SIMPLE BITCH ecstatic: tobe scores 45!
hey genius! your boyfriend tobe scored 45 points tonight! i know you're excited, but you should STOP reading here, because REAL basketball with REAL facts are about to be discussed, and i know you want NOTHING to do with that...
so as mentioned above, the fakers WISELY limited tobe to 4-13 (30%) FGAs at halftime... guess what? the fakers had an 8 point lead...
but then something happened... tobe went 9-24 FGAs in the SECOND HALF!
for you fakers fans that have difficulty with simple math, i'll help you out: tobe ended up going 13-37 (35%) FGAs for the game... can you guess the outcome? that's right, the fakers lost...
but what do you expect when 1 player gives the opponent 24 opportunities for a change of possession?
H, take a look at the +/- for the 2nd half and see how the fakers lost their lead and eventually the game:
3rd Period
(11:35) [MEM] Battier Jump Shot: Missed
(11:35) [MEM] Team Rebound
(11:35) [MEM] Team Turnover: 24 Second Violation ( TO)
(11:20) [LAL] George Jump Shot: Missed
(11:17) [MEM] E. Jones Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
(11:09) [MEM] Stoudamire Jump Shot: Missed
(11:07) [LAL] Mihm Rebound (Off:1 Def:3)
(10:51) [LAL] Mihm Jump Shot: Missed
(10:47) [MEM] Stoudamire Rebound (Off:0 Def:2)
(10:41) [MEM 48-54] Stoudamire Layup Shot: Made (14 PTS)
(10:21) [LAL] Mihm Turnover: Offensive Goaltending (1 TO)
(10:00) [MEM] Gasol Jump Shot: Missed
(9:58) [LAL] Odom Rebound (Off:0 Def:10)
(9:53) [LAL] Bryant Foul: Offensive (1 PF)
(9:53) [LAL] Bryant Turnover: Foul (1 TO)
(9:40) [LAL] Bryant Foul: Shooting (2 PF)
(9:40) Timeout: Official
(9:40) [LAL] Bryant Substitution replaced by Wafer
(9:40) [MEM 49-54] Miller Free Throw 1 of 2 (5 PTS)
(9:40) [MEM 50-54] Miller Free Throw 2 of 2 (6 PTS)
(9:29) [MEM] E. Jones Foul: Personal (3 PF)
(9:14) [LAL] Odom Jump Shot: Missed
(9:12) [LAL] Mihm Rebound (Off:2 Def:3)
(8:57) [LAL] Wafer Jump Shot: Missed
(8:54) [MEM] Miller Rebound (Off:1 Def:6)
(8:40) [MEM] Battier Jump Shot: Missed
(8:39) [LAL] Team Rebound
(8:28) [LAL] Odom Foul: Offensive (2 PF)
(8:28) [LAL] Odom Turnover: Foul (3 TO)
(8:13) [MEM] Miller Jump Shot: Missed
(8:10) [LAL] Mihm Rebound (Off:2 Def:4)
(7:50) [LAL 57-50] Odom Jump Shot: Made (8 PTS)
(7:26) [MEM 52-57] Gasol Layup Shot: Made (8 PTS) Assist: Battier (2 AST)
(7:04) [LAL] Parker Jump Shot: Missed
(7:02) [LAL] Wafer Rebound (Off:1 Def:0)
(7:01) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(7:01) [LAL] Wafer Substitution replaced by Bryant
(6:54) [MEM] Miller Foul: Personal (3 PF)
(6:45) [LAL]
Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
(6:43) [MEM] Miller Rebound (Off:1 Def:7)
(6:22) [MEM 54-57] E. Jones Jump Shot: Made (12 PTS)
