*Part II* Poetry battling...yall know what to do...

[ladyscorpio]

Here we are again killers all Brand new day brand new year brand new battle.

Fight dirty,wreak havoc, cause death and despair do what you do best.

 

[Izayoi]

Yay! I'm excited Lady S!

 

[mcguyver]

Well shiiiittt, Lemme kick this off.

some neva learn
burn they souls
in coal urns
let the jinn take turns
until lil boyz
understand discern-
ment
take this new year
to master man
mastermind manage ya self
maintain the wealth
above all
multiply ya health
maybe next year
you can give life
to all
in one breath

As 2007 came to an end
I grabbed a wolf stripped him
of his sheep's clothing.
Turned him from a boy
allowed him to walk amongst men.
Halted his plight.
Transcended his foresight.
In 2008 will my lesson,
my blessing to him hold him tight?
Will he retain the lessons learned
as immaturity yearns
Will he stand firm?
Or will I have one last lesson to teach?
"Pratice what you preach"​

 

[smoove2k6]

This is one of my favorite poems, although it may not seem like much to others, being a marine myself and spending many holidays away from home, it touched my heart.

Twas the night before christmas,
he lived all alone
in a one bedroom house made of
plaster and stone

I had come down the chimney
with presents to give,
and to see just who
in this home did live

I looked all about
a strange sight i did see
no tinsel, no presents,
not even a tree

No stocking by mantle
just boots filled with sand
on the wall hung pictures
of far distant lands

with medals and badges
awards of all kinds
a sober thought
came to my mind

for this house was different
it was dark and dreary
I found the home of a soldier
once i could see clearly

The soldier lay sleeping
silent, alone
cureld up on the floor
in this one bedroom home

the face was so gentle
the room in such disorder
not how i pictured
a united states soldier

was this the hero
of whom id just read
curled up on a poncho
the floor for a bed

i realized the families
that i say this night
owed their lives to these soldiers
who were willing to fight

soon round the world
the children would play
and grownups would celebrate
a bright christmas day

they all enjoyed freedom
each month of the year
because of the soldiers
like the one lying here

i couldnt help wonder
how many lay alone
on a cold christmas eve
in a land far from home

the very thought
brought a tear to my eye
i dropped to my knees
and started to cry

The soldier awakened
and i heard a rough voice
Santa dont cry
this life is my choice

I fight for freedom
i dont ask for more
my life is my god
my country, my CORPS

the soldier rolled over
and drifted to sleep
i couldnt control it
i continued to weep

I kept watch for hours
so silent and still
and we both shivered
from the cold nights chill

I didnt want to leave
on that cold, dark, night
this guardian of Honor
so willing to fight

Then the soldier rolled over
with a voice soft and pure
whispered, "CARRY ON SANTA,
ITS CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE"

one look at my watch
and i knew he was right
"Merry Christmas my friend,
and to all a good night"



When you sit down to eat New years dinner tonight, please take a moment in your prayer to think of all the soldiers, seamen, and marines that are overseas and away from their families. Even if you dont agree with why they are over there.

 

[owl]

Well shiiiittt, Lemme kick this off.

As 2007 came to an end
I grabbed a wolf stripped him
of his sheep's clothing.
Turned him from a boy
allowed him to walk amongst men.
Halted his plight.
Transcended his foresight.
In 2008 will my lesson,
my blessing to him hold him tight?
Will he retain the lessons learned
as immaturity yearns
Will he stand firm?
Or will I have one last lesson to teach?
"Pratice what you preach"​

You ain't no thug,
in the heart of the city
you ain't no thug

you ain't no thug
in the heart of toooownn
u ain't no thug

what is it mac?
High off the similac?
Scorp ain't changed ya diaper yet?
insane
inordinate
i pimp pain in any quarter kid
Scorp, burp ya bastard seed
before I throw
it across the floor
make him brains bleed,
I have made his brain bleed
psychologically hard to breath,
let it breath
you can't bring
anything
to the realm
of seven twenty degrees
(see how fast i shake you,phucking bg...)
you dealing with the next
try to keep abreast
i'm forty years ahead the game
your twenty years behind me, lame
i break bread with dead kings
the black beholder of the ring
call me the Pervy Sage
ur no naruto
just another dude to go
scorp put the diseased monkey
back in its cage...

