at Jason's Crystal lake
Instead you suffer my pistol's fate
Now I teach your woman how to twist an shake
How to game a trix for my money, an make his pocket ache
Please, concede for Goodness sake
Only lyrical death awaits
Here's what it means to me . . .
Krik? An Krak!
Cyba can't get his woman back!
Maybe so tuff . . . he shouldn't act
She just loves where I put it at
SxxxyBlckBtch know how I bend that cat
ladyscorpio will attest to this winning fact
She can tell I got a slow burning wick and that I pack
in simple verbs
long lasting sex
In other words
the wall blasting best
Izayoi, are you ready to take this stick for a drive in test
Cyba bitch
I'm here to destroy
I'm a behemoth like the crane called the Platform Twinring
You's a Tonka toy
I move earth with girth
you leave them wanting boy
This spit brought to you by . . ..
Sasuke-Concentrate(Instrumental)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qNSExL26Q
XZIBIT "Concentrate" - uncensored
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/g3882sGkrNA&rel=1[/flash]
PPPPPP = Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
I been low key like the right side of a piano/ now I'm back to cut you off in medias res/ like the Sopranos/ finale episode/ so watch this vet explode/ with Scanner lyrics/ make the wackest rhymer head explode/ 23 years/ that's right/ started at NINE nigga/ never tried to get paid/ don't want to get signed nigga/ I flip verbs to relieve my stress/ plus I got perfect vocab scores on standardized tests/ if I rock a crowd/ it's at charity benefits/ the SAVE MACGUYVER FUND/ for retarded illiterates/ remember a lil bit/ ago/ was chided for droppin science/ now y'all niggas/ is aliens/ and ridin' with the Alliance/ planetary federations/ constellations and invasions/ I'll take my thanks now for the thread's lyrical innovations/ but how a red dwarf star/ quasar or a pulsar/ gone outshine the rhymes/ of the battle poem post star?/ you like 80's television series?/ then GIVE ME A BREAK/ your third eye couldn't see me/ and now we went/ from clowns to comic books/ some dude landin on the nightly news got me shook?/ come on man/ this war of the worlds/ you damn herb/ you gone die off on your own from Shane's STD germs/ so that last line will probably be your last line/ on to better things need to get a new past time/ LADY S, IZ?/ I'm tired of this barrage/ can we start a menage/ play hide the limo in your garage?
So much shit, where do I begin?
Lets start with all the dudes you jockin
Kurt cobain, shane, run, russel simmons.
Which one has their nuts on your chin?
Is this true confessions of a male vixen?
Yakki weaves, Jimmi choo stelletos?
Look Fag quit the gay flows.
Talking about weaves and high hells.
You straight?.........PLEASE.
Fuck that lets talk about how you gonna
get your cap peeled.
Hope you wrote your will
I'm sadistic and always ready to kill.
Your family don't have a clue
Tell them to watch the 8 'o' clock news
I'm merking you and your entire wanna be rapper crew.
Fuck you
and the pink dildo you rode in on.
You too good for the thread, then be gone
Save us the same ole tired song.
OF a Nonexistent rap career gone wrong.
"All around your livingroom same song"
"All around your livingroom same song"
"All around your livingroom same song"
Lets start with all the dudes you jockin
Kurt cobain, shane, run, russel simmons.
Which one has their nuts on your chin?
Is this true confessions of a male vixen?
Yakki weaves, Jimmi choo stelletos?
Look Fag quit the gay flows.
Talking about weaves and high hells.
You straight?.........PLEASE.
Fuck that lets talk about how you gonna
get your cap peeled.
Hope you wrote your will
I'm sadistic and always ready to kill.
Your family don't have a clue
Tell them to watch the 8 'o' clock news
I'm merking you and your entire wanna be rapper crew.
Fuck you
and the pink dildo you rode in on.
You too good for the thread, then be gone
Save us the same ole tired song.
OF a Nonexistent rap career gone wrong.