(6:00) [LAL] Odom Jump Shot: Missed
(5:58) [LAL] Mihm Rebound (Off:3 Def:4)
(5:54) [LAL] Mihm Turnover: Lost Ball Out of Bounds (2 TO)
(5:40) [LAL]
Bryant Foul: Shooting (3 PF)
(5:40) [MEM 55-57] E. Jones Free Throw 1 of 2 (13 PTS)
(5:40) [MEM 56-57] E. Jones Free Throw 2 of 2 (14 PTS)
(5:27) [LAL 60-56] Bryant Jump Shot: Made (19 PTS) Assist: Parker (2 AST)
(5:06) [MEM] Gasol Layup Shot: Missed Block: Mihm (1 BLK)
(5:03) [LAL] Odom Rebound (Off:0 Def:11)
(5:00) [LAL] Parker Layup Shot: Missed
(4:59) [MEM] Miller Rebound (Off:1 Def:8)
(4:52) [LAL] George Foul: Personal (2 PF)
(4:41) [MEM] Miller Layup Shot: Missed Block: Mihm (2 BLK)
(4:39) [LAL] Odom Rebound (Off:0 Def:12)
(4:33) [LAL] Odom Jump Shot: Missed Block: Gasol (1 BLK)
(4:31) [MEM] Battier Rebound (Off:2 Def:3)
(4:16) [MEM 58-60] Stoudamire Jump Shot: Made (16 PTS)
(3:51) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
(3:48) [LAL] Odom Rebound (Off:1 Def:12)
(3:43) [LAL 63-58] Bryant Jump Shot: Made (22 PTS) Assist: Parker (3 AST)
(3:22) [MEM] Gasol Jump Shot: Missed Block: Odom (1 BLK)
(3:19) [LAL] Bryant Rebound (Off:2 Def:3)
(3:16) [LAL 66-58] Bryant Jump Shot: Made (25 PTS) Assist: Parker (4 AST)
(3:14) [MEM] Team Timeout: Regular
(3:05) [LAL] Odom Foul: Personal (3 PF)
(2:54) [LAL] Mihm Foul: Shooting (2 PF)
(2:54) [MEM 59-66] Gasol Free Throw 1 of 2 (9 PTS)
(2:54) [MEM 60-66] Gasol Free Throw 2 of 2 (10 PTS)
(2:42) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
(2:40) [LAL] Team Rebound
(2:31) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
(2:29) [MEM] Miller Rebound (Off:1 Def:9)
(2:12) [MEM 63-66] E. Jones Jump Shot: Made (17 PTS) Assist: Stoudamire (6 AST)
(2:03) [MEM] E. Jones Foul: Personal (4 PF)
(1:54) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
(1:52) [MEM] Miller Rebound (Off:1 Def:10)
(1:42) [MEM] Stoudamire Jump Shot: Missed
(1:40) [MEM] Gasol Rebound (Off:2 Def:2)
(1:33) [MEM 66-66] Miller Jump Shot: Made (9 PTS) Assist: Stoudamire (7 AST)
(1:06) [MEM] Battier Foul: Shooting (2 PF)
(1:06) [LAL 67-66] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (26 PTS)
(1:06) [LAL] Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
(1:05) [MEM] Team Rebound
(0:49) [MEM] Stoudamire Jump Shot: Missed
(0:47) [LAL] Odom Rebound (Off:1 Def:13)
(0:33) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
(0:31) [MEM] Miller Rebound (Off:1 Def:11)
(0:16) [MEM] E. Jones Jump Shot: Missed
(0:13) [MEM] Gasol Tip Shot: Missed
(0:13) [MEM] Gasol Rebound (Off:3 Def:2)
(0:11) [LAL] George Rebound (Off:2 Def:2)
(0:00) [LAL] Bryant Layup Shot: Missed
(0:00) [MEM] Miller Rebound (Off:1 Def:12)
(0:00) End Period
so how many of tobe's GARBAGE FGAs LEAD DIRECTLY TO OPPONENT SCORES?
