LOL are you fucking serious? You calling Hollis dirty? Let me google some pics of NJ:
Carteret, NJ
NJ Turnpike
NJ Turnpike
I trust I made my point.
Don't forget the smell
Only good thing about NJ
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Don't forget the smell
Not quite.
Gas is cheap because it's full-serve only, so the gas station owners pay lower insurance.
By having "trained professionals"
pumping the gas, and keeping people in the car, it's a safer environment. Along that thought though...I hate fuckin tolls.
Im still confused as to why it is illegal to pump your own gas in NJ
Is it really?
Man, if you been giving tips to people pumping your gas in NJ....
you been bamboozled
you been bamboozled
Nobody really enforces it though. Sometimes if they are taking too long and I am paying with a card I will pump it myself.
In the summer on the bike I always pump my own gas.
I don't think he was saying that North Jersey is like NYC.... or South Jersey is like Philly. It's like this; east of mercer county and north of Ocean county, people identify with NYC. 3/4 of the people on my street work in NYC, wears NYC sports team jerseys... probably 2 out of every 5 people on my block are from Brooklyn or Staten Island. Cross over into Mercer County or Ocean county though, and NYC gets replaced with Philly. Philly sports jerseys, Philly loyalty.... my office was in Mercer, and everyone I worked with lived in Philly or moved near work from Philly except me.
^^^there you go.......some times it's a little hard for the slow ones to get shit, I don't have the patience......thanx for explaining.
Fuckin'turningrighttogoleftjughandlebullshit
When I lived in South Plainefield for a couple of years I
learned these things about Jersey...
When I lived in South Plainefield for a couple of years I
learned these things about Jersey...
- If you have some sort of plans for the evening at the crib that require bevereges, make sure you get your alcohol early (I spent my first fuckin' b-day in Jersey drinkin' a half a bottle of stale Hipnotic because we slept on the store hours and NOBODY was trying to hop in the car and ride to NYC with my boy who was FROM Jersey. Nigga acted like it was normal to travel an hour and pay 2 fuckin' tolls for a 12 pack of Heinekin)
- Apparently South Plainfield is where the Italians actually DO all drive Cameros or Cadillacs, wear Le Coq Sportif sweatsuits and PAY GOOD MONEY to have hair stylists give them mullets
- Apparently EVERY single one of those above Italian families has at least one family member on SSI or long term disability who appears to be healthy as fuck
- Spending $450K on a house that has a fucking RAILROAD running through the back yard is OK
- Apparently technology is such that if you just wave your arm like you are tossing a quarter in the tollbooth and keep rolling, they know it.
- NEVER let a relocation specialist in Texas find you a crib in Jersey
- If you hit up just the right gas station at the right time, you can get a fill up, a bootleg movie and/or CD and a dub sack all from the same dude (and he was fucking Afghan!).
man i had a damn near try to fight me one morning. i got a fill up and went into the little store came out my gas was done so i took the nozzle out and got my receipt dude come running over with an attitude talking about what are you trying to get me fired.
LOL are you fucking serious? You calling Hollis dirty? Let me google some pics of NJ:
Carteret, NJ
NJ Turnpike
NJ Turnpike
I trust I made my point.
long islander here
im going to have to agree
hollis is a shithole
lol... you ever make it over into Plainfield during your time next-door?
Plainfield is a dump... but we (born there, no longer living there) got Texas Wieners.. best damn hot dogs in the world! Watchung Ave & Front St.!!!
Plainfield is a dump... but we (born there, no longer living there) got Texas Wieners.. best damn hot dogs in the world! Watchung Ave & Front St.!!!
Fuckin'turningrighttogoleftjughandlebullshit
When I lived in South Plainefield for a couple of years I
learned these things about Jersey...
- If you have some sort of plans for the evening at the crib that require bevereges, make sure you get your alcohol early (I spent my first fuckin' b-day in Jersey drinkin' a half a bottle of stale Hipnotic because we slept on the store hours and NOBODY was trying to hop in the car and ride to NYC with my boy who was FROM Jersey. Nigga acted like it was normal to travel an hour and pay 2 fuckin' tolls for a 12 pack of Heinekin)
- Apparently South Plainfield is where the Italians actually DO all drive Cameros or Cadillacs, wear Le Coq Sportif sweatsuits and PAY GOOD MONEY to have hair stylists give them mullets
- Apparently EVERY single one of those above Italian families has at least one family member on SSI or long term disability who appears to be healthy as fuck
- Spending $450K on a house that has a fucking RAILROAD running through the back yard is OK
- Apparently technology is such that if you just wave your arm like you are tossing a quarter in the tollbooth and keep rolling, they know it.
- NEVER let a relocation specialist in Texas find you a crib in Jersey
- If you hit up just the right gas station at the right time, you can get a fill up, a bootleg movie and/or CD and a dub sack all from the same dude (and he was fucking Afghan!).
lol... you ever make it over into Plainfield during your time next-door?
Plainfield is a dump... but we (born there, no longer living there) got Texas Wieners.. best damn hot dogs in the world! Don't accept any other city's Texas Weiners...even if they're actually in Texas (and don't clown me for saying weiner) Watchung Ave & Front St.!!!
Plainfield is a dump... but we (born there, no longer living there) got Texas Wieners.. best damn hot dogs in the world! Don't accept any other city's Texas Weiners...even if they're actually in Texas (and don't clown me for saying weiner) Watchung Ave & Front St.!!!
Fuckin'turningrighttogoleftjughandlebullshit
When I lived in South Plainefield for a couple of years I
learned these things about Jersey...