"All around your livingroom same song"
"All around your livingroom same song"
"All around your livingroom same song"
never said I was too good/ I let you come to that conclusion/ so now that's it's settled/ let's figure out what drugs your usin'.../ suddenly I'm gay/ after I make the ladies an offer/ in my last post/ don't want me dippin' in yout coffers?/ cause the newsflash is the latest emcee in town/ who can expose you lack of skills/ let the world see your a clown/ still talkin' yang about a rap career/ when the only place you ever EVER rapped was in here/ you could never step on stage, Corky/ style so dorky/ stumblin over words/ stutterin/ grippin a forty/ in a white tee/ blatherin on about peelin caps/ eThug don't translate when a real crowd reacts/ relax/ this is my hobby/ why you getting so furious?/ you must be Murda Mook/ cause you can't be Serius/ Jonesin for publicity/ with all your quick responses/ next time think and use SPELL CHECK before you spit your nonsense/ skills should get placed in waste recepticles/they stink like the carpet in project vestibules/ you a one trick pony/ a donkey in Tijuana/ you got clips on PissMops with somebody peein' on ya/ find somebody else at your novice status/ cause tangling with me could be problematic/ you asshole/ no accident/ my style's acerbic/ acidic when I be spittin' it/ the vowels get nervous/ that the consonants might get caught up in the chemistry/ of the adjective alchemist/ erase your identity/ from the Book of life/ another page torn from history/ go do a post search cause I may already have said it/ but if not let it be known/ MACGUYVER'S WORDS ARE PATHETIC
str8 up man go back up and click post edit
leave the coliseum now kid or get beheaded
they'll be callin every ambulance and emergency medic
don't you get it? pride will only get you hurt if you gone let it
you like lettuce -- bring no flavor to the plate
so hy not dead it?
call it quits or get called every name in the book
the more you battle me really Mac the lamer you look...
str8 up man go back up and click post edit
leave the coliseum now kid or get beheaded
they'll be callin every ambulance and emergency medic
don't you get it? pride will only get you hurt if you gone let it
you like lettuce -- bring no flavor to the plate
so hy not dead it?
call it quits or get called every name in the book
the more you battle me really Mac the lamer you look...
Your life aint gonna last forever
Nothing seem to be getting better
Not knowing when its gonna end
its the scariest thing
No sense in hoping
Grab your nuts try to cope
Fucker you reached the end of your rope.
Keep your eye on the scope, this aint faking
coming soon the awakening.
For centuries RAW blood type been my koolaid
I'm gonna grab your dull ass daggers and give you a fade.
I'm on a blood thirst
No not a curse
Nor a Hybrid
a thousand times worse
this aint sprite
but i'm gonna obey my thirst.
MSC ran cause his ass too light
Not MC I'm gonna stand and Fight.
When i'm done your life aint gonna be right
I'll take it from here.....
You are in the cross hairs of a Celestial being.
Out the back door I see Mag B creeping.
Where you going? I hope you aint fleeing?
Come take this ass whoppin, I'm treating.
Be sure before gunning. You've already been a victim of awkward sonning.
Before I perform the stunning, all chant the truth..."A storm is coming!"
I was born from iron. Forged in the fires that torched in Zion.
My words are broad and siphon the force of roaring lions.
When you die, stay close to the light, fool. I advise you to retire soon.
I divide coups and create divine rules with my Haiku.
I heard M-A-C...
Claiming "Men pay me...
...to drop to my knees, mouth open. And then they pee."
But M-A-G...
Summons musings that are ten days deep.
And slices with verbiage so severe, poets weep when they meet.
Scoffing at your wit. Chomping at the bit.
When threatening to defeat me, just keep that promise at your lips.
So put your fucking wig on, to visit gay clubs to sing songs in a pink thong.
When check boxes ask "Male or female?" You're all "Oooh, which one?"
Eating cake in a bonnet. Faking sonnets like your all time favorite is Onyx.
Low on cash. Passing gas at sperm banks to make a deposit.
To beat this boss, you're going to need a lot. Please just stop.