let's move on to Q4 with the halftime lead almost gone:
4th Period
(11:42) [LAL] Odom Jump Shot: Missed
(11:40) [MEM] Gasol Rebound (Off:3 Def:3)
(11:18) [MEM] Team Turnover: 24 Second Violation ( TO)
(11:03) [LAL 69-66] Bryant Jump Shot: Made (28 PTS) Assist: Vujacic (1 AST)
(10:40) [MEM] Miller Jump Shot: Missed
(10:38) [MEM] Gasol Rebound (Off:4 Def:3)
(10:33) [MEM 68-69] Gasol Driving Layup: Made (12 PTS)
(10:12) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
(10:10) [LAL] Walton Rebound (Off:2 Def:2)
(10:08) [LAL 71-68] Bryant Jump Shot: Made (30 PTS) Assist: Walton (2 AST)
(10:08) [MEM] Battier Foul: Shooting (3 PF)
(10:08) [MEM] E. Jones Substitution replaced by D. Jones
(10:08) [LAL 72-68] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 1 (31 PTS)
(9:48) [MEM] Miller Foul: Offensive (4 PF)
(9:48) [MEM] Miller Turnover: Foul (1 TO)
(9:36) [LAL] Odom Jump Shot: Missed
(9:34) [MEM] Miller Rebound (Off:1 Def:13)
(9:30) [MEM 70-72] Gasol Slam Dunk Shot: Made (14 PTS) Assist: Burks (2 AST)
(9:06) [LAL 74-70] Bryant Running Jump: Made (33 PTS)
(8:56) [MEM] Burks Turnover: Bad Pass (1 TO) Steal: Vujacic (1 ST)
(8:56) [MEM] Burks Foul: Loose Ball (1 PF)
(8:56) Timeout: Official
(8:45) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
(8:45) [MEM] Team Rebound
(8:45) [LAL] Brown Foul: Loose Ball (3 PF)
(8:24) [LAL] Bryant Foul: Flagrant Type 1 (4 PF)
(8:24) [MEM 71-74] Miller Free Throw Flagrant 2 of 2 (10 PTS)
(8:24) [MEM 72-74] Miller Free Throw Flagrant 1 of 1 (11 PTS)
(8:11) [MEM] Burks Jump Shot: Missed
(8:10) [LAL] Team Rebound
(8:10) [MEM] Burks Substitution replaced by Stoudamire
(8:01) [MEM] Miller Foul: Personal (5 PF)
(8:01) [MEM] Miller Substitution replaced by E. Jones
(7:52) [MEM] Battier Foul: Personal (4 PF)
(7:52) [LAL] Odom Substitution replaced by George
(7:40) [LAL 76-72] Walton Jump Shot: Made (5 PTS) Assist: Vujacic (2 AST)
(7:18) [MEM 74-76] D. Jones Driving Layup: Made (4 PTS)
(6:56) [LAL] Vujacic Jump Shot: Missed
(6:54) [MEM] D. Jones Rebound (Off:0 Def:2)
(6:45) [MEM] E. Jones Jump Shot: Missed
(6:45) [LAL] Team Rebound
(6:45) [MEM] Battier Foul: Loose Ball (5 PF)
(6:45) [LAL 77-74] Walton Free Throw 1 of 2 (6 PTS)
(6:45) [MEM] Battier Substitution replaced by Warrick
(6:45) [LAL] Walton Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
(6:44) [MEM] Warrick Rebound (Off:0 Def:2)
(6:36) [LAL] Vujacic Foul: Personal (3 PF)
(6:23) [MEM] E. Jones Jump Shot: Missed
(6:21) [LAL] Vujacic Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
(6:16) [LAL 79-74] George Slam Dunk Shot: Made (15 PTS) Assist: Walton (3 AST)
(6:00) [MEM] Fratello Foul: Technical (0 PF)
(6:00) [LAL 80-74] Bryant Free Throw Technical (34 PTS)
(6:00) [MEM] E. Jones Foul: Technical (4 PF)
(6:00) [MEM] E. Jones Ejection: Other
so without STARTER eddie jones on the floor, and the fakers playing at HOME, the game should've been easier, right? continue on:
(6:00) [MEM] E. Jones Substitution replaced by Miller
(6:00) [LAL 81-74] Bryant Free Throw Technical (35 PTS)
(5:45) [MEM] D. Jones Turnover: Stepped out of Bounds (3 TO)
(5:45) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(5:45) [MEM] Warrick Substitution replaced by Battier
(5:28) [LAL] Walton Turnover: Stepped out of Bounds (1 TO)
(5:15) [MEM 76-81] D. Jones Jump Shot: Made (6 PTS) Assist: Stoudamire (8 AST)
(4:53) [MEM] D. Jones Foul: Personal (4 PF)
(4:53) [LAL 82-76] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (36 PTS)
(4:53) [LAL 83-76] Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (37 PTS)
(4:39) [MEM] Battier Foul: Offensive (6 PF)
(4:39) [MEM] Battier Turnover: Foul (1 TO)
(4:39) [MEM] Battier Substitution replaced by Warrick
so with STARTER shane battier out, and the fakers AT HOME with a 7 point lead, it should have been easy for them to close out, right?