 

[mcguyver]

This motherfucker still yelling
"let me in the game."
Give it up simp. You can't handle the pain.
My rhymes pack punches heavier than a frieght train.
What ensued was me being cruel
and your rhymes being crude.
You had no clue how badly your pops
was gonna beat you.
Owl's yelling "daddy please stop before I call the cops."
I give scorpio/Po Po plenty of dick
she aint gonna help you trick.
You said you haven't written in years and it shows
Take a break from the blows
Go and work on your flows.​

 

[CybaCipha]

I know I said I would leave you alone but I already had this one done from before.

I think its a crime, how you corn ball bastids rhyme
That’s like sellin' them old school nicks for dimes
Or like the time - Owl confused him for her
black for white, day for night, pants for skirt
aww man, do you confuse blouse for shirt?
From tracks to Vietnam, whatever I’m on I drop bombs
You could never comprehend the type of shit I'm on
I'll snuff you wit the mic, suit and bow tie like Farakhan
Final Call, door to door, bean pies from Babylon
You a R. Kelly dude, getting’ taped and pissed on
Jailhouse bitch, gettin’ raped and kissed on
If you was Muslim you’d give new meaning to Fruit of Islam
Type soft
No disrespect when I tell a chic to suck me off
Yo Bi-Girl please Mercy fuck me off
Then I’m a change his name to Bi-Guy
You already lost to Mac so why try
C’mon now, steady spittin’ crack that the agenda?
I came upon the scene and now your gone till November
Of Twenty Ten
Banging on the board screaming let it end
I won’t bother you again, es finito ninja cest la fin


Welcome into the New Year everyone. May we all keep each other on our rhyme toes.

 

[ladyscorpio]

This is one of my favorite poems, although it may not seem like much to others, being a marine myself and spending many holidays away from home, it touched my heart.

Twas the night before christmas,
he lived all alone
in a one bedroom house made of
plaster and stone

I had come down the chimney
with presents to give,
and to see just who
in this home did live

I looked all about
a strange sight i did see
no tinsel, no presents,
not even a tree

No stocking by mantle
just boots filled with sand
on the wall hung pictures
of far distant lands

with medals and badges
awards of all kinds
a sober thought
came to my mind

for this house was different
it was dark and dreary
I found the home of a soldier
once i could see clearly

The soldier lay sleeping
silent, alone
cureld up on the floor
in this one bedroom home

the face was so gentle
the room in such disorder
not how i pictured
a united states soldier

was this the hero
of whom id just read
curled up on a poncho
the floor for a bed

i realized the families
that i say this night
owed their lives to these soldiers
who were willing to fight

soon round the world
the children would play
and grownups would celebrate
a bright christmas day

they all enjoyed freedom
each month of the year
because of the soldiers
like the one lying here

i couldnt help wonder
how many lay alone
on a cold christmas eve
in a land far from home

the very thought
brought a tear to my eye
i dropped to my knees
and started to cry

The soldier awakened
and i heard a rough voice
Santa dont cry
this life is my choice

I fight for freedom
i dont ask for more
my life is my god
my country, my CORPS

the soldier rolled over
and drifted to sleep
i couldnt control it
i continued to weep

I kept watch for hours
so silent and still
and we both shivered
from the cold nights chill

I didnt want to leave
on that cold, dark, night
this guardian of Honor
so willing to fight

Then the soldier rolled over
with a voice soft and pure
whispered, "CARRY ON SANTA,
ITS CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE"

one look at my watch
and i knew he was right
"Merry Christmas my friend,
and to all a good night"



When you sit down to eat New years dinner tonight, please take a moment in your prayer to think of all the soldiers, seamen, and marines that are overseas and away from their families. Even if you dont agree with why they are over there.

