brush your fucking teeth and wash the nut region.
OK Fellas you got a chick coming thru....What's ya prep work???
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i just pull out the condoms put em in plain so sight she knows whats shes here 4.
I was thinking I would do differently for the new chic, than what I would do for the occasional or jump off, but then I thought about it.
I smell good, room smell good, have drink, and hit that bish with a gang of conversation like I always do. Lulls the panties RIGHT OFF.
P.S. If it has been planned well enough in advance for the new chic, I may hit the gym just to let her ass no "Bish, I will break you!" LOL!
I smell good, room smell good, have drink, and hit that bish with a gang of conversation like I always do. Lulls the panties RIGHT OFF.
P.S. If it has been planned well enough in advance for the new chic, I may hit the gym just to let her ass no "Bish, I will break you!" LOL!
No offense brother but you are really corny.When a chick tells you she is coming thru,you put getting a box of chocolates on your "to do list".?
He might be old school like that.
No offense brother but you are really corny.When a chick tells you she is coming thru,you put getting a box of chocolates on your "to do list".?
he jus tryna make sure she has enuff hair gelkats jacking off before company comes over, really need counseling
Do a quick 100 pushups to get my heart rate goin and take a swig of some drank.
Nigga DAMN!!! Keep pimpin' pimpin' lol oh shit LMAO.
Ok what he said plus: the ringer off, vaccuum one good time, wipe them counters down and take out the trash. THEN, the mini workout, a shower, set up a movie she done seen to run while you doin' all this so the movie be about 1/2 to 3/4 the way done when she walk in...then you be like "Oh shit what's up baby, glad you finally showed up, I didn't think you was comin'...n'all I was just watchin' this movie..."
I don't have random women come over to my house. I prefer to take this show on the road. It is far easier to extricate yourself from a late night intrigue at a woman's house in the wee hours than it is to eject her from yours. Believe that!
what he said
I don't have random women come over to my house. I prefer to take this show on the road. It is far easier to extricate yourself from a late night intrigue at a woman's house in the wee hours than it is to eject her from yours. Believe that!
good point.
Dont wanna let my secrets out, but what i do depends on that females character and the location that we'll be fucking.
Ive messed with a lot of thirsty broads. Sometimes just seeing me is good enough.
lol
Good method.
Ive been doing this since my early high school years.
and 14 years later..i stil do.
Not only does it prevent your from bussing early in some good pussy, it also makes that second nut take longer to bust.
Sometimes I had to squeeze two out. I had this one chick that came through that made me bust after 10 minutes. Even after i let one loose before she came through. Now my nuts were sore as hell after that and it looked like pure water on her back after that 3rd nut within 4 hours....but it was well worth it.
Ive messed with a lot of thirsty broads. Sometimes just seeing me is good enough.
lol
Good method.
Ive been doing this since my early high school years.
and 14 years later..i stil do.
Not only does it prevent your from bussing early in some good pussy, it also makes that second nut take longer to bust.
Sometimes I had to squeeze two out. I had this one chick that came through that made me bust after 10 minutes. Even after i let one loose before she came through. Now my nuts were sore as hell after that and it looked like pure water on her back after that 3rd nut within 4 hours....but it was well worth it.
i used to do that shit years ago but now i'd rather save a nut for a few days just to have a super hard swipe and bust like a champ
yeah
i usually do that method whenever im about to get in some new pussy....just to be safe...might not get a chance to fuck again. If its some female that im used to...then its not needed.
Ya'll ain't never heard of rubbing one out before getting pussy? That first nut can come quick, but if you start out in the pussy at nut number two, you'll have a stronger start.
I'm in the club where I don't have that to worry about, but yes I have heard of it.
Personal hygiene is obvious, so after that, check that bathroom, change the sheets on the bed, vacuum the carpet, light some Nag Champa, lay and wait in the grass for that gazelle to walk on past and hope to everything right in the world her ass did the personal hygiene check before she left. Then again before she gets her ass outta the car. Nothing worse than a wiff of some clammy smellin pussy. Shit will take you from rock to droopy in 5 seconds flat.
by throwing a rock at her?
rub 1 out?
True, but unless you already blew shorty back out before it could be the last one you bust on shorty, best not to take the risk IMO.
rub 1 out?
That's what I'm saying.
And what y'all mean you can't last with the 1st nut?