(4:26) [LAL] Bryant Layup Shot: Missed
(4:25) [MEM] D. Jones Rebound (Off:0 Def:3)
(4:15) [MEM] Stoudamire Jump Shot: Missed
(4:12) [MEM] Gasol Rebound (Off:5 Def:3)
(4:01) [LAL] Brown Foul: Personal (4 PF)
(4:01) [LAL] Walton Substitution replaced by Odom
(3:55) [MEM] Stoudamire Layup Shot: Missed Block: Brown (2 BLK)
(3:52) [MEM] Warrick Layup Shot: Missed
(3:52) [MEM] Warrick Rebound (Off:1 Def:2)
(3:49) [MEM 78-83] Gasol Layup Shot: Made (16 PTS)
(3:49) [MEM] Gasol Rebound (Off:6 Def:3)
(3:36) [LAL] Brown Foul: Offensive (5 PF)
(3:36) [LAL] Brown Turnover: Foul (4 TO)
(3:25) [MEM 80-83] Gasol Alley Oop Dunk: Made (18 PTS) Assist: Stoudamire (9 AS
(3:22) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(3:22) [LAL] Brown Substitution replaced by Mihm
(3:09) [LAL 85-80] Mihm Layup Shot: Made (13 PTS) Assist: Vujacic (3 AST)
(2:47) [MEM] Gasol Hook Shot: Missed
(2:43) [LAL] Mihm Rebound (Off:3 Def:5)
(2:24) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
(2:22) [LAL] Mihm Layup Shot: Missed
(2:22) [LAL] Mihm Rebound (Off:4 Def:5)
(2:20) [MEM] D. Jones Rebound (Off:0 Def:4)
(2:18) [LAL] Vujacic Foul: Shooting (5 PF)
(2:18) [MEM 81-85] Gasol Free Throw 1 of 2 (19 PTS)
(2:18) [MEM 82-85] Gasol Free Throw 2 of 2 (20 PTS)
(2:07) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
(2:06) [LAL] Team Rebound
(2:06) [MEM] Warrick Foul: Loose Ball (1 PF)
(2:06) [LAL 86-82] George Free Throw 1 of 2 (16 PTS)
(2:06) [LAL] George Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
(2:05) [MEM] Gasol Rebound (Off:6 Def:4)
(1:48) [MEM] D. Jones Jump Shot: Missed
(1:48) [LAL] Team Rebound
(1:48) [MEM] Warrick Foul: Loose Ball (2 PF)
(1:48) [LAL 87-82] Odom Free Throw 1 of 2 (9 PTS)
(1:48) [LAL] Odom Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
(1:46) [MEM] Gasol Rebound (Off:6 Def:5)
(1:28) [MEM] Gasol Turnaround Jump: Missed
(1:25) [LAL] Bryant Rebound (Off:2 Def:4)
(1:12) [LAL] Odom Jump Shot: Missed
(1:10) [MEM] Gasol Rebound (Off:6 Def:6)
(1:01) [MEM 85-87] Stoudamire Jump Shot: Made (19 PTS) Assist: Miller (3 AST)
(0:42) [MEM] D. Jones Foul: Personal (5 PF)
(0:42) [LAL 88-85] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (38 PTS)
(0:42) [LAL] Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
(0:41) [MEM] Gasol Rebound (Off:6 Def:7)
(0:41) [MEM] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:28) [MEM 88-88] Stoudamire Jump Shot: Made (22 PTS)
what happened, mythmakers? your fairy didn't make a CLUTCH FT that would've turned the game into a 2 possession contest...