- If you have some sort of plans for the evening at the crib that require bevereges, make sure you get your alcohol early (I spent my first fuckin' b-day in Jersey drinkin' a half a bottle of stale Hipnotic because we slept on the store hours and NOBODY was trying to hop in the car and ride to NYC with my boy who was FROM Jersey. Nigga acted like it was normal to travel an hour and pay 2 fuckin' tolls for a 12 pack of Heinekin)
- Apparently South Plainfield is where the Italians actually DO all drive Cameros or Cadillacs, wear Le Coq Sportif sweatsuits and PAY GOOD MONEY to have hair stylists give them mullets
- Apparently EVERY single one of those above Italian families has at least one family member on SSI or long term disability who appears to be healthy as fuck
- Spending $450K on a house that has a fucking RAILROAD running through the back yard is OK
- Apparently technology is such that if you just wave your arm like you are tossing a quarter in the tollbooth and keep rolling, they know it.
- NEVER let a relocation specialist in Texas find you a crib in Jersey
- If you hit up just the right gas station at the right time, you can get a fill up, a bootleg movie and/or CD and a dub sack all from the same dude (and he was fucking Afghan!).
LOL are you fucking serious? You calling Hollis dirty? Let me google some pics of NJ:
Carteret, NJ
NJ Turnpike
NJ Turnpike
I trust I made my point.
Them pics is like from 1984 my dude, chill with that...AND I dont even know where that place is....
HOLLIS QUEENS
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LOL are you fucking serious? You calling Hollis dirty? Let me google some pics of NJ:
Carteret, NJ
Thats the Arthur Kill, the body of water that separates Carteret and Perth Amboy from Staten Island. All types of shit floating in them waters
...Alot of the people over in that area have a heavy influence from the island(Staten)
Fuckin'turningrighttogoleftjughandlebullshit
When I lived in South Plainefield for a couple of years I
learned these things about Jersey...
- If you have some sort of plans for the evening at the crib that require bevereges, make sure you get your alcohol early (I spent my first fuckin' b-day in Jersey drinkin' a half a bottle of stale Hipnotic because we slept on the store hours and NOBODY was trying to hop in the car and ride to NYC with my boy who was FROM Jersey. Nigga acted like it was normal to travel an hour and pay 2 fuckin' tolls for a 12 pack of Heinekin)
- Apparently South Plainfield is where the Italians actually DO all drive Cameros or Cadillacs, wear Le Coq Sportif sweatsuits and PAY GOOD MONEY to have hair stylists give them mullets
- Apparently EVERY single one of those above Italian families has at least one family member on SSI or long term disability who appears to be healthy as fuck
- Spending $450K on a house that has a fucking RAILROAD running through the back yard is OK
- Apparently technology is such that if you just wave your arm like you are tossing a quarter in the tollbooth and keep rolling, they know it.
- NEVER let a relocation specialist in Texas find you a crib in Jersey
- If you hit up just the right gas station at the right time, you can get a fill up, a bootleg movie and/or CD and a dub sack all from the same dude (and he was fucking Afghan!).
What time do liquor stores close in NYC? I thought they closed at midnight?
Liquor stores in NJ close at 10, but you can hit any bar and buy a 12 pack until 2 AM...so your boy from Jersey wasn't too bright.
Not to mention...plenty of bootleggers in Plainfield..Elizabeth...Newark
Dog, I had been in Jersey about 10 days then and my boy, well, like I said, i had been in Jersey like 10 days at the time, but he didn't come across to me as the type of cat that would know where the bootlegger stayed. I don't know how long liquor stores stay open in NYC, but i have never not been able to buy some brew in the city, be it 9pm or 4am.
By the time I left Jersey, I knew my way around and could get my hands on pretty much whatever I wanted whenever I wanted.
Fuck you.
Go back to running around calling your self from Strong Island while thugging at Roosevelt Field.
Them pics is like from 1984 my dude, chill with that...AND I dont even know where that place is....
HOLLIS QUEENS
Dumb fucker you are clueless
1st pic isn;t from Hollis.
2nd pic isn't from Hollis because there isn't a LIRR depo anywhere in the area
3rd pic is a picture of Manhattan, the silver building in the foreground is the UN and the tall building in the background is the Citibank building in Long Island City. Oh and if you were wondering the whole borough of Queens separates LIC and Hollis.
True, but those property taxes make up for it!
Dumb fucker huh....
The scene in Hollis, Queens, after brakes went on a sedan driven by a mother and the vehicle crashed into a garage.
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local...mom_badly_hurt_daughter_hurt_in_queens_c.html
Read it and apologize
Only "good" thing about Jersey is it's close to NYC, Philly, the beaches, jersey shore, long island, delaware & if you're into camping & backpacking and all that kinda stuff..they have plenty of wooded & mountain resorts to enjoy. Oh, there are no less than 6 football teams, 4 basketball teams and 4 baseball teams to root for in a 3hr. radius..................
best thing in jersey is club 35 on route 9 south it's a nude strip club doesn't serve drinks but your allowed to bring your own beer and they put it on ice the waitresses are allowed to give lap dances there is a $20 cover charge ..
I've been there a few times and only spend $60 for like 4 hours in this joint that's a steal compared to places like sin city,scandalous, and most other strips in nyc
I've been there a few times and only spend $60 for like 4 hours in this joint that's a steal compared to places like sin city,scandalous, and most other strips in nyc
I used to drive all the way to Plainfield from New Brunswick to buy clothes and records - there was Jamaican record store and Vogels and one near Wieners I think. My people used to tell me never get caught in Weiners but nothing ever happened. Plainfield and Perth Amboy were the spots to pick up multiple bad Puerto Rican chicas.
Oh - there are self serve gas spots in NJ - I used to work in Dayton, NJ (exit 8) and the Wawa was self serve there.
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