Smoove irie vibe right there thanks for the sharing.



Now to my soldiers in this joint stand firm and fight hard. Show no mercy.

 

[LeroyDibiase]

you begining to talk way too much. Both of you need to hit the love thread.

Watch it Mac.

To everyone, let's keep it nice and battle-like. Not beef. We all gentlemen in here. No hate in '08.

 

[mcguyver]

Watch it Mac.

To everyone, let's keep it nice and battle-like. Not beef. We all gentlemen in here. No hate in '08.

Happy new year fool. Whats up.

Me and Izayoi cool it aint like that.

 

[bigirl]

Check Other

The other day some shit went down I still can't quite figure
I got in 2 different fights on the very same night
First fight for being called white
2nd fight for being called a n***er?!

How is this possible?
If I study it too deep it have me fit for Bellevue hospital
I am MIXED
Obviously you need your vision fixed!

NO Habla
So whats your fucking problem?
I don't got no suntan.
My daddy was a brilliant and beautiful black man
Thats your real hair?
Personally I really don't care
but why you gotta go there

Examining me like a laboratory specimen
When all I do is roll around blessing men
and sistas
Yet daily I subject to these emotional scars and blisters
Whats up with that?
We all know where its at

Every day we all guilty of one of the most heinous crimes
Whcih is continuing to stay stuck in the trappings of the dualistic mind

 

[mcguyver]

Damn finally one of the women stepped up. I applaude you mademoiselle. Now get some fustration out. make a diss one.

 

[bigirl]

Damn finally one of the women stepped up. I applaude you mademoiselle. Now get some fustration out. make a diss one.

You think you can order me to do shit cause you are a man?
I strongly suggest you get a new plan.
I will do it when I good and ready
and when the right words and vibe come to me

All the nonbelievers
can go deal with their boring babylon skeever
weave wearing hoes
do they evan have anything to say in a flow?
i really don't think so

short rhyme tonite
gotta get my mind right
one day you haters will see the light
aiight?

 

[mcguyver]

You think you can order me to do shit cause you are a man?
I strongly suggest you get a new plan.
I will do it when I good and ready
and when the right words and vibe come to me

All the nonbelievers
can go deal with their boring babylon skeever
weave wearing hoes
do they evan have anything to say in a flow?
i really don't think so

short rhyme tonite
gotta get my mind right
one day you haters will see the light
aiight?

Oh shit! look at Bigirl go.

 

[Pussy Krook]

Bi Girl you are the epitome of the word enigma. Nice poetry.

 

[Izayoi]

Check Other

The other day some shit went down I still can't quite figure
I got in 2 different fights on the very same night
First fight for being called white
2nd fight for being called a n***er?!

How is this possible?
If I study it too deep it have me fit for Bellevue hospital
I am MIXED
Obviously you need your vision fixed!

NO Habla
So whats your fucking problem?
I don't got no suntan.
My daddy was a brilliant and beautiful black man
Thats your real hair?
Personally I really don't care
but why you gotta go there

Examining me like a laboratory specimen
When all I do is roll around blessing men
and sistas
Yet daily I subject to these emotional scars and blisters
Whats up with that?
We all know where its at

Every day we all guilty of one of the most heinous crimes
Whcih is continuing to stay stuck in the trappings of the dualistic mind

You think you can order me to do shit cause you are a man?
I strongly suggest you get a new plan.
I will do it when I good and ready
and when the right words and vibe come to me

All the nonbelievers
can go deal with their boring babylon skeever
weave wearing hoes
do they evan have anything to say in a flow?
i really don't think so

short rhyme tonite
gotta get my mind right
one day you haters will see the light
aiight?

Oh shit! look at Bigirl go.

Hell yeah!
Broke em off with that estrogen Bi-girl!
You see this Lady S, Bi-girl came with it!!!!!
This girl got some skillz!