(0:15) [LAL]
Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
are you keeping track, mythmakers? tobe had a chance for a CLUTCH shot to win the game, but couldn't sink it...
(0:12) [MEM] Warrick Rebound (Off:1 Def:3)
(0:00) [MEM] D. Jones Jump Shot: Missed
(0:00) [MEM] Team Rebound
(0:00) End Period
the +/- AS ALWAYS proves AGAIN that tobe is a detriment to the fakers... let's go on to OT and see what happened:
1st Overtime
(5:00) Mihm Jump Ball Mihm vs Gasol
(4:47) [LAL] Mihm Foul: Offensive (4 PF)
(4:47) [LAL] Mihm Turnover: Foul (3 TO)
(4:25) [MEM] Gasol Jump Shot: Missed
(4:23) [LAL] Odom Rebound (Off:1 Def:14)
(4:15) [LAL] Bryant Layup Shot: Missed
(4:14) [MEM] Miller Rebound (Off:1 Def:14)
(4:08) [MEM] D. Jones Layup Shot: Missed
(4:06) [MEM] Team Rebound
(4:06) [LAL] Vujacic Foul: Loose Ball (4 PF)
(4:06) [LAL] Vujacic Substitution replaced by Parker
(3:53) [MEM 90-88] Gasol Running Hook Shot: Made (22 PTS)
(3:39) [LAL 90-90] George Jump Shot: Made (18 PTS)
(3:19) [LAL] George Foul: Illegal Defense (2 PF)
(3:19) [MEM 91-90] Stoudamire Free Throw Technical (23 PTS)
(3:05) [MEM 94-90] Miller Jump Shot: Made (14 PTS) Assist: Gasol (4 AST)
(2:45) [LAL] Bryant Turnover: Lost Ball (2 TO) Steal: D. Jones (1 ST)
(2:42) [LAL] George Foul: Shooting (3 PF)
(2:42) [MEM 95-90] D. Jones Free Throw 1 of 2 (7 PTS)
(2:42) [MEM 96-90] D. Jones Free Throw 2 of 2 (8 PTS)
(2:42) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(2:22) [LAL] George Jump Shot: Missed
(2:21) [MEM] Team Rebound
(2:21) [LAL] Mihm Foul: Loose Ball (4 PF)
(2:02) [LAL] Bryant Foul: Personal (5 PF)
(2:02) [MEM 97-90] Gasol Free Throw 1 of 2 (23 PTS)
(2:02) [MEM 98-90] Gasol Free Throw 2 of 2 (24 PTS)
(1:51) [LAL] Mihm Layup Shot: Missed
(1:51) [LAL 92-98] Mihm Layup Shot: Made (15 PTS)
(1:51) [LAL] Mihm Rebound (Off:5 Def:5)
(1:34) [MEM 100-92] Stoudamire Driving Layup: Made (25 PTS)
(1:27) [LAL 95-100] Bryant Jump Shot: Made (41 PTS)
(1:13) [MEM] Stoudamire Turnover: Backcourt Turnover (2 TO)
(1:07) [LAL 97-100] Bryant Running Jump: Made (43 PTS) Assist: Parker (5 AST)
(0:52) [MEM] Team Timeout: Short
(0:46) [MEM] Stoudamire Jump Shot: Missed
(0:44) [LAL] Bryant Rebound (Off:2 Def:5)
(0:32) [MEM] Miller Foul: Personal (6 PF)
(0:32) [MEM] Miller Substitution replaced by Burks
(0:32) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:24) [LAL 99-100] Bryant Driving Layup: Made (45 PTS)
(0:24) [MEM] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:17) [MEM] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:14) [MEM] Gasol Turnover: Bad Pass (2 TO) Steal: Mihm (1 ST)
(0:03) [LAL] Bryant Layup Shot: Missed
are any of you tobe lovers MAN enough to stand up and say you've been jock riding a CLUTCH fraud all this time?
(0:00) [LAL] Mihm Rebound (Off:6 Def:5)
(0:00) [LAL] Mihm Jump Shot: Missed
(0:00) [MEM] D. Jones Rebound (Off:0 Def:5)
(0:00) End Period