Thats the playbook. Hey look I'm cool, I live in the city with the brothers. See all that scary shit is over stated, and look a the size of my home at the price I got it.
Next, I sorry you can't afford the taxes on your home for 40 years, but hey thats progress.
Its crazy how this country is set up. We, for the most part never get a new home. It amazes me the majority of the houses in this city are 300 years old. Theres absolutely nothing from buying a dilapidated block and rebuilding new homes just for us.