Watch it Mac.

To everyone, let's keep it nice and battle-like. Not beef. We all gentlemen in here. No hate in '08.

It's cool LD. Mc was a little disgruntled I switched up the brownies for those cookies you requested, but we worked it out.
Lol- you know ninjas love brownies!

 

[bigirl]

Oh shit! look at Bigirl go.

Yeah I can flow
If I feel so
as you see you never know how its gonna go
with your perception vs. reality
expect you never know what you gonna see
am I making you horny
now?
yall said I can't go kung POW
when you get me vex
I most def know how to flex
my style
its just been a while
Its 08 and I ain't havin it no more
step to me and it will be a war
you will be in all alone
while i sit home an eat my cassava pone
got no more patience for fighting
i rather be at home writing
this aint my best
i just step up to the test
just the tip of the iceberg
you can't concieve of the rest
my hair is wet so peace
i gotta apply some hair grease
so i don't look like a wildabeast

 

[mcguyver]

You think you can order me to do shit cause you are a man?
I strongly suggest you get a new plan.
I will do it when I good and ready
and when the right words and vibe come to me

All the nonbelievers
can go deal with their boring babylon skeever
weave wearing hoes
do they evan have anything to say in a flow?
i really don't think so

short rhyme tonite
gotta get my mind right
one day you haters will see the light
aiight?

Look here lady no need to be mean
I'll take care of all you need treat you like a queen
Tonight you don't have to cook or clean.
I'll turn you into a mcguyver fiend.
At the end of the night
I'll have you feeling right
You can brush my teeth
hell I'll even let you rub my feet
Only you I'll give this treat.



Sorry but you can't mention my name without me coming back. presses reply and runs for cover.

 

[ladyscorpio]

Watch it Mac.

To everyone, let's keep it nice and battle-like. Not beef. We all gentlemen in here. No hate in '08.

Izzy I thought you fixed him up wit dis "niceness" ish LeroyD. This is not a "nice" place. get on the ball if you gonna play, we play dirtty...ok thanks

Check Other

The other day some shit went down I still can't quite figure
I got in 2 different fights on the very same night
First fight for being called white
2nd fight for being called a n***er?!

How is this possible?
If I study it too deep it have me fit for Bellevue hospital
I am MIXED
Obviously you need your vision fixed!

NO Habla
So whats your fucking problem?
I don't got no suntan.
My daddy was a brilliant and beautiful black man
Thats your real hair?
Personally I really don't care
but why you gotta go there

Examining me like a laboratory specimen
When all I do is roll around blessing men
and sistas
Yet daily I subject to these emotional scars and blisters
Whats up with that?
We all know where its at

Every day we all guilty of one of the most heinous crimes
Whcih is continuing to stay stuck in the trappings of the dualistic mind

Fyah...irie

Damn finally one of the women stepped up. I applaude you mademoiselle. Now get some fustration out. make a diss one.

You think you can order me to do shit cause you are a man?
I strongly suggest you get a new plan.
I will do it when I good and ready
and when the right words and vibe come to me

All the nonbelievers
can go deal with their boring babylon skeever
weave wearing hoes
do they evan have anything to say in a flow?
i really don't think so

short rhyme tonite
gotta get my mind right
one day you haters will see the light
aiight?

...BG gone 4 de kill.

Bi Girl you are the epitome of the word enigma. Nice poetry.

eh hem Izzy?? I don't wanna say your Silent Killer is a lil too silent.

Hell yeah!
Broke em off with that estrogen Bi-girl!
You see this Lady S, Bi-girl came with it!!!!!
This girl got some skillz!


It's cool LD. Mc was a little disgruntled I switched up the brownies for those cookies you requested, but we worked it out.
Lol- you know ninjas love brownies!