If it's option that you want...fine...You can choose defeat or a loss.
never said I was too good/ I let you come to that conclusion/ so now that's it's settled/ let's figure out what drugs your usin'.../ suddenly I'm gay/ after I make the ladies an offer/ in my last post/ don't want me dippin' in yout coffers?/ cause the newsflash is the latest emcee in town/ who can expose you lack of skills/ let the world see your a clown/ still talkin' yang about a rap career/ when the only place you ever EVER rapped was in here/ you could never step on stage, Corky/ style so dorky/ stumblin over words/ stutterin/ grippin a forty/ in a white tee/ blatherin on about peelin caps/ eThug don't translate when a real crowd reacts/ relax/ this is my hobby/ why you getting so furious?/ you must be Murda Mook/ cause you can't be Serius/ Jonesin for publicity/ with all your quick responses/ next time think and use SPELL CHECK before you spit your nonsense/ skills should get placed in waste recepticles/they stink like the carpet in project vestibules/ you a one trick pony/ a donkey in Tijuana/ you got clips on PissMops with somebody peein' on ya/ find somebody else at your novice status/ cause tangling with me could be problematic/ you asshole/ no accident/ my style's acerbic/ acidic when I be spittin' it/ the vowels get nervous/ that the consonants might get caught up in the chemistry/ of the adjective alchemist/ erase your identity/ from the Book of life/ another page torn from history/ go do a post search cause I may already have said it/ but if not let it be known/ MACGUYVER'S WORDS ARE PATHETIC
str8 up man go back up and click post edit
leave the coliseum now kid or get beheaded
they'll be callin every ambulance and emergency medic
don't you get it? pride will only get you hurt if you gone let it
you like lettuce -- bring no flavor to the plate
so hy not dead it?
call it quits or get called every name in the book
the more you battle me really Mac the lamer you look...
You must be desperate calling spell check
Is it because i'm coming straight at your neck?
Lets see so far you bragged about how you were on the stage, test scores, knowing weaves and women's heels.
And
ya wonder why I called ya simp
ya wonder why I called ya simp
I betcha
ya wonder why I called ya simp
ya wonder why I called ya simp
look here simp ya living in the past
At Def Jam nothing but laughs
high Fives cause your career they passed
Now you on this board talking trash
Writing checks your ass can't cash
No wonder your career ended in a flash
And
ya wonder why I called ya simp
ya wonder why I called ya simp
I betcha
ya wonder why I called ya simp
ya wonder why I called ya simp
You rhymes are flat, they have no fizz
Imagine if you made it. The most boring negro in the bizz.
I bet your mom wished you had died of SIDS
Not wanting the simp trait to pass to her grandkids.
Fuck, I hope you don't have kids.
And
ya wonder why I called ya simp
ya wonder why I called ya simp
I betcha
ya wonder why I called ya simp
ya wonder why I called ya simp
Spell check? You can't be serious.
Oh look, you spelled it S. E. R. I. U. S.
All your rhymes are a fucking mess.
And
ya wonder why I called ya simp
ya wonder why I called ya simp
I betcha
ya wonder why I called ya simp
ya wonder why I called ya simp
You confessed. I didn't say you were gay.
I had to look up Yakki weaves. Another spell check
it only has one K.
You know the names of women shoes and weaves. Come on don't play
Aight you are not gay just feminine, OOOKKAAAYY.
And
ya wonder why I called ya simp
ya wonder why I called ya simp
I betcha
ya wonder why I called ya simp
ya wonder why I called ya simp
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I've landed
The whole planet I back handed
Your sonning Was drowned out by my thunder and lightning.
Your RAW blood stinks like stagnant waters
Your mind is a video game and you are out of quarters.
My rhymes locked in your brain like cancer
Draining you of lyrical stamina
You are about to take your last breath hold on tight
When you die I'm gonna turn out the light
Leave you in Limbo
Take your soul lock it in a thimble.
your ignorance has brought your demise
I'm gonna serve your soul to the devil no coke and no fries.
And for the lies you claim
I'm gonna run through your family tree like a freight train.
Shit on all you Kin's brains.
I spelled it SERIUS because of Serius Jones... one of the best battlers out there right now... you wouldn't know because your wack... I'm not even going to drop another rhyme after what you just put in the atmosphere... choruses and shit... you're an R&B singer aren't ya? And... I've said several times that I never attempted a rap career, joe. Get some new material or get over it... <yawn>
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^^^^^ Shane- wow
He spit it now I'm hooked for sure.
Make room in the bed, Lady S.