If you bust off, wait 10 mins then get crackin' once again!
But there's no way I'm wasting the 1st nut on my fucking palm. Defeats the purpose of having her over.
I vacuum every room and my bed so various colored long hairs can not be found.
An older freak schooled me when I was 22 she was 28:
Her :Whos hair is this?
Me: Its yours, your hair is long and sandy
Her: Nigga what?
Me: Its yours?
Her: let me show you something dumb ass, (proceeds to toilet and puts it in the toilet water)
Her: This shit crinkles up, mine stays straight, stop fucking with them nappy head hoes. Oh by the way Im out......
Me: What The Fuck!
RedBone 5'0 freak Masters from IU loved me to punish her, cooked cleaned and had good credit, tried to school me on credit before I gave a damn..... Got married and divorced 8 years later we find each other on FB and she wants the Dick again...
Me: I will be vacuuming!!!
An older freak schooled me when I was 22 she was 28:
Her :Whos hair is this?
Me: Its yours, your hair is long and sandy
Her: Nigga what?
Me: Its yours?
Her: let me show you something dumb ass, (proceeds to toilet and puts it in the toilet water)
Her: This shit crinkles up, mine stays straight, stop fucking with them nappy head hoes. Oh by the way Im out......
Me: What The Fuck!
RedBone 5'0 freak Masters from IU loved me to punish her, cooked cleaned and had good credit, tried to school me on credit before I gave a damn..... Got married and divorced 8 years later we find each other on FB and she wants the Dick again...
Me: I will be vacuuming!!!
I vacuum every room and my bed so various colored long hairs can not be found.
An older freak schooled me when I was 22 she was 28:
Her :Whos hair is this?
Me: Its yours, your hair is long and sandy
Her: Nigga what?
Me: Its yours?
Her: let me show you something dumb ass, (proceeds to toilet and puts it in the toilet water)
Her: This shit crinkles up, mine stays straight, stop fucking with them nappy head hoes. Oh by the way Im out......
Me: What The Fuck!
RedBone 5'0 freak Masters from IU loved me to punish her, cooked cleaned and had good credit, tried to school me on credit before I gave a damn..... Got married and divorced 8 years later we find each other on FB and she wants the Dick again...
Me: I will be vacuuming!!!
Shit if she wasn't my girl, I would've told her what the business is. "Oh that's the chick I was fucking before you called...stringy haired bitch always want her hair pulled and shit..."
Nothing
tidy up the crib especially bathroom and kitchen
have some alcohol on deck
make sure i have a couple good flicks to watch
have some alcohol on deck
make sure i have a couple good flicks to watch
good food, is first! It breaks the ice, and prepares them for the alcohol....
hook up a high content pre-mixed drink with gingerale and fresh fruit in it! keep ti refrigerated and in a nice looking glass pitcher
Good music and take it from there...
ya'll kats are doing way too much for these chicks,,, just clean your crib & wash your ass,,, that's it!,,, ya'll are trying to adjust the lighting, ordering food & wearing smokers jackets & shit,,, when chicks peep desperation, they are not gonna fuck you,,, & ya'll kats jacking off before company comes over, really need counseling
"IM IN THE LIVING ROOM HONEY"
fuck it i'm a real dude i'll keep it real.. shower .. get some fruit scented lotion rub it in around the thighs and scrotum area(chicks love sucking dick that smell nice)..maybe drink something sweet or pineapple juice so that when a chick swallows she'll like the taste of my nut.. throw on windbreaker pants or shorts for easy access.. have bgol on or 1 of them tubesites cause i like gettin head while watchin porn
plus i like usin porn for an excuse of why i'm aroused and need to get it poppin
plus i like usin porn for an excuse of why i'm aroused and need to get it poppin
No offense brother but you are really corny.When a chick tells you she is coming thru,you put getting a box of chocolates on your "to do list".?
You oleee Gerald Levert "How Many Times" ass nigga..
Yall niggas wanna clown me. Lets take a look at this here brothers. I'm not only entertaining the sister to get the drawls, I'm entertaining myself. I like chocolate and wine and good convo. Them hoodrat ass bitches on the other hand...the ones y'all fucks with well you can feed them some budweiser and mcdonalds. I'm grown chief and I act grown. Y'all should be clowning these ruboff niggas.
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