Izzy with BG on the block we'll see how the lions' roar changes

 

[mcguyver]

McGuyver hit the ladies?
Are you crazy?
For bigirl I'm putting away the chrome
pulling out the bone
that will make her shiver and moan.
I tell yah she is getting me with the
spitting off the dome.
Fuck is a kung pow?
Does that mean fuck right now?
My boy cyba spits the languages
Fuck is he? Yo can you translate this?
Fuck your hair grease,
Fuck your staightening comb
Fuck the phone
I wanna make the wilderbeast moan.

 

[bigirl]

Look here lady no need to be mean
I'll take care of all you need treat you like a queen
Tonight you don't have to cook or clean.
I'll turn you into a mcguyver feind.
At the end of the night
I'll have you feeling right
You can brush my teeth
hell I'll even let you rub my feet
Only you I'll give this treat.



Sorry but you can't mention my name without me coming back. presses reply and runs for cover.

"let me rub your feet" ???!!!!
what kinda sheit you been smoking?
You certainly must be joking
if you think you got what it takes to be poking
this sweeat and strong vagina
you almost got me in the mind to
burst out laughing
so hard i nearly crapping
my pants
cause you actually think you have a chance

(all love guyver just chatting fuck)

 

[mcguyver]

"let me rub your feet" ???!!!!
what kinda sheit you been smoking?
You certainly must be joking
if you think you got what it takes to be poking
this sweeat and strong vagina
you almost got me in the mind to
burst out laughing
so hard i nearly crapping
my pants
cause you actually think you have a chance

(all love guyver just chatting fuck)

I know baby. I know how you are thats why i put that in there go do your hair and hurry back.

 

[bigirl]

McGuyver hit the ladies?
Are you crazy?
For bigirl I'm putting away the chrome
pulling out the bone
that will make he shiver and moan.
I tell yah she is getting me with the
spitting off the dome.
Fuck is a kung pow?
Does that mean fuck right now?
My boy cyba spits the languages
Fuck is he? Yo can you translate this?
Fuck you hair grease,
Fuck your staightening comb
Fuck the phone
I wanna make the wilderbeast moan.

thanks for the compliment
but no offense i really don't got time for it
right now
a penis i can just not allow
in my area
i know i sound scary yeah
but i don't give a fuck
you keep on though if you think you got that much luck
what you really bringing to the table?
you got that much ego that you think you that skilled and able
to break me out of my celibacy?
takes more than some weak lines and Hennesy

 

[mcguyver]

thanks for the compliment
but no offense i really don't got time for it
right now
a penis i can just not allow
in my area
i know i sound scary yeah
but i don't give a fuck
you keep on though if you think you got that much luck
what you really bringing to the table?
you got that much ego that you think you that skilled and able
to break me out of my celibacy?
takes more than some weak lines and Hennesy

You a trip.........hennesy gotta remember that.......hennesy

McGuyver aint neva scared.

 

[bigirl]

We all gentlemen in here.

 

[Izayoi]

Izzy I thought you fixed him up wit dis "niceness" ish LeroyD. This is not a "nice" place. get on the ball if you gonna play, we play dirtty...ok thanks

Don't tempt him, sistren.
Come on get your massage, LD and stop stirring Lady S up. She's relentless with the um "encouragement"

eh hem Izzy?? I don't wanna say your Silent Killer is a lil too silent.

I know what's up with that PK.
Only person stealing pussy right now is Bigirl!

Izzy with BG on the block we'll see how the lions' roar changes

I predict a purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Bi about to have them all zoned out like this:

You a trip.........hennesy gotta remember that.......hennesy

McGuyver aint neva scared.

 

[ladyscorpio]

Eh hem....now I notice that Rocky gone put way de chrome Now what i can only assume is that becuz BG is of the female gender he might be a lil fraid of getting hurt and perhaps figures he'll try the "softer" approach...