Sis its like we talked about yes
and you know I am all about the sharing sis. 
Onyx this is our second poetry battle thread and Izzy has a Love and inspiration poetry vibe. How'd you miss this bloodshed
I will apologize dahlin if I had known I would have personally informed you ;.
Now you gonna get into this bloodshed we got going on.
We got room for more killing Rocky retired??? HA
well well well... Rocky looking to put some hurting on every body lojikal
thats fyah Mag B you knw its fyah bun when you come thru...
And by the way... if I'm the gay one then how come you had to correct my spelling of women's hair products? Thanks, I've heard my wife say the name out loud but I never knew how to spell it. I appreciate your correction.
You started naming off heels and weaves I was like is he making that shit up. I had to google it, i did when you first posted it I was like WTF!!!. I saw you spelled it wrong I laughed and kept it moving. I didn't know what the fuck a Jimmi choo was.You have no concept of what a battle is. I'm gonna drop 2 more rhymes on you then I'm moving on. You came on claming to be the best you should have stuck with that shit.
Where you going fool. I told ya aint no record deal this is just for fun. If i am wack then i should be easy prey.
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I rose this morning from the Cold of a Siberian Ice pack
Read your rap, I'm still not convinced.
What again are you nice at?
The Vodka still in my system
The spirit of Pac Glisten
Thinking you rock, but Ninja you slippin
Ladies,
If it's real battle Mcee you seek
I suggest you take this listen
In the game I'm deeply rooted
When Cyba mentioned Shane
His woman's pussy pooted
MY raps, to construct, the library at Alexandria I looted
I don't hold back, I shoot it
Sometimes for effect or secret
the muzzle muted
I don't know what steamed dog shit on a stick this dude is selling
He couldn't find a ryme with the help of Ferdinand Magellan
His little insignificant posts are telling
Why would he Challenge this magnificent felon
Like the Corsican emperor
I was exiled to the rapper's Island of Elba
Meditated on the spirit of the spit
and returned to pimp the career of Jessica Alba
Like my Biz partner always says, PPPPPP
Cyba, your a Planned parenthood mistake
You be better off fucking a teen, and camping the night out at Jason's Crystal lake
Instead you suffer my pistol's fate
Now I teach your woman how to twist an shake
How to game a trix for my money, an make his pocket ache
Please, concede for Goodness sake
Only lyrical death awaits
Here's what it means to me . . .
Krik? An Krak!
Cyba can't get his woman back!
Maybe so tuff . . . he shouldn't act
She just loves where I put it at
SxxxyBlckBtch know how I bend that cat
ladyscorpio will attest to this winning fact
She can tell I got a slow burning wick and that I pack
in simple verbs
long lasting sex
In other words
the wall blasting best
Izayoi, are you ready to take this stick for a drive in test
Cyba bitch
I'm here to destroy
I'm a behemoth like the crane called the Platform Twinring
You's a Tonka toy
I move earth with girth
you leave them wanting boy
PPPPPP = Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
Pass the mic and let me christen it
Hittin it
Inhale, exhale, bench press, liftin it
The smoke from ya spliff'll get
Sucked into the speaker
Shane's
Arm, Leg, Leg, Arm, Head
Dead
Mufflin' ya tweeter
Consider this verse a curse
Double feature for your drive in
Show lady Scorp and watch her dive in
Iz said to re-up so I put 5 in
Saturday night, best believe that its live in
S - O - L
I spit so well
You been smoking too much
Put down that L
You ain't never been to jail
You musta meant fell on
you just made a mistake
I understand you spell wrong
Why loot destroyed Greek libraries?
you must be a fool
I'm a product of the Egyptian Mystery Schools
You know where the Greeks stole all their knowledge
It don't matter
they don't teach that in jail or college
And here you go
Once again about the pistol
My mind is divine
and it shines like a crystal
And while we on the subject
of Shane and his lies
If you really tellin' truth
these girls gonna have your hide
I mean why put they business out in the street?
Kiss and tell
Man, I question your integrity
I was only joking that your gay
so you ain't have to prove nothin' to me
Or are you tryin' to prove somethin to you?
always talkin bout yo dick
and the girls you that screw you
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