Ok, so you're in the supermarket picking up bacon eggs and fruit loops. You're minding your business when you see a fine redbone looking for Frosted Mini-Wheats. She's cute and engaging and you trade numbers. You take her to the show and out to eat and she is totally comfortable with you. You tell her you work for the water company and she tells you she's in the motion picture industry. Then you get her in the sack and she knows just how to make you feel like Julian St Jock! She might be the one!!!!!
You introduce her to the family and everyone thinks she's great. Your boys are all cool with her because she's not stuck up or doesn't monopolize your time. Then one night when she's on a shoot you're on BGOL and someone posts, "Big Redbone Anal Heavean" and you download it. You take a look and see the woman of your dreams getting Dp'd by LT and Nat Turner. Your heart is broken and your life is over!
Don't trust these broads fellas. Shit, someone might need to start a carfax for bitches!