Now I know BG would take him on and bloody his ass up just for kicks and not care.... and they call us the weaker of the species


BG stepped up lit a fire
Took on Rocky...
Izzy I bet you he gonna retire

 

[mcguyver]

you got that much ego that you think you that skilled and able
to break me out of my celibacy?
takes more than some weak lines and Hennesy

That right there got you in trouble
Uh Oh! yah better grab the Hennesy make it a double
How the fuck you celibate
when I hear you sell a bit.
Celibacy won't work when you on your knees
so please seize my shit.
watch its heavy don't tip
and please watch your grip.
When I finish dragging you all over this thread.
I'm gonna take you and all your lesbian friends to bed.
You can rub my feet while they give me head.
Oh and I promise I won't nut in your dreads.
sell a bit? I even got your tip
Swallowing will get you more money
Its the shit
No need to bring porno flicks
I could fuck even watching the nicks
Don't get piss baby this poetry is just for kicks.

 

[ladyscorpio]

That right there got you in trouble
Uh Oh! yah better grab the Hennesy make it a double
How the fuck you celibate
when I hear you sell a bit.
Celibacy won't work when you on your knees
so please cease my shit.
watch its heavy don't tip
and please watch your grip.
When I finish dragging you all over this thread.
I'm gonna take you and all your lesbian friends to bed.
You can rub my feet while they give me head.
Oh and I promise I won't nut in your dreads.
sell a bit? I even got your tip
Swallowing will get you more money
Its the shit
No need to bring porno flicks
I could fuck even watching the nicks
Don't get piss baby this poetry is just for kicks.

What is this I see?? Did Rocky just go hardcore? mayhem.. he just laid BG out on the floor....BG you not gonna take that lyin down are you. Rocky feel he ah bad man...only one bad man in this joint...




Izzy?? you see that ish girl

 

[bigirl]

That right there got you in trouble
Uh Oh! yah better grab the Hennesy make it a double
How the fuck you celibate
when I hear you sell a bit.
Celibacy won't work when you on your knees
so please cease my shit.
watch its heavy don't tip
and please watch your grip.
When I finish dragging you all over this thread.
I'm gonna take you and all your lesbian friends to bed.
You can rub my feet while they give me head.
Oh and I promise I won't nut in your dreads.
sell a bit? I even got your tip
Swallowing will get you more money
Its the shit
No need to bring porno flicks
I could fuck even watching the nicks
Don't get piss baby this poetry is just for kicks.

Yeah I sell you and your kind
to rich white bitches
who know exactly what they have in mind
r u sure u have the strength and the time?
most importantly
can you fuck better than you can rhyme?

you sound kinda lame and wack
me and my bi friends will send u to venus and back
again
once u feel the strapon u will cluck like a mama hen
and beg for more
but we will send you to the corner store
for more guinness
since u aint even ready to handle the bizness

its a shame this the second response i write
but the server crashed again tonite
and wouldnt let me go back
just said server stopped responding
i nearly had a heart attack

i wish you got the first version
cause i really put the hurt on you son
go get me a next guinness now hon
and dont forget its all peace love and one

 

[ladyscorpio]

Yeah I sell you and your kind
to rich white bitches
who know exactly what they have in mind
r u sure u have the strength and the time?
most importantly
can you fuck better than you can rhyme?

you sound kinda lame and wack
me and my bi friends will send u to venus and back
again
once u feel the strapon u will cluck like a mama hen
and beg for more
but we will send you to the corner store
for more guinness
since u aint even ready to handle the bizness

its a shame this the second response i write
but the server crashed again tonite
and wouldnt let me go back
just said server stopped responding
i nearly had a heart attack

i wish you got the first version
cause i really put the hurt on you son
go get me a next guinness now hon
and dont forget its all peace love and one

bullet bullet bullet....its like BG saying to Mr Rocky that he's her bitch. Well that is how I interpreted it....i could be wrong...who knows...

 

[bigirl]

bullet bullet bullet....its like BG saying to Mr Rocky that he's her bitch. Well that is how I interpreted it....i could be wrong...who knows...

u lil instigator u i gonna have to spank u cause u wicked

 

[shanebp1978]

Part two
It's the new
year
I declare so hear
No man will stand, I assinate the whole clan with my Sho-gun Program
I'm The Ronin Car chase
13th gear
When I formed, the EARTH stood clear
In an unmarked grave Sun Tzu shook in fear
I destroy the world Cyba Piper took dear
to his heart
Release the power of the covenant and it's ARK
Didn't Pac or Bush teach you anything
BOMB FIRST
Because my 2nd blow will be a secular molecular palm burst
Like Nick cage, I Ghost raid with a hard curse
in a fully armed herse
No scales needed to gage, I'm the first
Worthy warrior on this page in a rage
Last time I slayed
This year I train with Kinnosuke Yorozuya in a cave
Plus I'm gettin paid
In other Tom Cruise, news
you lose
Silly fools
If You post
You just rolled up a snowball and tossed yourself into hell
If you THINK you have a chance
Do tell
but Half ya'll can't spell
Like face regonition software I identiy your bitch
using my FORWARD ASSIST
to be honest, most of ya'll make me sick
why not Just split
Like Gladys Knight and the pips
before your whore morals get ripped
Your house get lit
By my 20 mm Vulcan cannon spit
100 rounds or words per second with mad kick
I got the ladies of SOL Locked and didn't have to show my dick
Ya'lls weak licks can't manage a clit
This is the glorious chorus
my bloodline Predynastic from Horus
I stand by my SOL Scorpios and my heart who is Taurus
While ya'll attempts bore us

 

[lojikal1]

the atmospherics of my lyrics/ my style def/ but you the one who can't hear it/ step near it/ and the graviton field/ will leave you with wounds modern medicine can't heal/ brotha man you just need to chill/ ya girl call me En Vogue/ I'm givin her something she can feel/ and she luh the sensation tactile/ she said when you hit it you seem to lack style/ and don't make up with substance/ and you rhyme like you wear make up or something/ find a new hobby to take up or something/ your skills null and void/ in other words nothing/ while with me/ all things encompassed/ call me confident, arrogant, or pompous/ either way guaranteed you'll bump this/ to the top of the board/ cause the rest leave you bored/ unimpressed/ cause they test/ all scored like they four/ mentally retro/ they barely claim hetro/ graspin' for straws/ when they should really just let go/ not even my best flow/ but it'll suffice/ cause with what I seen/ I'm the only one that's nice

 

[mcguyver]

Yeah I sell you and your kind
to rich white bitches
who know exactly what they have in mind
r u sure u have the strength and the time?
most importantly
can you fuck better than you can rhyme?

you sound kinda lame and wack
me and my bi friends will send u to venus and back
again
once u feel the strapon u will cluck like a mama hen
and beg for more
but we will send you to the corner store
for more guinness
since u aint even ready to handle the bizness

its a shame this the second response i write
but the server crashed again tonite
and wouldnt let me go back
just said server stopped responding
i nearly had a heart attack

i wish you got the first version
cause i really put the hurt on you son
go get me a next guinness now hon
and dont forget its all peace love and one

I'll get you a guiness
After I give you the business
Look here lightbright
I bet that pussy is tight,
Playing with it everynight.
You the only chick I know that would rather
not fuck but fight.
I'm about to paint this picture in black and white.
Why do you care if any one thinks you are blue, red, orange or brown?
Always running around the board yelling showdown
instead of fucking You running around the board with a frown.
Come and get some dick I'll turn that frown upside down.
The server crashing, that was the echo of my punch.
I already apologized to HNIC, I promised him lunch.
I sound lame and wack?
Maybe because you are reading this lying on your back.
Thinking about my nut sack.
You playing with strap ons?
You don't want dick but would rather play with fake ones?
Lady please stop the nonsense.
No wonder your ass is always tense.
Does a fake dick really make sense?
Come to my world and get bent
I bet you are worth every penny spent
Fuck the car payment
Fuck the rent
You'll leave with a smile and some common sense.​